Technoparc

[BigSteve]

Why has nobody mentioned the bus that run from the village to Bouesejour!

[Matt Harper]

How does one transport booze on a push bike or scooter?

More to the point, how does one transport a pushbike or scooter across the Atlantic Ocean? I can just see us at Delta check-in, "Sir, your Lambrettas are classed as excess baggage" - "Nah, we can stuff 'em in the overhead".....

Smokie - I despare with you! Toting warm beer around in a rucksack is so far off-side that you should have a serious word with yourself.

[smokie]

You are never happy with my beer choice are you?

What was it at Sebring this year - the same as tramps drink? And last year - wussy beer, I think...

[Andy Zarse]

Matt, can I recall you making mildly disparaging remarks here in the past about people who fail to get there sh it into gear with the ACO?? Schadenfreud is a terrible thing.

Hi Andy
Delighted that you are back and pleased you had a good time in PR.
I don't recall gloating about people who don't get their sheot together - moreover those who seemed to panic and fret about when their Godforsaken tickets might show-up. I bow to your scholastic superiority - I dunno who/what Schadenfreud is. Pray explain....

Dave and I plan to be at the Champagne bar on Saturday night, 9.00pm sharp - we look forward to seeing you all then.

Hi Matt

Scadenfreud is a German word and it means taking amusement from the misfortunes of others (though I stand to be corrected by HGB). Not a nice thing to do really, but...

Was just trying to come up with a few suggestions to help you out but it looks like you've had it as far as Houx goes old chap. Techno and BSJ are a long way away, it was bad enough being in Karting Nord one year and I swore never again. Better than nothing though.

Have you tried getting into one of the new laybys they are doing specially for motorhomes on some of the car parks? I had a letter from the ACO about it but threw it away as it was of norelevance to me. Give them a ring, you've nowt to loose.

Anyway good luck and failing all else, see you at the Poo bar 21 hundred pronto.

[Brian(Liverpool boys)]

Ah welcome back Mr Zarse, you have been sadly missed, no PQ for you then Andy thought you may have made it.
Brian.

[Matt Harper]

Don't get me wrong Andy - I really appreciate the thought and advice. You'd have figured that after more than 20 years of going to this frickin' race, we'd have figured it out by now.
This happened to us last year (although I remained in blissful ignorance of it) then, in May they said, "It's OK, we've got you on Houx, as usual, after all", so who knows?
The guys we're going with need bogs and showers (because there is no way in hell that Dave and I are paying $$$$ for those dudes to befoul our sleeping accommodation), so a lay-by won't really cut-it.
In an ideal world, we need 4 x pitches, all together on either Houx, The Annexe or anywhere else really, that is on level ground and not miles and miles from the action. Frankly, I'm not going to sweat-it - like most folks, there are much more important things in my life, to lose sleep over!

Oye, Smokie - warm beer? Nooooooooooo!!! (apologies to Harry Enfield)