girls,girls,girls

[jimclark]

Pffft.

That's not a bumper.

That's just another portal.

Usually, a tight one, at that.....

[sregord]

Ummm... woof, woof. I was thinking she could do the bumping.
on another note...
I was in airport security the other day watching a young family(husband) shove & push all the child seats, strollers thru the x-ray/metal detector.  I turned to the guy behind me & asked .".remember when we used to ride around in the back of a pickup truck"... got a good chuckle.
Where are these ladies' restraints?

[jimclark]

Where are these ladies' restraints?

You're so silly.

Look carefully.

Do you see those straps going horizontally across their backs?

They keep what's on the front side of them from bouncing around too much.

Men usually prefer when they're NOT wearing said restraints.  

You're rather unusual.

 (Of course I'm assuming you're a straight male.)

Any way, I'd like to borrow the one in the middle, please.

[sregord]

Yes straight old guy   ....who prefers both breasts & bottoms.
Couldn't remember if the governors of this forum would excuse said unrestrained fronts.

[sregord]

Takata should have stayed with this style of "restraint"

[jimclark]

Ow.

It would hurt sooooo good.


(Oh. I meant an auto accident, of course.... )

[smokie]

This thread has run it's course and is now closed.

The subject matter can be easily found elsewhere and given our broad membership we don't need it here anymore.

Sorry if anyone finds that a bit killjoy.