The Ferrari Formula 1 Team have announced that they fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The action followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme, and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool.
The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than six seconds with just a pair of mole grips each, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear.
This was thought to be an excellent, and bold move by Ferrari management.
As most F1 races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari are now seen to have a massive advantage over every other team. However, they got more than they bargained for during the Scouse Crew's first practice session.
Not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had also resprayed, rebadged, and sold the vehicle to the McClaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke, and a quick shufty at Coultards bird in the shower.................
Aplogies to the Liverpool boys, no offence intended
