Well, Well, As Godfery said, he and I were just  ambling our way back from a swarrey at the Hen and Chickens and this young hoodlum comes flying out of the Autodrome and bashes our automobile in the botty. He must of being doing at least 8 miles per hour!! Well, well, do you know what he said, ah, such insolence - he said we should not have stopped!! well, everybody knows one should make absolutely sure there are no other vehicles in at least 100 yards of sight and if there are, one should only pull away when you can see the whites of there eyes! Do you know we saw 3 accidents that very morning, the standard of driving today is just atrocious, just as we pull away, these cars come charging up towards us, leave there braking far to late and then the one behind bashes him up the back, and then they have the audacity to shout and shake fists at Godfrey and I. Just no respect.
Anyway at least we know the nice man at the garage, I'm sure he will do the good job that he has done for the last 6 times, do you know he has got our name written in on his calendar - once a month all the way to Christmas!! - he says he like us Saga club members - nice and regular.
Oh well, at least this hoodlum turned out to be a polite young boy, said he wanted to be a policeman when he grows up, wasn’t very keen on his friend though - the shifty type, you know.
Well, must go know, time for bed, Godfreys be practising balancing those little blue pills on the end of his todger, doesn’t put any lead into it though, we always have to go back to the splint.