Job Vacancy
French speaking, fun loving, good company, can complete the times crossword in ten minutes, able to drive rapid left-hand sports car, girl friday wanted for Gilles event in December. Recent photo and why should you be choosen in less than twenty words, application submitted by October please. Formal interview held in November.
French speaking, fun loving, good company, can complete the times crossword in ten minutes, able to drive rapid left-hand sports car, girl friday wanted for Gilles event in December. Recent photo and why should you be choosen in less than twenty words, application submitted by October please. Formal interview held in November.
Me, me! Oh I'd love to come Mr Spider, really I would! I don't think I need to send a photo as I met you just the other month - I saw the way you looked at me and smiled that day, just like I saw your look of sadness while I was being openly rogered from behind by that @!$#, Norbert. Anyway, I've been working out since then in the hope that I'd see you again...
I should be chosen because:
Je suis vendredi fille, I can do crosswords, and I'll bet you've never had a bear zarse on your leather!