In no particular order:
1985 Mini - the least reliable car in Britain
1991 Metro GTI - blinding. Used to get a cuppa at the garage when it received its monthly litre of oil
1995 Mini Cooper - exhaust fell off, indicators packed in. Was BRG though.
2000 Saxo VTR - crap. Friday car.
1996 Escort Cabrio (girlfriends at the time - not mine honest)
1998 Lotus Elise - (now covered 55,000 in it and have the stonechips, clam cracks, rattles, squeaks etc to prove it)
1991 Lotus Elan - bought in 2001 with 12,000 on the clock. Time warped gem which I sold out of guilt because I was spoiling.
2000 Lotus 340R - blew head gasket on way to my wedding
1983 Talbot Sunbeam Lotus - still got in pieces accross a few different locations.
2000 Impreza P1 brilliant alrounder. 4 up for camping to Swanage
1986 Fiesta XR2 - in diamond white. Loved it.
2002 Evo 7 FQ300 - lot of lag, noise etc. Good fun.
1998 Porsche 996 C2 - great cruiser but bought the first one I saw which was a mistake as it was a bit lacking in spec.
2003 Impreza STI PPP - great workhorse, image a shame.
2004 Porsche 997 Carrera S - love it, a huge step forward and the pccb are amazing.
1999 Smart - awful. Blew the engine day 1 and never returned.
1999 Alfa Romeo 156 - fab interior. steady.
Best laugh was the wife and me - Lands End to John O Groats in the Elise. We did the route overnight, 3 stops for fuel 835 miles, 11 hours 37 minutes. A brilliant experience, sunset by the sea at Lands End and sunrise somewhere around Wick. Felt a bit numb afterwards as Elise seats aren't renound for padding!