A'right folks, second and generally scruffier half of Team Cannonball checkin in and profusely apologisin for the presence of my wench this year - she made me! Frankly it's the locals I feel sorry for - slightest hint of an accent and she starts frothin at the knickers. Anyways, due to car problems relatin to my Corsa o' Doom ie it's sh*t, I'll be scabbin a ride with Jay and pitchin up on the Thursday. Then throwin up on the Friday. Damn undercooked chicken...

get a big ass paddlin pool before you go (cheap outta superdrug and asda), fill it up when you get there and chuck a few blocks of ice in it from the carrefour. should be good for coolin for a day or two. then the water goes a bit funny. either that or someone pissed in it...

nice one, all we need now is a tent sellin shoes or disney toys to get our respective wenches out the way, and we are sorted for saturday.do they take card for lapdances, or is it hard currency only?