Heavier weight if poss please.

We will be up for 4 please

Andy

ok i have found out a bit more
clear plastic wallets 4" x 7 1/4" up to 500 will cost us $0.32 each
Plain lanyards up to 500 will cost us $0.68 each

The real killer is the shipping costs a cost for 200 wallets and lanyards comes in at $65 plus duties and VAT

What do you think the chances areof asking one of the clubs American friends if they could assist if we got them shipped to them from the supplier and if they know of a cheaper shipping method to the UK as we do have time on our side?

Andy

We would be honoured to have smithytours.co.uk on there.

it looks like i will need to order some ticket holders and lanyards for the 2006 excursions, i know you get them from the tour company (but who really wants to advertise MRI or Airtrack) or i can by them at the track but i prefer to get plain ones and then rebrand the as necessary. does anyone know of a UK based firm that will sell you small numbers of these, say about 20?

i have got these before but i ended up shipping them in from the states and the delivery charges were more than the holders.

if other people want some is it worth clubbing together so we can buy in bulk?

Andy

what is the program you are using to convert it to MPEG?

for my kind of use i dont have a problem converting it then chopping it about adding to etc. the re burning to a new dvd.

Andy

Sorry about this just a tad off topic

i am thinking of buying a dvd recorder, i already have a camcorder which i then upload on to the pc and edit and make films, are you able to import the recorded items in to this kind of package? i cant import purchased dvds in i just wondered if recorded ones would. is this the kind of problem you have now hit smokie?

Andy

ok i am getting a bit confused now, not to hard i hear you say

where abouts do we pick the new road up? is it before Rouen or is it after the roundabout with all the plastic cows on it.

Andy

i think you may be a bit short on the beer front, you can never have to much i have found. 

A top nomination

We always stay in Le Mans till Monday morning then take a nice and steady drive back to Calais. The city centre is pretty quiet and it is good to have a meal on a china plate and eat it with a metal knife and fork.

I must confess and hold my hands up, i did not have a roadside assistance a couple of years ago and yes the drive plate went. I was and still am a member of the ACO and called them up. They put me through to an english speaking young lady who was very helpful and organised to get my car recovered to a local garage. She also informed me that i could get a discounted hire car with the reference number she gave me. My brother drove me to the nearest Avis depot and i picked up a replacement. Drove it the remaining 150 miles, well teared the arse out of it trying to keep up with my brothers porker and deposited it at the train station. We thought we would push our luck and used the reference number again to get us a car to get back to Calais.

I found that the ACO breakdown could not do enough to help me get to the race. it was a good service for what you paid. Not so sure about the dodgy garage that recovered the car i am sure he double charged me for storing the car for 10 days till i went back with a trailor and repatriated it to the UK.

Never leave home now without a full euro package now, i used International Recovery this year but they only cover vehicles up to 10 years old now.

Andy

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.  After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun."
So they went back to her place.  After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my ballsin your left hand and ma willie in your right hand".
Cilla looks a bit perplexed,but says "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.
Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful.  But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......."
"I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun".
Cilla complies with the routine.
The results this time are absolutely mind blowing.
Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin  yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer dat much?"
Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the b!tch stole ma wallet!"

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the
doctors. "Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.
"You look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and
see what that shows. Come back and see me in a couple of days." The
little paper bag felt no better when he went back for the results.
"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag. "I'm afraid you
are HIV positive!" said the doctor. "No, I can't be - I'm just a
little paper bag!" said the little paper bag. "Have you been having
unprotected sex?" asked the doctor. "NO, I can't do things like that -
I'm just a little paper bag!" "Well have you been sharing needles with
other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.
"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood
transfusion?" queried the doctor.
"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"
"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor

"Your mother must have been a carrier"

  cracking made me smile 

Andy

nothing better than being prepared my dad used to say to me 

we are hoping to arrive about 8.00am on the friday morning and i will need to buy some ice to keep beer and champers  chilled till we can get in to accommodation to plug in travel fridge. i just did not want to be sitting outside the front door for hours when i could be somewhere else catching up on my drinking skills 

Andy