Brutsch Mopetta:
49cc

As seen as Goodwood Revival last year,

That there is the Pegaso Z102 Coupe Aerodinamico, 1953

Is that the sound of the blue ball going into the centre pocket?

Simon

It is an......
Rosenbauer Panther Aircraft Rescue and Fire Fighting Vehicle

This could be based at Manchester (the R on the side for Ringway Airport)

But I think it is somewhere like Newcastle Airport.

Simon

 

The Blind Date


Allen took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do
first, Sandra?" asked Allen.

"I want to get weighed," said Sandra.

They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got
on
the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Allen
again asked Sandra what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and
Allen

lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.

"I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Allen figured she was really weird and took her home
early,
dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How did it go?"


Sandra responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

 Peter Van Dyck is the driver (and owner)
 900+ hp
 DETROIT SERIES 60 D DECK 3,  ALLISON 5 SPD AUTO engine
 peterbuilt truck chassis

 Commonly known as "pinkfoot"

 Thanks Google....!!!

 I WIN.........I WIN......I WIN......

 That car must be the well known and well loved LEYLAND (of Australia) P76 1973 - 1976 vintage.

I will chose a Blue ball next please

Perhaps there are REALLY big spiders in chateau no-panic vaults....................

possibly a 1960 something Scania Vabis RDA?

Put Aston and Atoms together and you get the Aston Martin Atom.

It had a space frame with aluminium body. An assortment of engines were available.

Built 1939 - 1944. David Brown is said to have liked the cars so much he brought the company.

Simon

 Well I can tell you it has a 2 cyl 583cc/598cc engine, good for around 130km/hr. First produced in Italy in 1959 and ended in Germany in 1967.

I tell you the name a bit later.

Simon

The Moxie Company is the oldest bottler of soft drinks in the US. Years ago they had a fleet of six of these cars which were used for parades and publicity. The driver sits atop the horse and drives the car using the stirrups as the accelerator and brake.

Only one of the original cars still exists. Originally based on a 1929 LaSalle,

Known as the Moxie Horse Car.

Possibly the photo is of a replica based on a 1927 Rolls Royce.

Film clip of the car being driven here!
http://www.thisexit.com/movies/NHLINmoxie_flt.mov

OK I am thinking along the lines of a famous film probably watched several times by all petrol heads. Not the star rather the mugged party

I cannot find the exact model at the moment though I am trawling the tinternet thingy

I went to the game last night. The missus got the hump over it, she said you love Chelsea more than you love me.

I said, darling, I love Arsenal more than I love you.

An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me."

Mildly irritated, 
he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said, "Then you used to bite my neck."

Angrily, he threw back the bed covers and got out of bed.

"Where are you going?" she asked.




"To get my teeth!"

woman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those
headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.'
'No more headaches?' the husband asks,

'What happened?'

His wife replies, 'Margie referred me to a hypnotist & he
told me to stand in front of a mirror, Stare at myself and
repeat,
' I do not have a headache '
' I do not have a headache '
' I do not have a headache '

Well, it Worked! The headaches are all gone.'

Well , that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.
His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a
ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't
you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for
that?

Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off
his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the
bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, 'Don't move, I'll
be right back.'

He goes into the Bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps
into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, 'WOW! - that was wonderful!

the husband says, 'Don't move! I will be right back.
He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was
even better than the first time.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning 'OH MY GOD' she
proclaims.
Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back..'

With that, he goes back in the bathroom.
This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the
bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying.


'She's not my wife '

'She's not my wife '

'She's not my wife ' .

'She's not my wife '





His funeral service will be held on Saturday