Title: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Leftie on June 26, 2009, 01:24:05 am
Well, the dude has passed away.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090625/ten-michael-jackson-has-died-reports-ea4616c.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090625/ten-michael-jackson-has-died-reports-ea4616c.html)
May he now rest in peace.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090625/ten-michael-jackson-has-died-reports-ea4616c.html (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090625/ten-michael-jackson-has-died-reports-ea4616c.html)
May he now rest in peace.
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Andy Zarse on June 26, 2009, 01:29:05 am
well f**k him, the dirty kiddy fiddling c**t >:(
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 26, 2009, 01:44:58 am
CNN said his last words to Paramedics were "take me to the childrens ward"
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 26, 2009, 01:48:53 am
News from Perth WA is that he had asked to be cremated and turned into toys..... so kids could play with him for once >:(
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Bob U on June 26, 2009, 10:07:08 am
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Alex Ferguson will play Giggs in August
Alex Ferguson will play Giggs in August
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Simon13 on June 26, 2009, 10:15:38 am
The coroner is unsure what to put as the cause of Michael Jackson's death. He doesn't know whether to blame it on the sunshine, the moonlight, the good times, or the boogie
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Mr Termite on June 26, 2009, 10:18:29 am
Some pretty nasty stories have been told about the guy, and most of us would find the kid thing very distasteful, but MJ also recorded the most successful album of all time - Thriller, which was said last year to have sold 104 million copies and counting. But then, it was produced by Quincy Jones, and had at least 3 songs by Rod Temperton, who comes from Cleethorpes! And, no I don't have a copy.
Anoraks take all forms....
Anoraks take all forms....
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Jules G on June 26, 2009, 10:26:36 am
Reports of Michel Jackson having a heart attack are INCORRECT. he has been found in the childrens ward having a stroke
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Bob U on June 26, 2009, 10:38:34 am
No, it was definately a heart attack. Brought on when he heard that Boys 2 Men was a band and not a delivery service
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: landman on June 26, 2009, 10:57:08 am
Jockeys at tomorrow's Flemmington meeting will wear black armbands out of respect to Jacko, who successfully rode more three year olds than anyone in living memory.
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Bob U on June 26, 2009, 11:04:41 am
He asked not to be buried or cremated, but to be recycled into shopping bags so he can still be white, plastic and a dangour to kids
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: dukla on June 26, 2009, 11:33:01 am
More upset about the untimely death of Farrah Fawcett.
BTW - Who is BUBBLES? Apparently coroner to investigate reports that the first attempt of CPR on MJ was by Bubbles, who unfortunately was only trained to suck but not blow.
BTW - Who is BUBBLES? Apparently coroner to investigate reports that the first attempt of CPR on MJ was by Bubbles, who unfortunately was only trained to suck but not blow.
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: pool pugilist on June 26, 2009, 11:39:07 am
Apparently relatives have said the last time they saw Micheal this stiff was when McCauley Culkin last stayed the night!! :o
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Jules G on June 26, 2009, 11:53:39 am
All Michael Jacksons dates this year have been cancelled…………..including Peter (aged 6) and Liam (aged 4)
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Jules G on June 26, 2009, 12:06:58 pm
Jacko died of food poisoning, apparently he ate some 12 yr old nuts.....
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Bob U on June 26, 2009, 12:25:21 pm
More upset about the untimely death of Farrah Fawcett.
She wasn't so squeaky clean either.
Jacko had Bubbles the chimp.
FF had Rhino Neal
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Evil Genius Zarse on June 26, 2009, 12:52:54 pm
Apparently he cancelled his UK tour after he realised that 2 grand for a 10 year old was a national car scrapping scheme………..
and....
Reports the he wanted to be cremated and his ashes spread on jordie chandlers breakfast, so he can go through his arse one more time have been refuted
and....
Reports the he wanted to be cremated and his ashes spread on jordie chandlers breakfast, so he can go through his arse one more time have been refuted
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Bob U on June 26, 2009, 01:04:48 pm
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Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Dangermouse on June 26, 2009, 01:38:49 pm
The Hospital don't know what to do with his body, apparently plastic recycling day isn't until next Wednesday :o
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Truck on June 26, 2009, 02:28:10 pm
There is a rumour going round that his death is drug related. Apparently there were Class A drugs in the living room, Class B drugs in the bathroom, and Class C in the bedroom
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Queen Vic of the Melans on June 26, 2009, 02:44:03 pm
Police suspect a smooth criminal was responsible. He was not alone. There was apparently a man in the mirror who was very dangerous and wanted to be startin’ something even though MJ told him to beat it and heard to say leave me alone. Nobody knows if the suspect was black or white
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Lee Self on June 26, 2009, 03:00:36 pm
You guys are brutal, keep 'em coming!! ;D
-Lee
-Lee
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: hgb on June 26, 2009, 03:22:30 pm
It might not have been a heart attack, they found a tripped over pushchair.
A police spokesman however said that it is too early to blame it on the buggy.
A police spokesman however said that it is too early to blame it on the buggy.
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: amazing 1 on June 26, 2009, 03:48:52 pm
well f**k him, the dirty kiddy fiddling c**t >:(
Well said Andy.
That freak does not deserve any tributes he recieved last night.
Have they forgot he's a f**k*ng pedophile ?!
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: nickliv on June 26, 2009, 04:49:27 pm
McDonalds have launched a tribute burger - the McJacko
50 year old meat in 10 year old buns
50 year old meat in 10 year old buns
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Stu on June 26, 2009, 05:43:37 pm
http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/michaeljackson/popular/ (http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/michaeljackson/popular/)
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Lee Self on June 26, 2009, 08:06:34 pm
So when Farrah Fawcett got to the gates of heaven St. Peter greeted her.
he asked if she had any last requests before she entered paradise.
She responded "I just want the children of the world to be safe"
So he killed Micheal Jackson
he asked if she had any last requests before she entered paradise.
She responded "I just want the children of the world to be safe"
So he killed Micheal Jackson
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: nickliv on June 26, 2009, 09:10:57 pm
apparently him being dead isn't going to affect his planned comeback. - He'll be able to reprise Thriller in a couple of months
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Brad Zarse on June 26, 2009, 09:16:00 pm
well f**k him, the dirty kiddy fiddling c**t >:(
Well said Andy.
That freak does not deserve any tributes he recieved last night.
Have they forgot he's a f**king pedophile ?!
Tried in a proper court of law, before a Jury, and found NOT GUILTY.
Look through what the PRESS wanted you to believe, don't be a slave to the propoganda, and you'll find one of the most uniquely talented individuals who has ever walked (or moonwalked the earth).
Liking him as a person is not required - but if you can find me an adult that doesn't know a single Jacko lyric, then I'll send my missus round as a present.....
I personally feel a great loss, not to humankind necessarily, but to the music industry - he's one of the few remaining "classic" artists, and lets not forget, he is still the holder of the most album sales for a single album some 20 years after release. I hope he's now in a place where he can make music, without having his every move scrutinised.
RIP MJ.
Having said all that - the jokes are absolutely brilliant :)
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: geoffd on June 26, 2009, 09:32:19 pm
errrr, can't think of any wacko lyrics off hand >:D
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Lee Self on June 26, 2009, 09:38:12 pm
errrr, can't think of any wacko lyrics off hand >:D
"Just Beat it!, Beat It!... etc., etc."
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: pool pugilist on June 26, 2009, 11:38:54 pm
well f**k him, the dirty kiddy fiddling c**t >:(
Well said Andy.
That freak does not deserve any tributes he recieved last night.
Have they forgot he's a f**king pedophile ?!
Tried in a proper court of law, before a Jury, and found NOT GUILTY.
Look through what the PRESS wanted you to believe, don't be a slave to the propoganda, and you'll find one of the most uniquely talented individuals who has ever walked (or moonwalked the earth).
Liking him as a person is not required - but if you can find me an adult that doesn't know a single Jacko lyric, then I'll send my missus round as a present.....
I personally feel a great loss, not to humankind necessarily, but to the music industry - he's one of the few remaining "classic" artists, and lets not forget, he is still the holder of the most album sales for a single album some 20 years after release. I hope he's now in a place where he can make music, without having his every move scrutinised.
RIP MJ.
Firstly let me say I have enjoyed all the jokes hugely...furthermore I was not a fan at all so it has not bothered me one jot that MJ has died I personally thought of him as a complete basket case and a preditory paedophile.
You are correct in your statement...However during the FIRST trial he paid Jordi Chandlers family the princley sum of 5m US to buy their silence...I would suggest a man of his huge wealth (At The Time) could have easily fought that case to the bitter end to prove his innocence, he choose to splash out on "Hush Money" I feel like many others he cheated justice and however talented or rich he was he should have been locked up for a long time.
As far as Im concerned.. and as a parent... there is now one less threat in the world.
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Andy Zarse on June 26, 2009, 11:54:02 pm
well f**k him, the dirty kiddy fiddling c**t >:(
Well said Andy.
That freak does not deserve any tributes he recieved last night.
Have they forgot he's a f**king pedophile ?!
Tried in a proper court of law, before a Jury, and found NOT GUILTY.
Look through what the PRESS wanted you to believe, don't be a slave to the propoganda, and you'll find one of the most uniquely talented individuals who has ever walked (or moonwalked the earth).
Liking him as a person is not required - but if you can find me an adult that doesn't know a single Jacko lyric, then I'll send my missus round as a present.....
I personally feel a great loss, not to humankind necessarily, but to the music industry - he's one of the few remaining "classic" artists, and lets not forget, he is still the holder of the most album sales for a single album some 20 years after release. I hope he's now in a place where he can make music, without having his every move scrutinised.
RIP MJ.
Firstly let me say I have enjoyed all the jokes hugely...furthermore I was not a fan at all so it has not bothered me one jot that the MJ has died I personally thought of him as a complete basket case and a preditory paedophile.
You are correct in your statement...However during the FIRST trial he paid Jordi Chandlers family the princley sum of 5m US to buy their silence...I would suggest a man of his huge wealth (At The Time) could have easily fought that case to the bitter end to prove his innocence, he choose to splash out on "Hush Money" I feel like many others he cheated justice and however talented or rich he was he should have been locked up for a long time.
As far as Im concerned.. as a parent... there is now one less threat in the world.
I tend to agree Mr PP. It's like saying "I know Hitler was a bit of a bad egg but he was very pleasnat on a personal level and that Mein Kampf book was a good read."
Even OJ Simpson was found not guilty in a court of law...
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/brathog/1212946405501.gif)
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: nickliv on June 27, 2009, 10:08:35 am
Two paramedics arrived at Michael Jacksons place answering the 911 call. The first Paramedic said "what shall we try first? " The other Paramedic said "I don't know about you but I am going on the ferris wheel"
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Andy on June 27, 2009, 03:35:37 pm
MJ Dead! not gone forever, he has come back as a ghost at the hospital to put the willies up children!
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: nickliv on June 27, 2009, 07:54:59 pm
What a coincidence that he died the same day as Farrah Fawcett.
She was sh@gging Majors, and he was doing minors....
She was sh@gging Majors, and he was doing minors....
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: nickliv on June 27, 2009, 07:55:35 pm
Day 96, and Jade gets a new housemate
(Credit to BM)
(Credit to BM)
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 27, 2009, 10:51:36 pm
well f**k him, the dirty kiddy fiddling c**t >:(
Well said Andy.
That freak does not deserve any tributes he recieved last night.
Have they forgot he's a f**king pedophile ?!
Tried in a proper court of law, before a Jury, and found NOT GUILTY.
Look through what the PRESS wanted you to believe, don't be a slave to the propoganda, and you'll find one of the most uniquely talented individuals who has ever walked (or moonwalked the earth).
Liking him as a person is not required - but if you can find me an adult that doesn't know a single Jacko lyric, then I'll send my missus round as a present.....
I personally feel a great loss, not to humankind necessarily, but to the music industry - he's one of the few remaining "classic" artists, and lets not forget, he is still the holder of the most album sales for a single album some 20 years after release. I hope he's now in a place where he can make music, without having his every move scrutinised.
RIP MJ.
Having said all that - the jokes are absolutely brilliant :)
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 27, 2009, 11:09:40 pm
WTF... every radio station and newspaper is sill going on about it.
Next thing will be National Ian & Myra day >:(
Next thing will be National Ian & Myra day >:(
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Lawnmower Man on June 28, 2009, 01:24:19 am
Previously unknown song from Jacko is to be released.
"I'm for ever blowing bubbles."
"I'm for ever blowing bubbles."
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Lawnmower Man on June 28, 2009, 01:28:39 am
How did Micheal Jackson pick his nose?
From a Catalogue!!!!
From a Catalogue!!!!
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Lawnmower Man on June 28, 2009, 01:40:26 am
Nestlé are to produce a Micheal Jackson commemorative Mint Chocolate.
It will be called :- Under eight
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Leftie on June 28, 2009, 02:19:09 am
Brad, I agree with to a certain extent regarding the media et. But the guy was a geniuos.
Lee, like the comment, he was a w****r , he was going through a 'retrospective' childhood afterall.
Lee, like the comment, he was a w****r , he was going through a 'retrospective' childhood afterall.
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 28, 2009, 02:25:02 am
The US RSPCA has an ad for a monkey needing a home. Its well trained, rides a bike in a cowboy suit and hat, house trained but needs to be relieved at least twice a week unless it gets aggressive.
(White glove provided)
(White glove provided)
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: Lawnmower Man on June 28, 2009, 09:46:53 am
It has been reported that MJ has recently bee dating twenty eight year olds.
When ask why he said. Because there were twenty.
When ask why he said. Because there were twenty.
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: nickliv on June 28, 2009, 09:52:35 am
T Shirt for sale
Michael Jackson london 02 arena 2009 souvenir. Size XL
For sale as I now need a medium
Cheers to Nordic and sell and swap for that one.
Michael Jackson london 02 arena 2009 souvenir. Size XL
For sale as I now need a medium
Cheers to Nordic and sell and swap for that one.
Title: Re: End to an era of speculation & scandel
Post by: nopanic - neil on June 28, 2009, 02:30:43 pm
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Michael Jackson set to be number one in charts following his death
telegraph - posh paper - to big for me to fold correctlyf**k the things people do to get a number 1!
Bet its Andy Z - buying all the records for his collection ;D
f**k - he's still alive, I'm sure he asked his ex-wife how is dad did it and got away with it. ;)
