Club Arnage

Because all things considered, I felt relatively ok on Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday
But I feel like crap today

I was just thinking the exact same thing.  Having spent yesterday laughing at many people - especially Andy Z who was doing a fine job of impersonating someone with Parkinson's Disease - I am now beginning to feel a bit under the weather.  It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the gallons of Cidre Brut/Vodka/Gin I drank, the 100's of fags I smoked, or the tiny amount of sleep I had over the weekend so the coughing, sore throat, aching body, and cold sweats must be Swine Flu.  Best I isolate myself and don't go to work for the rest of the week ... at the very least.   ;D

Dx

I too started to feel things were not as they should be today.

Mat be it will be decared a Pandemic.

t.

I rest my case.

LOL!  (Which, by the way, hurts!)

Dx

There didn't seem to be much of a delay in my opinion. When we left Blue Nord on monday morning, it seemed to me folk were going down with this mystery contageon left right and centre. started first thing on monday morning and still suffering terribly. Doris is right about my shakes, have you ever tried eating pan-fried duck breast in a lovely restaurant in Honfleur when you're shaking like a three legged Hotpoint with sweat pouring off the end of your nose? My tongue still looks like a lemon mivvy :(

Left Houx Monday am, spent 6 hours walking round Le Mans until 4pm train. Nearly two hours on a hot, packed train to CDG, plane two hours delayed, into Leeds 10.20, car wouldn't start for ages, one headlight failed, got in at midnight, collapsed, up at 6am for work. I just haven't a clue what I'm doing today!!!!!

Does anyone still feel like crap today?  :-\  I'm hoping I haven't done any permanent damage...

No I feel absolutely fine today. You may have green wig blood poisoning.

I am finally back to normal apart from a Marlboro red induced cough.
Monday was the worst day and the drive to Dinard was hell. We had to stop several times for "rest" breaks and for me to be sick.
On arrival in our hotel room I had a shower and got into bed, where I stayed until the next morning. The shakes and sweating were the nasties I had ever had.
It must have been something I ate ;)

My eyes keep watering, its hard to focus on my screen... still sweating  ??? think i might have overdone it a bit this year!   :-\

I've been bloody run off my feet since I got home, so not had too much time to think about it. Also just had an hour in the dentist's chair having root canal work, and other than comments on the state of my tongue, I have to say I actually feel better after than before I went in. Must be the novacaine.

Still having terrible dreams in the night though. Monday night I was trapped in a launderette which had fallen out of the back of an aeroplane and the parachute had failed to open. Then last night something was holding my legs and pushing me in and out of a dishwasher and I couldn't make it stop. I'm pretty certain there was a dead baby elephant in there too, just behind the basket you put the cutlery in.  ??? Woke at 4am on both occasions lying in a puddle of sweat.

Driving down to Cornwall tomorrow for nine appointments over the next two days is a real bonus, as you can imagine...  :(

Look at all the sad face 'smileys' in this thread  :(

do you think we should all stay at home next year and watch it on the TV??!  ;D  ;D

How does NO sound ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I stayed at home and watched it on the tv. It was sh*t. Just a load of cars driving round in circles for a day  ;D

Ahh Robspot

good point

anyone happen to notice if anyone won that race thingy?

I have decided to have my hangover tomorrow... or Friday, makes the entire event last longer

The hangover may have passed but the fatigue has well and truly set in.  I feel more worn out today than I did yesterday.  "A good night's sleep will do you the world of good" my arse!

Dx

Don't know what the matter is with you all - I feel all bright eyed and curly tailed!

thats better, smiley faces  ;D :D :) 8) ;D

Last year I returned home to find a large burnt patch of lawn and a couple of destroyed trees in my garden (used to stoke the fire), my son had had a 'social gathering' (dreadful behaviour obviously) anyway i was nervous about what i would find last night when i finally arrived home. To my surprise he had painted the garage door, replaced a facia and painted the porch!! and the house was immaculate  ;D how lovely  ;D

Either you are obviously still hallucinating or he has done something very very bad and is just buttering you up before you find out. I'd go and see if there are any pages missing from you cheque book if I was you.

3 cans of red bull and a curry for lunch and I'm feeling human again... Still looking forward to my bed tonight though  ;D

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Either you are obviously still hallucinating or he has done something very very bad and is just buttering you up before you find out. I'd go and see if there are any pages missing from you cheque book if I was you.
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ha ha you're probably right, im so gullible - will have to play detective later  :police:

My guess is one of his mates painted some obscene grafitti on the door. ;D

Cynical old barstard that I am, with a teenage son.

After Monday and last night off the sauce I'm back on the 1664 tonight. I feel so much better!!!!

totally agree Steve, I'm on second armagnac and feel the best I have for 48 hours.

I think you'll find that's NO!

I tried staying away once a long time ago.  I really didn't like it.  So I never had the urge to try it again.

t.

Second Vodka and Tonic and its all back to normal. I must say the measures are a little smaller than my "Endurance Pints" I was having 3 days ago ;)

I'm still exhausted!  3 days into recovery and I'm still falling asleep at my desk.  It's all very unusual for me. 

Maybe I am sick afterall.  :-\

Dx

I'm with you Doris, fell asleep with my head in my laptop at lunch time!  Luckily I'm working from home!

When's it going to end?  ??? I wonder if AndyZ made it to Cornwall without falling asleep at the wheel today...

Not according to your colleagues Doris!!  ;)

No Better here,  I have returned to Frogland for a traning course I nearly fell asleep this afternoon.

I've just been down to Carrfour to get some Leffe Ruby.   That should perk me up. >:D >:D >:D >:D

t.

Thank you FlyBe...  ;)

Fly MayBE more like. Amy Winehouse airways are more reliable.