Club Arnage
		Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: championaudi on April 22, 2009, 11:23:54 pm
		
			
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 The Urine test.
 
 This was written by a rig worker in the North Sea   - he makes a lot  of sense!
 
 I work, they pay me.    I pay my taxes and the government distributes  my taxes as it sees fit.   In order to earn that  pay cheque,  I work on a rig for a drilling contractor.   I am required  to pass a random urine test for drugs and  alcohol, with which I have no problem.
 
 What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to  people who don't have to pass a urine test.
 
 Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque  because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
 
 Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get  back on their feet.    I do on the other hand have a  problem with helping someone sit on their ass drinking beer and  smoking dope.
 
 Could you imagine how much money the government would save if people  had to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque?
 
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				He doesn't get the point.
 
 If he were to be under the influence of Alcohol or Drugs he may have an accident and that could involve a lot of additional costs to both the Employer and other Tax payers.
 
 Simple really.
 
 t.
 
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				LM,
 
 Are you infering that by drinking on the State benefits, you are reducing accident?
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				Well that was not the point I was trying to make.   But now you mention it.  If those on benefit drink more beer that's less for those that work and thus they are doing the workers a favor since there is less booze for the workers to drink and so they (The Workers) will be safer.
 
 t.
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				You've cracked it Tom. Beer on prescription for the unemployed!!  :laugh:
			
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				You've cracked it Tom. Beer on prescription for the unemployed!!  :laugh:
 
 
 
 
 It works for the Chatsworth Buccaneers!
 
 
 
 
 
 Tickets this way for the Chatsworth Express
 Come and watch pikeys making a mess
 Of the lives they were given by him upstairs
 And kids they’re convinced aren’t actually theirs
 
 What sound on earth could ever replace
 Kids needing money and wives in your face
 Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
 Is why pubs and drugs were kindly invented
 
 To calm us all down, stop us going mental
 These are Chatsworth Estate’s basic essentials
 We are worth every penny, we’re grinding your axes
 You sit on our head, but you pay the taxes
 
 Imagine a Britain without Chatsworth buccaneers
 We’ll come on your face for the price of a beer
 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now
 Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
 
 
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