Club Arnage

Just had the idea on another boring morning at work. Space permiting,5 or 6 a side,5 minutes each way,winner takes some sort of CA trophey home to be played for again next year.

Would it be possible?

You go ahead, I'll sit and watch with a beer or 3.

I'll join you, Bob ;D

So will I.

If the youngsters want to run around in the blazing sun, I'm quiet happy to watch them.

I'll watch too

Surely a pleasant game of Pétanque (boules) is more in order??

Certainly second that, much more civilised, and I can bring a set of boules if anyone is intrested.

Boules , yes I'd watch that! (with a beer).

It's f**k*ng full of OAPs this site  ;D

I seem to remember a footie game at the last knockings of MB a couple of years ago, quite a good tally of injury's to take home - remember your European Medical cards and Donor cards (for the older members who should know better)

OAP ???

Werner, it stands for Old Age Pensioners
And Robspot, the answer is yes. Or at least some of us would like to be able to attain that age and still be able to walk.

I'm not an OAP, but I am fat, unfit and lazy so I'll happily watch any sport you choose to excert yourself with as long as I've got heaps of cold beer  ;D

I'll second that!! ;D Cant be doing with running about.... one may spill ones drink.

Boules is one of the few outdoor games you can play without having to put down your beer. :)

or even leaving your chair ;D

When playing a gentlemans game such as boules or croquet, I always make sure I'm wearing a casual shirt with a breast pocket - useful for holding bottles of beer or a pint glass.

Bloody big pocket  ;D

Definately.  I find that a tasteful Hawaiian shirt offers a good pocket size.

There could be a Men Vs Melans match... that could be entertaing ;)

Careful now. Before much longer you'll be humming La Marseillaise  ::)

Whilst sipping my pastis, and puffing on a Gitaines. ;)

Now you are talking... I can do watching as long as I do not have to move, other than to get a drink...

>Martini...

Especially if we swap shirts at the end!  :D

Or even better go skins Vs shirts ;D

Enough players/volunteers for seven-a-side rugby?

Mini 5 or 6 Nations? [Not sure about Italian numbers really]

If we could find some French players it might be "entertaining"?

What a nice relaxing Gentlemans pastime.

I'll join you as I will be 58, although we could hold a Mud Wresting match - Men vs Women.  >:D But I think I may of overstepped the mark there!!! :laugh:

Perhaps CA v BM :o

There's plenty of BMers on BN ;D

Just in case anyone gets the wrong idea, I'll be on Mulsanne quaffing fizz & liberating a few mussels from their (previously) comfy living quarters ;)

Would appreciate a few pix of the carnage - should it happen ::)

Will you not join us to photographical record the event(s) then?

On the basis that I can't often be @rsed to walk the 7 yards from our plot to the banking to watch the race, probably not ;D

lets have jelly wrestling, i'd take robspot on anytime.....

Ohh Harsh LadyPP Maybe true but harsh none the less. ;D
Phil

More like Carnage  :o

Good God.  That's put me off my cornflakes - Robspot covered in jelly  :-X

Take my word for it, I will not be covering myself in jelly at any time.

At least you don't have to look at me in the mirror every morning, it's a wonder I get through the day at all some times  :(

For Jelly Wrestling go to Sebring.   >:D

Dx

AND THERE WONT BE ANY MUD THERE THIS YEAR.......(I hope)

Del

Mud-wrestling --- COOOL . I'd rather watch this with a cold beer in my hand than a footie ;D ;D ;D

OK I'll be happy to join in any of these sports spectaculars

WATCHING that is

Boules? Well I'd be prepared to learn if you insist, but footy, rugger or jelly wrasslin' , nope I jest aint man enough any more...

Left all the spare parts of me that I can live without in other places!

LM is for "not doing-drinking" and a reasonable modicum of eating in the quiet moments between drinks

I'll do boules, as long as overarm bowling is permitted....

MG Mark

Give me Tropicoma and I mow the pitch!  But there's no way I'll Play.  I not too keen on watching football.

I'll watch LPP though!   >:D >:D >:D >:D

t.

What about a gentlemens game of 20/20 cricket. Sounds a little more sophisticated. Or mud-cricket. Still sounds a bit to exhausting. Darts anyone?

Brilliant idea!  ::)

 ;D