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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: lady pig-pen on February 23, 2009, 02:01:40 am



Title: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: lady pig-pen on February 23, 2009, 02:01:40 am
who's up for them    ;)


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Steve Pyro on February 23, 2009, 11:09:54 am
Will I get uproariously over-refreshed?

(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12/drunkxmasCB_450x350.jpg)


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Andy Zarse on February 23, 2009, 11:51:02 am
What was the question again?


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on February 23, 2009, 03:47:14 pm
Steve....The answer is YES!! ;D


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: nickliv on February 23, 2009, 03:48:41 pm
Are they like beer goggles?


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Steve Pyro on February 23, 2009, 04:00:14 pm
Steve....The answer is YES!! ;D

First class  >:D


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on February 23, 2009, 04:09:22 pm
Are they like beer goggles?
Not really ;D


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: TobyAnscombe on February 23, 2009, 04:29:30 pm
The only reference to cider hands that I can find is some chap who duct-taped a bottle to each hand...

Close? or no cigar?


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on February 23, 2009, 05:05:11 pm
You got it... Not quite sure what Claire and Alex are on about as we generally have a bottle in hand at all times anyway so having to tape them on seems daft...


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Barry on February 23, 2009, 06:01:16 pm
It's apparently a drinking game :o

Both hands must hold a 2 litre bottle of cider, and you are not allowed to remove either hand untill the bottle is empty.

Obviously a game of great skill and balance ;D


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on February 23, 2009, 10:33:02 pm
I believe it is... especially if it goes to round 6!!


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: PrincessAlex on February 23, 2009, 11:29:26 pm
Its nothing better than cider hands:D:D:D hehehe it can be vodka hands if anyone like to do that:D:D:D:D:D love my baby claire


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Leftie on February 24, 2009, 12:47:42 am
I cant take part for obvios reasons. So can I have two in one hand? (not at the same time).


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: lady pig-pen on February 24, 2009, 01:06:27 pm
yay, everyone can have cider hands....it'll be fun, just imagine after a litre or so of cider you will need a wee....but how???????


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: nickliv on February 24, 2009, 01:09:59 pm
after 2 or 3, who cares?


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Steve Pyro on February 24, 2009, 01:10:43 pm
yay, everyone can have cider hands....it'll be fun, just imagine after a litre or so of cider you will need a wee....but how???????

By using a dry suit pee valve  ::)

(http://www.drysuits.co.uk/pee%20valve.jpg)

(http://www.diversinc.com/catalog/images/DS14NBK97.bmp)

(http://www.customdivers.com/ekmps/shops/customdivers/images/shewee-go-pee-valve-w.jpg)


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: garyfrogeye on February 25, 2009, 06:32:12 pm
Is that a sprinkler system on the end Steve?


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Steve Pyro on February 25, 2009, 06:57:25 pm
The valve bit mounts through a hole in your dry suit.  You connect up the pipework and then, when you're underwater with a couple of hours of deco to burn through and you need a slash, you can.

Peeing in a wet suit is acceptable (as long as it's not yours).  Peeing in a dry suit is definately bad form  ;D



Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: nopanic - neil on February 25, 2009, 07:06:52 pm

Peeing in a wet suit is acceptable (as long as it's not yours).  Peeing in a dry suit is definately bad form  ;D



Does'nt peeing in a wet suit attract sharks? - mind you if there were sharks around I'd do more that pee  ::)

(Sharks in the water - in right parts of the world - not the thames)


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Steve Pyro on February 25, 2009, 07:39:57 pm
I've had some close encounters with hammerhead sharks - they're just pussies really.


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Leftie on February 26, 2009, 12:10:05 am

Peeing in a wet suit is acceptable (as long as it's not yours).  Peeing in a dry suit is definately bad form  ;D



Does'nt peeing in a wet suit attract sharks? - mind you if there were sharks around I'd do more that pee  ::)

(Sharks in the water - in right parts of the world - not the thames)

In South America there are small fish that will 'latch' onto a stream of pee and follow 'upstream' into................... because they are a 'crowned' variety. Only severe surey will assist :P


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: TobyAnscombe on February 26, 2009, 07:17:08 am
The valve bit mounts through a hole in your dry suit.  You connect up the pipework and then, when you're underwater with a couple of hours of deco to burn through and you need a slash, you can.

Peeing in a wet suit is acceptable (as long as it's not yours).  Peeing in a dry suit is definately bad form  ;D



or take the easy option of only diving somewhere warm enough for a shortie (hired, obviously!)


Title: Re: CIDER HANDS......
Post by: Steve Pyro on February 26, 2009, 09:20:29 am
No thanks.  No protection from fire coral or metal impact on (warm water) wrecks in fast current.