Title: Zarse Xmas
Post by: Nordic on December 12, 2008, 02:00:12 pm
Imagine my surprise when passing zarse towers last night when I saw this.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1nDUy-eNI
Arrr bless.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1nDUy-eNI
Arrr bless.
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 12, 2008, 02:52:51 pm
GGGRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
I will have nothing to do with this sort of thing! Rup, you might have seen there's some bloody bastards in a house just down the road from the BP garage in Tilgate which is festooned with this festive crap. Axtually there's loads of similar idiots, it's just that this lot take the f**k*ng biscuit and I now have to go out of my way to avoid It makes me want to pour a gallon of premium unleaded through their door at 03.00am and torch to lot of them in their beds. That'll give them f**k*ng tidings of comfort and joy. f**k them. f**k their stupid lights. And f**k Christmas too.
(http://home.acceleration.net/clark/COOL938/Email.Essays/anger.jpg)
I will have nothing to do with this sort of thing! Rup, you might have seen there's some bloody bastards in a house just down the road from the BP garage in Tilgate which is festooned with this festive crap. Axtually there's loads of similar idiots, it's just that this lot take the f**k*ng biscuit and I now have to go out of my way to avoid It makes me want to pour a gallon of premium unleaded through their door at 03.00am and torch to lot of them in their beds. That'll give them f**k*ng tidings of comfort and joy. f**k them. f**k their stupid lights. And f**k Christmas too.
(http://home.acceleration.net/clark/COOL938/Email.Essays/anger.jpg)
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 12, 2008, 03:13:42 pm
Still, whilst we're at it...
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/15759/1227781521/xmas.gif)
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/68761/1227795222/joyeuxnoel.jpg)
(http://www.b3tards.com/u/a74ac53274038d43fd91/fathers.jpg)
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/37069/1198063140/littleangelsxmassmall.jpg)
(http://www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/xmascard-kill-santa-_-raindeer.jpg)
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55965/1228004039/fritzlcrimbo.jpg)
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/70907/1228095256/thumb.jesuscomfort.jpg)
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/15759/1227781521/xmas.gif)
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/68761/1227795222/joyeuxnoel.jpg)
(http://www.b3tards.com/u/a74ac53274038d43fd91/fathers.jpg)
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/37069/1198063140/littleangelsxmassmall.jpg)
(http://www.b3tards.com/u/420c52b7900bd7084f02/xmascard-kill-santa-_-raindeer.jpg)
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55965/1228004039/fritzlcrimbo.jpg)
(http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/70907/1228095256/thumb.jesuscomfort.jpg)
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: mgmark on December 12, 2008, 04:46:08 pm
Excellent, that has cheered up my Friday afternoon no end! I had wondered how long it would be before the annual festive thread would start, so that we could enjoy teaching from the unrivalled master of "Bah Humbug". At such a time of seasonal joy, expressed across the country through such appropriate and tasteful lights, music, carols, etc.......
MG Mark
MG Mark
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: nickliv on December 13, 2008, 06:06:11 pm
That's bloody great Andy. May an enormous illuminated reindeer and sleigh adorn your roof.
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: nopanic - neil on December 13, 2008, 08:33:28 pm
More Christmas Bah Humbug . - Thanks Andy
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: Bob U on December 14, 2008, 11:12:14 am
Andys not the only one. There's even discent at the top.
WARNING .... Do not open if the kids are about or the vicar has called round.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhF47j2VK6M&feature=related
WARNING .... Do not open if the kids are about or the vicar has called round.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhF47j2VK6M&feature=related
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: Kev_mk3 on December 14, 2008, 07:27:45 pm
Andys not the only one. There's even discent at the top.
WARNING .... Do not open if the kids are about or the vicar has called round.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhF47j2VK6M&feature=related
i love it lolWARNING .... Do not open if the kids are about or the vicar has called round.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhF47j2VK6M&feature=related
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: wishy on December 15, 2008, 08:59:02 am
Well.....Bah Humbug,
It seems that "Panic Mode" has set in..........all my customers think that the end of the world is coming.
It's only 2 days of the year and everyone is panicking....."my cookers broken.....can you fix it?"
Well who knows.....only the spares suppliers and manufacturers can allow me to rescue them!!!
So ,in a way I agree with the learned Mr.Zarse ;D
It seems that "Panic Mode" has set in..........all my customers think that the end of the world is coming.
It's only 2 days of the year and everyone is panicking....."my cookers broken.....can you fix it?"
Well who knows.....only the spares suppliers and manufacturers can allow me to rescue them!!!
So ,in a way I agree with the learned Mr.Zarse ;D
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: smokie on December 15, 2008, 11:12:57 am
Sorry guys, thread cleaned up a bit...
Please remember the content guidelines when posting
Please remember the content guidelines when posting
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 15, 2008, 11:23:13 am
Sorry guys, thread cleaned up a bit...
Please remember the content guidelines when posting
Please remember the content guidelines when posting
Apologies mate, it's just the rules are so confusing...
If I understand the position correctly, it's okay to post a photo of two kissing homosexual lesbians dressed as sexy santas, or Jesus holding some proprietory laundry products, but it's not okay post a slightly doctored representation of the Adoration of the Magi by Leonardo da Vinci illustrating a less-than-adoring Magi berating one of the Kings for his failure to furnish him with a new Playstation?
I think I've got it now... ;) ;D
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: mgmark on December 15, 2008, 04:55:09 pm
I think I've got it now... ;) ;D
Glad you have...... ;)
MG Mark
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: smokie on December 15, 2008, 07:32:08 pm
The F word was wot did it. I think I accidentally deleted one I didn't mean to as well! You can blame another member, who posted something VERY inappropriate which was seen by one of our member's kiddies. Sorry!!
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: mgmark on December 15, 2008, 10:18:10 pm
We leave it, rightly and properly, entirely in your Smokieness's highly capable hands..........
Mark
Mark
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: Kev_mk3 on December 16, 2008, 07:00:21 pm
The F word was wot did it. I think I accidentally deleted one I didn't mean to as well! You can blame another member, who posted something VERY inappropriate which was seen by one of our member's kiddies. Sorry!!
it all seems very odd to me, wot with pictures of men's privates being yanked on as acceptable and hilarious, and other similar shots as not.
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: Werner on December 19, 2008, 02:57:53 pm
A couple of X-Mas greeting cards - hopefully within the forum limits... ;D
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: Werner on December 19, 2008, 03:06:41 pm
and some more
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: nopanic - neil on December 19, 2008, 09:39:55 pm
A very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very nice christmas card (hope not to offend anyone)
(http://www.xmasjoys.com/christmas_graphics/christmas_graphics_06.gif)
(http://www.xmasjoys.com/christmas_graphics/christmas_graphics_06.gif)
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: amazing 1 on December 23, 2008, 03:40:32 pm
Just wanted to use this time and thread,to wish everyone{especially Andy Z.} a very
MERRY CHRISTMAS ! ;D
Randy,Lori,and Cody
Nissan,Fuzz,and Stacey
MERRY CHRISTMAS ! ;D
Randy,Lori,and Cody
Nissan,Fuzz,and Stacey
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: termietermite on December 23, 2008, 05:00:03 pm
If Christmas p*sses you off, take it out on a turkey.
http://www.southbank-design.co.uk/turkeyshoot/index.htm
http://www.southbank-design.co.uk/turkeyshoot/index.htm
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: Jules G on December 23, 2008, 05:08:17 pm
If Christmas p*sses you off, take it out on a turkey.
http://www.southbank-design.co.uk/turkeyshoot/index.htm
http://www.southbank-design.co.uk/turkeyshoot/index.htm
Nice one Deb!
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: amazing 1 on December 25, 2008, 02:25:02 pm
Merry Christmas, Mr.Z. ;)
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 29, 2008, 01:43:36 pm
Merry Christmas, Mr.Z. ;)
Grrr, don't mention xmas in my presence...
;)
Title: Re: Zarse Xmas
Post by: Doris on December 29, 2008, 02:04:23 pm
Dx
