Title: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: jpchenet on December 11, 2008, 09:18:03 pm
.......I'm currently sat at the London Irish v US Dax European Challenge Cup match with Doris. The temperature is dropping so we're all putting on gloves and hats as Doris pipes up "But it will mess up my hair!"
I nearly spilt my Guinness! ;-)
I nearly spilt my Guinness! ;-)
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: F-Troop Mom on December 11, 2008, 09:24:08 pm
This from a woman who I didn't know even had hair because she wears hats and scarves all the time at races.
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: mgmark on December 11, 2008, 09:31:50 pm
This from a woman who I didn't know even had hair because she wears hats and scarves all the time at races.
Or purple wigs......
MG Mark
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: jpchenet on December 11, 2008, 11:48:51 pm
Or of course has it all shaved off for charity!! Hence the foundation of the CA Charity Fund and the birth of the Charity Auction!!
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: Doris on December 12, 2008, 06:17:06 pm
Or JPC saying ...
"I think I may have had a bit too much to drink."
:P
Dx
"I think I may have had a bit too much to drink."
:P
Dx
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 12, 2008, 07:10:38 pm
Or JPC saying ...
"I think I may have had a bit too much to drink."
:P
Dx
"I think I may have had a bit too much to drink."
:P
Dx
Typical bloody woman, selective quoting. >:(
If you're referring to Vicky's 30th where even fairly early on it became very apparent that Mark was so over-refreshed he actually needed refreshing, if you see what I mean.
What he actually said was - and I quote the whole phrase rather than just one sentence -
"I think I may have had a bit too much to drink. Therefore I'm going to the lavatory to vomit it up and make room for some more beer."
You see. Quoting the whole thing casts a completely different, and more favourable, light upon Mark. Or not... :-\
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: Brad Zarse on December 13, 2008, 01:31:07 am
Mark??
Had too much to drink??
Never.....
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/BradRWills/Image088.jpg)
Had too much to drink??
Never.....
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/BradRWills/Image088.jpg)
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: jpchenet on December 13, 2008, 12:06:48 pm
Mark??
Had too much to drink??
Never.....
Had too much to drink??
Never.....
Didn't spill a drop!!! ;)
Now, where are the photos I had of Brad from early on in the proceedings? >:D
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: Robbo on December 13, 2008, 01:13:43 pm
Anybody fancy London Irish v's Gloucester on Saturday 20th December k.o. 3pm at Mad Stad, Reading?
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: Doris on December 14, 2008, 03:22:49 am
Typical bloody woman, selective quoting. >:(
If you're referring to Vicky's 30th where even fairly early on it became very apparent that Mark was so over-refreshed he actually needed refreshing, if you see what I mean.
What he actually said was - and I quote the whole phrase rather than just one sentence -
"I think I may have had a bit too much to drink. Therefore I'm going to the lavatory to vomit it up and make room for some more beer."
You see. Quoting the whole thing casts a completely different, and more favourable, light upon Mark. Or not... :-\
Actually Andy it's a quote from Thursday night at the rugby, and if you'd like the whole thing -
"I think I may have had a bit too much to drink because I have a strange urge to sing 'My One Skin Lies Under my Two Skin'.
You're right, it does cast it in a completely different light.
Dx
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: Doris on December 14, 2008, 03:25:53 am
Anybody fancy London Irish v's Gloucester on Saturday 20th December k.o. 3pm at Mad Stad, Reading?
First plays second. Potentially a great game. Can't wait! ;D
Dx
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: jpchenet on December 15, 2008, 12:49:17 am
Yep, I'll be there!!
Robbo, we normally meet in The Gateway (two minutes from Reading Station) for some Irish Stew and a couple of swift ones beofre heading to the Mad Stad.
Does Doris have your mobile number? What sort of time do you think you'l be in Reading?
Anyone else?? BobU, Nobby Diesel?
Robbo, we normally meet in The Gateway (two minutes from Reading Station) for some Irish Stew and a couple of swift ones beofre heading to the Mad Stad.
Does Doris have your mobile number? What sort of time do you think you'l be in Reading?
Anyone else?? BobU, Nobby Diesel?
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: Robbo on December 15, 2008, 01:17:33 pm
All sorted c/o Doris, she has booked our tickets!
See you in The Gateway for a Guinness or three!
See you in The Gateway for a Guinness or three!
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: Nobby Diesel on December 15, 2008, 02:59:49 pm
Yep, I'll be there!!
Robbo, we normally meet in The Gateway (two minutes from Reading Station) for some Irish Stew and a couple of swift ones beofre heading to the Mad Stad.
Does Doris have your mobile number? What sort of time do you think you'l be in Reading?
Anyone else?? BobU, Nobby Diesel?
Robbo, we normally meet in The Gateway (two minutes from Reading Station) for some Irish Stew and a couple of swift ones beofre heading to the Mad Stad.
Does Doris have your mobile number? What sort of time do you think you'l be in Reading?
Anyone else?? BobU, Nobby Diesel?
Can't do it unfortunately. More's the pity.
Have fun folks and Merry Christmas to you all.
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: Petra on December 16, 2008, 12:35:46 am
Well, it WOULD have messed her hair up wouldn't it? ???
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: Robbo on December 18, 2008, 01:15:54 pm
;D
This weekends game is a "GUINNESS PREMIERSHIP Drinkaware Weekend"
So, what ever you do, make sure you are aware of what you are drinking!!
This weekends game is a "GUINNESS PREMIERSHIP Drinkaware Weekend"
So, what ever you do, make sure you are aware of what you are drinking!!
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: jpchenet on December 18, 2008, 09:36:04 pm
;D
This weekends game is a "GUINNESS PREMIERSHIP Drinkaware Weekend"
So, what ever you do, make sure you are aware of what you are drinking!!
This weekends game is a "GUINNESS PREMIERSHIP Drinkaware Weekend"
So, what ever you do, make sure you are aware of what you are drinking!!
:o :o :o
Oh well, have to sty off the Guinness then! :(
Note to self........buy more Magners!! ;D
Title: Re: things you don't expect to hear.....
Post by: Leftie on December 18, 2008, 11:32:09 pm
Getting back onto the main subject, there are two instances in my life that the spoken word had left me totally gobsmacked.........
First time, sirca 1972.
I was working in south St. Chichester installing a new main drainage system.
My pal Brian and myself took a break from working down the 3m deep trench and were sitting on the road on the edge of the trench.
Coffee in one hand, ciggie in the other, we were looking around and I saw two young ladies about 100yards walking towards us. One was slim and very tasty, the other definately 'rotunde'.
I nudged Brian and said ' don't like your's mate'. We both had a laugh.
After a few minutes, the larger of the two tapped me on the shoulder and said ' You're no f**cking oil painting either'.
I nearly fell down the trench!.
Second time, 1985.
The Law Courts' cellar bar in Chancelry Lane London.
Went to me the wife and friends for a drink and then a meal.
I had spent most of the day at my bank discussing 'Start Up Loans, Business Plans etc' so was quite knackered.
Mike knew I was starting a business and asked how it had gone today.
So for the next ten minutes or so I explained. However, on the next table there was a couple in their late 20's, early 30's having drinks. she had more than she could handle really as the amount of flirting going on was causing concern to many people.
I had to cease my explanation to Mike when this couple rose to leave because she tapped my shoulder and said very loudly ' Tell me, is your c*ck as big as your mouth?.
Falling off the chair was my next movement.
First time, sirca 1972.
I was working in south St. Chichester installing a new main drainage system.
My pal Brian and myself took a break from working down the 3m deep trench and were sitting on the road on the edge of the trench.
Coffee in one hand, ciggie in the other, we were looking around and I saw two young ladies about 100yards walking towards us. One was slim and very tasty, the other definately 'rotunde'.
I nudged Brian and said ' don't like your's mate'. We both had a laugh.
After a few minutes, the larger of the two tapped me on the shoulder and said ' You're no f**cking oil painting either'.
I nearly fell down the trench!.
Second time, 1985.
The Law Courts' cellar bar in Chancelry Lane London.
Went to me the wife and friends for a drink and then a meal.
I had spent most of the day at my bank discussing 'Start Up Loans, Business Plans etc' so was quite knackered.
Mike knew I was starting a business and asked how it had gone today.
So for the next ten minutes or so I explained. However, on the next table there was a couple in their late 20's, early 30's having drinks. she had more than she could handle really as the amount of flirting going on was causing concern to many people.
I had to cease my explanation to Mike when this couple rose to leave because she tapped my shoulder and said very loudly ' Tell me, is your c*ck as big as your mouth?.
Falling off the chair was my next movement.
