Title: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: Fran on August 23, 2008, 09:54:55 pm
http://www.poopreport.com
Enjoy chaps!
Enjoy chaps!
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: Werner on August 25, 2008, 12:40:59 pm
Priceless ;D ;D ;D
The web never ceases to surprise me...
The web never ceases to surprise me...
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: smokie on August 25, 2008, 07:46:32 pm
Reminds me of the first site I was ever shown on a wifi (yes, whiffy) connetion. I won't directly lik it here as the graphical nature of the content may offend...
www. ratemypoo. com
www. ratemypoo. com
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: BigH on August 26, 2008, 05:27:37 pm
Thank you Fran.
Actually, I've been having terrible trouble with my bottom recently, I'm beginning to think it has something to do with climate change.
I don't really want to go into detail but the boys at poop report (who I imagine to be sitting, surrounded by cables, at a huge exchange with dials and plugs and a short wave radio, waiting for a crackling voice coming in over the air with the latest international poop news) would certainly have their work cut out. The international services will rue the day that Morse Code was abandoned, and by my reckoning the lads at Gore-Tex need to get back to the drawing board. I also reckon the low points and valleys at the new Maison Blanche are a good idea.
It's an ill wind.
H
Actually, I've been having terrible trouble with my bottom recently, I'm beginning to think it has something to do with climate change.
I don't really want to go into detail but the boys at poop report (who I imagine to be sitting, surrounded by cables, at a huge exchange with dials and plugs and a short wave radio, waiting for a crackling voice coming in over the air with the latest international poop news) would certainly have their work cut out. The international services will rue the day that Morse Code was abandoned, and by my reckoning the lads at Gore-Tex need to get back to the drawing board. I also reckon the low points and valleys at the new Maison Blanche are a good idea.
It's an ill wind.
H
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: Fran on August 26, 2008, 05:31:12 pm
Thank you Fran.
Actually, I've been having terrible trouble with my bottom recently
Actually, I've been having terrible trouble with my bottom recently
Glad to have been of service BigH - its always nice to get in contact with like minded folk.
Thanks for the update too, I have been wondering about your ar*e recently. No news not necessarily being good news, etc.
F
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: Andy Zarse on August 26, 2008, 06:07:04 pm
Holy Moly Fran, Poop Report could have been designed by Chris Z, I guess it's a kind of Log Blog.
You're not alone H, poor Chris has had awful problems in that direction recently. I won't go into the precise details, suffice to say, something terrible happened to him in a pub toilet on friday night. Nobody else was even able to go in the gents for a peewee for a good half an hour after such was the stench, a mix of rancid seaweed and silage. Anyway, some poor sod eventually plucked up courage and lifed the seat on Trap 2. After a moment's hesitation on observing the "toilet pan slugs" slithering down the sides towards a watery BluLoo grave, all hell broke loose. The landlord and staff were absolutely up in arms about things and we had to make a strategic withdrawal from the premises. I was later led to understand the police were called and that the SOCO people are looking into it but so far there've been no arrests, mercifully. You never see this subject come up on CSI do you?
You're not alone H, poor Chris has had awful problems in that direction recently. I won't go into the precise details, suffice to say, something terrible happened to him in a pub toilet on friday night. Nobody else was even able to go in the gents for a peewee for a good half an hour after such was the stench, a mix of rancid seaweed and silage. Anyway, some poor sod eventually plucked up courage and lifed the seat on Trap 2. After a moment's hesitation on observing the "toilet pan slugs" slithering down the sides towards a watery BluLoo grave, all hell broke loose. The landlord and staff were absolutely up in arms about things and we had to make a strategic withdrawal from the premises. I was later led to understand the police were called and that the SOCO people are looking into it but so far there've been no arrests, mercifully. You never see this subject come up on CSI do you?
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: Kev_mk3 on August 26, 2008, 07:47:45 pm
thats sh*t Fran ::)
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: nickliv on August 26, 2008, 10:47:10 pm
Fran
Just what were you looking for when you found that? ;D
Just what were you looking for when you found that? ;D
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: Fran on August 26, 2008, 11:23:55 pm
Just what were you looking for when you found that?
Oh no, you dont catch me out like that!
It was a link someone put on another forum that I belong to (re. fitness and healthy eating!) and I just thought it might be of interest to some of my LM friends too!
F
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: landman on August 27, 2008, 09:35:39 pm
Quote
Log Blog
PMSL !!!
Thx
Landman
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: Bob U on August 28, 2008, 07:38:09 pm
Holy Moly Fran, Poop Report could have been designed by Chris Z, I guess it's a kind of Log Blog.
You're not alone H, poor Chris has had awful problems in that direction recently. I won't go into the precise details, suffice to say, something terrible happened to him in a pub toilet on friday night. Nobody else was even able to go in the gents for a peewee for a good half an hour after such was the stench, a mix of rancid seaweed and silage.
You're not alone H, poor Chris has had awful problems in that direction recently. I won't go into the precise details, suffice to say, something terrible happened to him in a pub toilet on friday night. Nobody else was even able to go in the gents for a peewee for a good half an hour after such was the stench, a mix of rancid seaweed and silage.
I can think of no better person to undertake a teacher training course than Chris. What a mentor and role model he will be for our future generation. With domestic science about to be put back on the corricullem he is surely a perfect candidate to teach the young ladies kitchen craft as he demonstrated at Camp Zarse this year.
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: Andy Zarse on August 28, 2008, 10:07:36 pm
Holy Moly Fran, Poop Report could have been designed by Chris Z, I guess it's a kind of Log Blog.
You're not alone H, poor Chris has had awful problems in that direction recently. I won't go into the precise details, suffice to say, something terrible happened to him in a pub toilet on friday night. Nobody else was even able to go in the gents for a peewee for a good half an hour after such was the stench, a mix of rancid seaweed and silage.
You're not alone H, poor Chris has had awful problems in that direction recently. I won't go into the precise details, suffice to say, something terrible happened to him in a pub toilet on friday night. Nobody else was even able to go in the gents for a peewee for a good half an hour after such was the stench, a mix of rancid seaweed and silage.
I can think of no better person to undertake a teacher training course than Chris. What a mentor and role model he will be for our future generation. With domestic science about to be put back on the corricullem he is surely a perfect candidate to teach the young ladies kitchen craft as he demonstrated at Camp Zarse this year.
It's a good point Bob, i can't help thinking Chris should be on Master Chef, I reckon Greg wallace would really go for his exacting attention to seasoning. It's interesting to note his commitment to culinary excellence in that an hour or so before cooking that meal he'd spent an hour in the HA lavvy after something had "gone wrong inside". I'm not sure of the problem, it's not the thing one discusses over high tea. However, I do know he mentioned "something getting stuck in the bomb doors" and also talking of resolving matters with both hands, a lolly stick and a Jeyes cloth, but beyond that I'm at a loss to know the details. And yet there he is cooking our supper a few moments later. I guess I could ask him if anyone is especially interested?
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: lady pig-pen on September 05, 2008, 05:01:45 pm
Reminds me of the first site I was ever shown on a wifi (yes, whiffy) connetion. I won't directly lik it here as the graphical nature of the content may offend...
www. ratemypoo. com
www. ratemypoo. com
that is so gross, just had a quick look to see how graphic it really was (i can never help myself, i always have to check) and ewww....at first it was all rather amusing till i got to the top 20....i was just sick in my (freshly washed and straightened) hair :'( yuck yuck yuck......
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on September 06, 2008, 12:36:03 am
Holy Moly Fran, Poop Report could have been designed by Chris Z, I guess it's a kind of Log Blog.
You're not alone H, poor Chris has had awful problems in that direction recently. I won't go into the precise details, suffice to say, something terrible happened to him in a pub toilet on friday night. Nobody else was even able to go in the gents for a peewee for a good half an hour after such was the stench, a mix of rancid seaweed and silage.
You're not alone H, poor Chris has had awful problems in that direction recently. I won't go into the precise details, suffice to say, something terrible happened to him in a pub toilet on friday night. Nobody else was even able to go in the gents for a peewee for a good half an hour after such was the stench, a mix of rancid seaweed and silage.
I can think of no better person to undertake a teacher training course than Chris. What a mentor and role model he will be for our future generation. With domestic science about to be put back on the corricullem he is surely a perfect candidate to teach the young ladies kitchen craft as he demonstrated at Camp Zarse this year.
It's a good point Bob, i can't help thinking Chris should be on Master Chef, I reckon Greg wallace would really go for his exacting attention to seasoning. It's interesting to note his commitment to culinary excellence in that an hour or so before cooking that meal he'd spent an hour in the HA lavvy after something had "gone wrong inside". I'm not sure of the problem, it's not the thing one discusses over high tea. However, I do know he mentioned "something getting stuck in the bomb doors" and also talking of resolving matters with both hands, a lolly stick and a Jeyes cloth, but beyond that I'm at a loss to know the details. And yet there he is cooking our supper a few moments later. I guess I could ask him if anyone is especially interested?
Regarding MasterChef... who better to represent Team Z than Chris... His story about his Grandfather would make him an immediate hit with the viewers.... hehe
Oh... does anyone know that Andy Z can cook.... well yes he can!
PP
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: Rhino on September 06, 2008, 04:44:23 am
Try googling potatoes and jelly, Definetly not safe for work!!
Title: Re: Special Interest Website - FAO BigH and La Famille Zarse
Post by: landman on September 06, 2008, 11:14:01 am
Just one question springs to mind having googled the above
WHY?
WHY?
