Title: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: Stu on June 20, 2008, 12:58:38 am
Wayne, my mate who came with me for the first time is considered at work to be a right boring person who knows the difference in wheel nut torque settings etc etc between cars. His previous job was an electronics engineer.
So travelling back on the Autoroute with me driving at 80 mph we were having a bit stupid banter to pass the time. I asked,'Wayne, what was the first circuit board you ever soldered? Instead of telling me to f**k off he said 'A KZ rds Keyboard'. It was at that point I fell asleep and carreered towards the concrete central reservation only to be woke by Waynes death scream and him pushing the steering wheel causing us to miss the wall by centimetres. Back at work and he is officially the most boring man in the world. I was nearly bored to death.
So travelling back on the Autoroute with me driving at 80 mph we were having a bit stupid banter to pass the time. I asked,'Wayne, what was the first circuit board you ever soldered? Instead of telling me to f**k off he said 'A KZ rds Keyboard'. It was at that point I fell asleep and carreered towards the concrete central reservation only to be woke by Waynes death scream and him pushing the steering wheel causing us to miss the wall by centimetres. Back at work and he is officially the most boring man in the world. I was nearly bored to death.
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on June 20, 2008, 01:18:17 am
I agree with you totally stu!!! I had to put up with him nagging in my ear hole all bastard night!!!! Boring Bar steward!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D
Remeber wayne
DAY ONE IN THE HOUSE WAYNE AND CHRIS ARE STOOD TALKING!!!!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D
Remeber wayne
DAY ONE IN THE HOUSE WAYNE AND CHRIS ARE STOOD TALKING!!!!!!
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: MIKE C (Liverpool Boys) on June 20, 2008, 10:08:07 am
Are you bringing him back next year Stu ;D
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: Stu on June 20, 2008, 10:26:32 am
Of course, thats if he can afford it. He definitely wants to come and he keeps my kitchen clean.
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: Buddha on June 20, 2008, 03:03:51 pm
I'm sure I sat next to him on the ferry home in the bar for 3 hours. He sipped a coke, I downed 5 beers and he still sounded just the same.
Is this him??
Buddha
Is this him??
Buddha
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on June 21, 2008, 01:58:10 am
Doubt even though he is a shandy pants i'm sure he wouldn't have been drinking coke!!!!!!
SURELY NOT WAYNE
PLEASE!!!!!
SURELY NOT WAYNE
PLEASE!!!!!
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: Robbo SPS on June 21, 2008, 12:39:17 pm
i'd like to add my instructor for the past week . he knows weighs limits measures and acts inside out........
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: nopanic - neil on June 21, 2008, 04:36:44 pm
Thats why when I sat down on Tuesday night Wayne gave me a beer and I fell asleep in the chair.!
It had nothing to do with me being a little bit drunk.
Well thats what I can tell myself ;D
It had nothing to do with me being a little bit drunk.
Well thats what I can tell myself ;D
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: Stu on June 21, 2008, 05:30:37 pm
Thats why when I sat down on Tuesday night Wayne gave me a beer and I fell asleep in the chair.!
It had nothing to do with me being a little bit drunk.
Well thats what I can tell myself ;D
It had nothing to do with me being a little bit drunk.
Well thats what I can tell myself ;D
Errrrhhhhh you fell asleep through the week more than once as far as I can remember.
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: nopanic - neil on June 21, 2008, 06:09:54 pm
Thats why when I sat down on Tuesday night Wayne gave me a beer and I fell asleep in the chair.!
It had nothing to do with me being a little bit drunk.
Well thats what I can tell myself ;D
It had nothing to do with me being a little bit drunk.
Well thats what I can tell myself ;D
Errrrhhhhh you fell asleep through the week more than once as far as I can remember.
::) ummm
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: wishy on June 27, 2008, 08:43:00 pm
And not to mention the afternoon naps as well ......Neil!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: mike(liverpool boys) on January 21, 2009, 09:49:09 pm
Does the boring one know if he is making the trip this year yet Stu???
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: Stu on January 29, 2009, 11:26:32 pm
Does the boring one know if he is making the trip this year yet Stu???
He's not as he's away to a stag do in Benedorm the week before. I was supposed to be going but sticking with the usual plan.Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: mike(liverpool boys) on January 30, 2009, 12:00:10 am
Good idea stu. Theres another scottish newbie coming this year to take to arnage.
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: NorwayNick on June 10, 2012, 08:59:11 am
Good luck not falling asleep on you way this year Stu
Title: Re: Worlds Most Boring Man - Official
Post by: Ian (Liverpool Boys) on June 10, 2012, 09:18:52 am
Aqua-Vit and moonshine made him less boring !!
