Title: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Queen Vic of the Melans on June 18, 2008, 03:17:38 pm
For those of you who didn't hear Hayleys effort
Hayley - "Excuse me... Do you have a small willy?!"
Random - "No I don't thanks!"
Hayley - "Come on, there must be something wrong with you... Cause you're bloody gorgeous!!"
You might have needed to be there... but I had to mention this as she didn't think I'd mention it here!
Hayley - "Excuse me... Do you have a small willy?!"
Random - "No I don't thanks!"
Hayley - "Come on, there must be something wrong with you... Cause you're bloody gorgeous!!"
You might have needed to be there... but I had to mention this as she didn't think I'd mention it here!
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: SteveZarse on June 18, 2008, 04:09:40 pm
She tried that one on me too... ;)
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Queen Vic of the Melans on June 18, 2008, 04:40:32 pm
Steve, judging by the outfit on Friday and the photo evidence... I think Hayley may not have said this to you, maybe just the opposite?? >:D
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: SteveZarse on June 18, 2008, 05:24:39 pm
;D ;DHaha - that wasn't me :P
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Brad Zarse on June 18, 2008, 07:22:50 pm
For those who didn't hear it?? You mean there was someone you didn't tell ?? ;D :o
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: SteveZarse on June 19, 2008, 01:00:36 pm
Personally I prefer this one... (courtesy of Maximum)
http://gallery.drinkingforholland.com/main.php/v/LM2008/maximum/Le+Mans+08+133.jpg.html (http://gallery.drinkingforholland.com/main.php/v/LM2008/maximum/Le+Mans+08+133.jpg.html)
>:D >:D >:D
http://gallery.drinkingforholland.com/main.php/v/LM2008/maximum/Le+Mans+08+133.jpg.html (http://gallery.drinkingforholland.com/main.php/v/LM2008/maximum/Le+Mans+08+133.jpg.html)
>:D >:D >:D
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 19, 2008, 01:33:34 pm
Such a nice girl.... she didnt look quite so confident when confronted with a certain larger specimen on Sunday night!
I will post the evidence later >:D >:D
I will post the evidence later >:D >:D
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Weena on June 19, 2008, 01:43:19 pm
your Melans membership might have to be withdrawn :P :police: :police:
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Brad Zarse on June 19, 2008, 01:46:45 pm
Such a nice girl.... she didnt look quite so confident when confronted with a certain larger specimen on Sunday night!
I will post the evidence later >:D >:D
I will post the evidence later >:D >:D
Lager? or Larger??
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 19, 2008, 01:52:46 pm
your Melans membership might have to be withdrawn :P :police: :police:
I believe that decision can only be made by The Queen of the hive and not one of the drones..... ;D
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Weena on June 19, 2008, 01:58:58 pm
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group ;D
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 19, 2008, 02:00:58 pm
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group ;D
Yes, I totally agree. I cant believe you put up with all their drunken behaviour and even had to carry them back to camp as they were a danger to the public if unsupported ;DTitle: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Bob U on June 19, 2008, 03:54:38 pm
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group ;D
Yeh right ::)
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Doris on June 19, 2008, 03:59:07 pm
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group ;D
Yeh right ::)
Bob - you read my mind.
Dx
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Barry on June 19, 2008, 05:02:10 pm
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group ;D
Role model? :o
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: SteveZarse on June 19, 2008, 05:10:40 pm
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group ;D
Anyone else think we should have a vote on this????
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Doris on June 19, 2008, 05:38:08 pm
Which?
That she's the oldest one or the more sensible one?
Dx
That she's the oldest one or the more sensible one?
Dx
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: SteveZarse on June 19, 2008, 05:56:58 pm
Which?
That she's the oldest one or the more sensible one?
Dx
That she's the oldest one or the more sensible one?
Dx
Not sure you'd like the outcome of the oldest debate, so shall we stick to the sensible issue? :P
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Doris on June 19, 2008, 06:15:17 pm
Which?
That she's the oldest one or the more sensible one?
Dx
That she's the oldest one or the more sensible one?
Dx
Not sure you'd like the outcome of the oldest debate, so shall we stick to the sensible issue? :P
Hmm ... You may have a point. ;D
Dx
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Weena on June 19, 2008, 09:08:19 pm
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group ;D
Anyone else think we should have a vote on this????
Steve you just think I'm rubbish :'(
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 19, 2008, 09:24:02 pm
He wont when he sees this!! :o
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Weena on June 19, 2008, 09:27:50 pm
B*STARD - HELP, CALLING ALL MODERATORS - PLEASE TAKE THIS OFF!!!!! Its not my best side ;)
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Brad Zarse on June 19, 2008, 09:35:15 pm
That is THE picture of Le-Mans....
Trip to Le-Mans - £250...
T-Shirt taking the piss out of Rick - £20
Black Pudding - £5
Getting photographed with the biggest black pudding in the world halfway down your kneck........
:D
Trip to Le-Mans - £250...
T-Shirt taking the piss out of Rick - £20
Black Pudding - £5
Getting photographed with the biggest black pudding in the world halfway down your kneck........
:D
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Weena on June 19, 2008, 09:37:13 pm
Brad where were you when i needed you, they led me astray :(
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Brad Zarse on June 19, 2008, 09:41:48 pm
On the boat.... thinking " I bet Ro has a big sausage in her throat right now" actually.... >:D
If I was your best hope of being rescued though, I suggest this still would have happened :D
If I was your best hope of being rescued though, I suggest this still would have happened :D
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 19, 2008, 09:48:43 pm
I would rather have Melans on my Piano than have crabs on my Organ!
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 19, 2008, 10:11:08 pm
Finally, before I retire after a hard day at work ;)
Love in the light of a burning portaloo. Who says romance is dead!
Love in the light of a burning portaloo. Who says romance is dead!
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Weena on June 19, 2008, 10:13:45 pm
thank god for that, now i can go and do something! :)
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 19, 2008, 10:25:43 pm
OI! where have my pictures gone?
Tom...
Tom...
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Lawnmower Man on June 19, 2008, 10:31:07 pm
OI! where have my pictures gone?
Tom...
Tom...
I was given an Offer I couldn't refuse. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
t.
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Rusty on June 19, 2008, 10:32:31 pm
ha ha - but I am the oldest and more sensible one of the group ;D
Hmmm, sausage and Mersey tunnel spring to mind for some reason. Can't think why.
Rusty ;D
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Weena on June 19, 2008, 10:34:15 pm
errrr cheeky, I can't help it if all the other Melans have abnormally small mouths! ;)
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on June 19, 2008, 10:38:19 pm
OI! where have my pictures gone?
Tom...
Tom...
I was given an Offer I couldn't refuse. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
t.
Title: Re: Best Chat Up Line Ever?
Post by: Leftie on June 19, 2008, 10:45:11 pm
I would rather have Melans on my Piano than have crabs on my Organ!
LPP, I notice the music sheet has changed.
