Club Arnage

Stayed in Houx again.

Got woken up at about 1.30 am this morning when someone knocked over our beer wall.  Thinking it was thieving pikeys, I got dressed.  Betime I had managed it in the dark, all was quiet - or so I thought.  Once I had focused my eyes - not less than 20 yards away was some bird giving a bloke a blow job.  :o   Thinking I was dreaming, I went back into the tent and fetched my other half - who like most blokes had sent me out to investigate the noise.

When we got outside again, they were in full missionary position and totally oblivious to us watching. 

I was really tempted to take a photo, then leg it - but my OH talked me out of it.  We did stay and watch for a few minutes tho'   ;)

Can't have been comfortable for them.

Anybody we know? ;)

Difficult to tell in the dark - the woman had dark shoulder length hair.  Bloke was average build, average size etc  ;D

I expect it was the gimp.

I must question the other Melans, although I don't think they made it over to Houx...

Can't have been me Master, he said 'average size'.

Humblest apologies for my glaring error - am I to lock myself into the cock harness and wait for Lord Pig Pen to return?

Well, I was given a nasty shock on Friday, but fortunately a Super Hero came along. Strangely though, I don't remember which particular Marvel comic he featured in, or exactly what his super powers were:

Hi Vicky

Was it you we bumped into walking from the village up to Dunlop bridge on Saturday afternoon??
One of The Melans was having to be held upright!! Good work

That would have been Weena.  Bloody pisshead.   ::)

Dx

Robbo, Yes that was Weena!!!  The other Melans went back to base and left me to try and get her sobered up a bit... I didn't stand a chance...  She's a bloody nightmare, but funny with it!!!  She nearly knocked a few people out on her way.

I only stepped on a couple of small children  ;D

You'd recovered sufficiently to be wheeled around the middle of the guiness bar in a Grundon style wheelie bin though.....  The pictures are genius!

Could it have been the amazing "Rent Boy"

We all have a pretty good idea what the Gimp's super powers are, but I think H is referring to to 'Wrestler Boy' (real name unknown) who remains shrouded in mystery - all we know for sure is that he can masturbate 19 times in one day and i'm not sure that counts as a super power!!

Big M's experience may be explained by the 'underground guide to Le Mans' - it mentions something about the 'well known Houx dogging spot'.

That's clearly where Big H found himself too...

Brown Friday..... ;)

I didnt see any dogging :(

We offered but you wouldn't play....
 :angel:

Watching you and Bill did not really appeal :)

>:D

bring your own lube??

I see Zarse membership is rubbing off on you.... good lad!
Soon you will be on the register >:D

I recommend SpongeBob's Industrial Back Sack and Crack Lube.

i hear that its quite sticky and stains easily... :P

As long as you're completely sh!tfaced you can get the application just right. Just don't breathe in through your nose...  >:D

That sounds like the voice of experience ... ;)

Dx

Yes - recently I was sitting not far from someone who decided to 'applicate' himself with said product before announcing he'd done so - I didn't have time to fetch my nasal clamp. Brrrraaaackkk.

Well he wasn't gonna bring it himself now was he? ;D

I was so disgusted at this that I didn't have time to get my clamp either....so I took my disgustedness out on the camera which was in my hand.... 

But as I've said before, Vegas rules forbid me from posting the results....sadly it wasn't my camera, so I can only hope that said person never finds her way to CA..... >:D

Surreal?   I'll tell you about bloody surreal.

How about waking up wearing the Gimps flasher costume  after 2 hours sleep  and vagually remembering the said incident. Then crawling out of your tent to be confronted by the still steaming evidence and finding that half the f**k*ng campsite already knows and is laughing about it.

 That's about as surreal as it ever gets

half the campsite??  ;D

Brad,

Forgive me if I'm wrong here but...........

You passed the Team Zarse initiation OK.

It appears that Melans approved you as well judging by yours name.

So, are you a transvestite? or a super stud?

Good news travels fast  ;D

Basically you are all saying... Rex, post the pics FFS!
Correct? >:D

It depends which pics you are talking about.... sponge bob or black pudding???

Incorrect Rex. Ever been to Vegas?

Sponge bob - what can we blackmail Rex with?!

Yes, Nailed loads of Whores etc etc so no secrets with me >:D

Trust me... they will stay in the archives ;)

Oh thats it be nice to Bob  :'(

Did you see the state of my Friday night costume? 

How do you expect me to know??

Bob wasnt showing off his skills.... well I hope not! ;D

He's both.  That's kind of how things worked on the Annexe this year.  ;)

Dx