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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: saveloy on July 23, 2003, 09:29:00 am

Title: keeping it up!!
Post by: saveloy on July 23, 2003, 09:29:00 am

For anyone with a failing libido.  or over 50 A good recipe with guaranteed results.
1 get a quarter of a V**GRA tablet. Grind between 2 spoons, add grapefruit juice. just a spoon full.( It must be grapefruit )swallow. Enjoy a glass of wine Get ready for the best stiffy you've ever had, just a note of warning..........have the ice ready to soothe the aching member!!!!

Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: BigH on July 23, 2003, 10:10:27 am

Sav,
You're incorrigable. Or corrugated, I forget which. Enough to make a bald man cry...
H

Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: saveloy on July 23, 2003, 10:12:59 am

MOI.
only helping out the old boys

Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: Andy Zarse on July 23, 2003, 11:26:15 am

Quote from: saveloy on July 23, 2003, 09:29:00 am

1 get a quarter of a V**GRA tablet. Grind between 2 spoons, add grapefruit juice. just a spoon full.( It must be grapefruit )swallow.

Yes Sav, I have tried it with Apple and Mango juice and it's no good. The V got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for days!!  ;D ;D ;)

Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: saveloy on July 23, 2003, 11:36:48 am

BOOM BOOM!!!
you need the acidity of the grapefruit juice, no other citrus will work. But don't forget the ice pack Its vital

Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on July 23, 2003, 04:51:15 pm

Sav, glad that you can spell citrus, or you may have been a Smokie statistic.As for helping us oldy's out just let us know what you feed Uncle Albert on cos we will have some of that. I bet he does not know that you spike his food and drink.
No human can keep up that pace for a whole 9 days like Albert. Bottle it bro and make a fortune.
Brian.

Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: saveloy on July 23, 2003, 05:10:00 pm

brian. glad you approve of the spelling. Some of the punctuation that get's on this here is appalling;  Get on the case smokie. I never had you in mind when I started this. I thought you were a young stud like H and myself.
Albert's on no chemical stimulant that I have ever heard of or read about. I think he's plugged into the mains. Like odd-job in Carry on screaming.  Any ideas what keeps him going

Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: Nobby Diesel on July 23, 2003, 05:15:25 pm

I always take half a tablet when camping at Le Mans.......

It stops me from rolling out of my tent!

Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: BigH on July 23, 2003, 05:31:46 pm

I think I accidentally stumbled on to the secret of Alberts vitality.
As dawn was breaking and I crawled out of the tent for a leak, I rounded the corner to find Albert tucking into a meal. As he looked up at me with guilty eyes and grease slobbering all over his chops I got a glimpse of what he was tucking into. I swear it was a human thigh. A youngster I'd say, whether they were local or not I don't know. Didn't see any Chianti.
H

Title: Re:keeping it up!!
Post by: saveloy on July 24, 2003, 01:53:12 pm

forgot to mention. you are meant to share the tablet with the object of your desire. wheter it be ,human or otherwise. you get all sort at LM