Club Arnage
Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: mike(liverpool boys) on June 05, 2008, 06:44:57 pm
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Looking at the posts hes got on here the now i'd say not a lot ;D :P ;D
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But at least his car is fixed.
Horay ;D
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Is there a law which says you have to work? If so I'm breaking it. Come along, it's June - time to think about the important things in life. B*gg*r work.
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Looking at the posts hes got on here the now i'd not a lot ;D :P ;D
Mike please translate. ::)
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Sorry Brian :-[
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Is there a law which says you have to work? If so I'm breaking it. Come along, it's June - time to think about the important things in life. B*gg*r work.
Trouble is, is that it pays for the little luxuries such as a whole week at LM getting generally slaughtered. So I don't really know how Kev works and posts unless he is 'independantly' flush so to speak.
Work is the scurge of the drinking classes.
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Work in the week before LM.... No Chance!
Attended the office and looked busy.... then used various appointments to aid in final prep and purchase missions.
My Sec, who accompanies me on visits was most impressed by the blatant disregard for work related stuff and my knowledge of unusual food/reptile/camping equipment outlets in Pompey ;D
She signed my timesheet too ;D
Sorted!
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Why was I think exactly the same.
Kev what do you actually do? ::)
And explain why you want another job??
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in answer to your question i will try to explain -
Ok i work for a communications company who deal with businesses mobile phones and data cards. I used to be the customer services team leader looking after a team of 6 helping out with customers bills, faulty phones, connection issues etc but the Director asked to see me and offered me a job there and then on the Data Dept setting up and dealing solely with Blackberrys and PDA handsets for Email on the move. As there was only 2 guys there and i wanted more of a challenge ( and a pay rise ) as it was really quite over there. I took the job and started the 1st of May.......................
So far ive learnt how to set blackberrys up and how to integrate emails to them etc but that is it!! it seems thats all i will be doing and as i get about 1 call a day IF IM LUCKY it looks like i have taken a bad move ( btw i didnt get the pay rise as they will review it after 3 months!! ) ive left it for now and not said anything as im learning a few little bits and Leman is due soon. Come the first monday back i am asking to see the Director again as i want my old job back that way i get some work to do than sitting there doing nothing all day which i feel bad doing as i like to work..................... Also its given me a good chance to look for other jobs which im awaiting replys on!
Hope this clears it up but yes i do have a job but simple - there is no work :(
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Kev, hope your boss aint interested in LM, this is ine of the main links!
Happy hunting though.
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Kev, hope your boss aint interested in LM, this is ine of the main links!
Happy hunting though.
my "boss" is actually the MD and hes always on holiday somewhere! The other 2 guys consist of his son ( who does the same ) and a really nice chap who is off doing his prays ( yes he is muslim )
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Can you not "engineer" some client visits to do Blackberry training in house face to face, do a bit of PR for the company, bump up sales for the boss and ultimatley get to look up the birds skirts that are watching your presentation.
You can do a dry run at LM as several Brethren members have Blackberry devices and no doubt are shite at using them.
Lady PP will do the Sharon Stone bit at the front so you get the full training session effect ;)
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Can you not "engineer" some client visits to do Blackberry training in house face to face, do a bit of PR for the company, bump up sales for the boss and ultimatley get to look up the birds skirts that are watching your presentation.
You can do a dry run at LM as several Brethren members have Blackberry devices and no doubt are sh*te at using them.
Lady PP will do the Sharon Stone bit at the front so you get the full training session effect ;)
well his Son has that role as they went to the states for a week long blackberry conference with RIM last week.
Blackberrys are easy - if it doesnt work remove the battery and its fixed! i have only seen 1 ever and that was one of the guys i work with as i asked him to see it. They expect me to learn but wont let me have / use one ::)
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Can you not "engineer" some client visits to do Blackberry training in house face to face, do a bit of PR for the company, bump up sales for the boss and ultimatley get to look up the birds skirts that are watching your presentation.
You can do a dry run at LM as several Brethren members have Blackberry devices and no doubt are sh*te at using them.
Lady PP will do the Sharon Stone bit at the front so you get the full training session effect ;)
well his Son has that role as they went to the states for a week long blackberry conference with RIM last week.
Blackberrys are easy - if it doesnt work remove the battery and its fixed! i have only seen 1 ever and that was one of the guys i work with as i asked him to see it. They expect me to learn but wont let me have / use one ::)
More interested in Blackberrys than looking up girls skirts ::) You dissapoint me!
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Can you not "engineer" some client visits to do Blackberry training in house face to face, do a bit of PR for the company, bump up sales for the boss and ultimatley get to look up the birds skirts that are watching your presentation.
You can do a dry run at LM as several Brethren members have Blackberry devices and no doubt are sh*te at using them.
Lady PP will do the Sharon Stone bit at the front so you get the full training session effect ;)
well his Son has that role as they went to the states for a week long blackberry conference with RIM last week.
Blackberrys are easy - if it doesnt work remove the battery and its fixed! i have only seen 1 ever and that was one of the guys i work with as i asked him to see it. They expect me to learn but wont let me have / use one ::)
More interested in Blackberrys than looking up girls skirts ::) You dissapoint me!
trust me - skirt or blackberry?
Skirt and id be up there quicker than a ferret up a drain pipe
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Can you not "engineer" some client visits to do Blackberry training in house face to face, do a bit of PR for the company, bump up sales for the boss and ultimatley get to look up the birds skirts that are watching your presentation.
You can do a dry run at LM as several Brethren members have Blackberry devices and no doubt are sh*te at using them.
Lady PP will do the Sharon Stone bit at the front so you get the full training session effect ;)
well his Son has that role as they went to the states for a week long blackberry conference with RIM last week.
Blackberrys are easy - if it doesnt work remove the battery and its fixed! i have only seen 1 ever and that was one of the guys i work with as i asked him to see it. They expect me to learn but wont let me have / use one ::)
More interested in Blackberrys than looking up girls skirts ::) You dissapoint me!
trust me - skirt or blackberry?
Skirt and id be up there quicker than a ferret up a drain pipe
Your LM will be full of surprises Kev.... you never know what may be lurking around the corner ;)
My advice would be to keep Ferret to hand at all times, drainpipe may be waiting!
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Can you not "engineer" some client visits to do Blackberry training in house face to face, do a bit of PR for the company, bump up sales for the boss and ultimatley get to look up the birds skirts that are watching your presentation.
You can do a dry run at LM as several Brethren members have Blackberry devices and no doubt are sh*te at using them.
Lady PP will do the Sharon Stone bit at the front so you get the full training session effect ;)
well his Son has that role as they went to the states for a week long blackberry conference with RIM last week.
Blackberrys are easy - if it doesnt work remove the battery and its fixed! i have only seen 1 ever and that was one of the guys i work with as i asked him to see it. They expect me to learn but wont let me have / use one ::)
More interested in Blackberrys than looking up girls skirts ::) You dissapoint me!
trust me - skirt or blackberry?
Skirt and id be up there quicker than a ferret up a drain pipe
Your LM will be full of surprises Kev.... you never know what may be lurking around the corner ;)
My advice would be to keep Ferret to hand at all times, drainpipe may be waiting!
thank you for the wise words all though the girlfriend has said i will be BROKEN before i go :o
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Is that a threat or a promise?
Either way, our Medic will have you up and about in no time.
Trust him, he was a nurse until the op and getting struck off ;)
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Is that a threat or a promise?
Either way, our Medic will have you up and about in no time.
Trust him, he was a nurse until the op and getting struck off ;)
both, shes picking me up from work tomorrow as ive had a nice 5 and a half hours polishing the car tonight for a Vauxhall Show sunday and ready for Lemans - i have OCD when it comes to car cleaning at times
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We must get a pic of Chavvy and your far more loved Vauxhall together, perhaps they could feature in next years adjusted LM poster.
Obviously we must be naked while sat in the car, after discussing camera angles etc we can then get dressed and sit in our own cars for the pictures ;)
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We must get a pic of Chavvy and your far more loved Vauxhall together, perhaps they could feature in next years adjusted LM poster.
Obviously we must be naked while sat in the car, after discussing camera angles etc we can then get dressed and sit in our own cars for the pictures ;)
we could use the gimp as a nice banner "Club Arnage - Rock Out with your cock out!"
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We must get a pic of Chavvy and your far more loved Vauxhall together, perhaps they could feature in next years adjusted LM poster.
Obviously we must be naked while sat in the car, after discussing camera angles etc we can then get dressed and sit in our own cars for the pictures ;)
we could use the gimp as a nice banner "Club Arnage - Rock Out with your cock out!"
Hmm... You may wish to discuss with Mr Brown and the fellow Mods before taking that any further.
Next week may be an ideal opportunity. The Melans will be on hand, should an expert opinion be needed.
I always preferred the stealth style.... " Jump out with ya stump out" ;D
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We must get a pic of Chavvy and your far more loved Vauxhall together, perhaps they could feature in next years adjusted LM poster.
Obviously we must be naked while sat in the car, after discussing camera angles etc we can then get dressed and sit in our own cars for the pictures ;)
we could use the gimp as a nice banner "Club Arnage - Rock Out with your cock out!"
Kev sounds like a bit of a pervert.
Being a provert myself, I can see the signs.
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We must get a pic of Chavvy and your far more loved Vauxhall together, perhaps they could feature in next years adjusted LM poster.
Obviously we must be naked while sat in the car, after discussing camera angles etc we can then get dressed and sit in our own cars for the pictures ;)
we could use the gimp as a nice banner "Club Arnage - Rock Out with your cock out!"
Kev sounds like a bit of a pervert.
Being a provert myself, I can see the signs.
just open to new ideas ::)
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just open to new ideas ::)
You want to be careful saying things like that when the Gimp's about Kev! Coincidentally I'll be seeing some of the Zarses tonight. I'll give them a heads up. >:D
Dx
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You want to be careful saying things like that when the Gimp's about Kev! Coincidentally I'll be seeing some of the Zarses tonight. I'll give them a heads up. >:D
Dx
Or will they give you a heads up? :o
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In my old job I used to give enemas.
If you're genuinely open to new ideas, then I'm sure I could rig up some sort of heath robinson type arrangement with a solar shower, some baler twine, and a biro.
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Looking at the time of the postings last night I wonder if Kev and LLP have time for sleep ??? or is it part of the pre LM training regime;D
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You want to be careful saying things like that when the Gimp's about Kev! Coincidentally I'll be seeing some of the Zarses tonight. I'll give them a heads up. >:D
Dx
Or will they give you a heads up? :o
I don't think I'm that lucky. ;)
Dx
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In my old job I used to give enemas.
If you're genuinely open to new ideas, then I'm sure I could rig up some sort of heath robinson type arrangement with a solar shower, some baler twine, and a biro.
I believe the Zarses already have a system for such things in the back of the Commer. Speak to Andy.
Dx
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Looking at the time of the postings last night I wonder if Kev and LLP have time for sleep ??? or is it part of the pre LM training regime;D
He's no need to sleep at night,
He saves it for work, gives him something to do! ;D
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Looking at the time of the postings last night I wonder if Kev and LLP have time for sleep ??? or is it part of the pre LM training regime;D
well been here for about 45 minutes - rather tired yes but as per Neil i now have something to do!
Looking at the time of the postings last night I wonder if Kev and LLP have time for sleep ??? or is it part of the pre LM training regime;D
He's no need to sleep at night,
He saves it for work, gives him something to do! ;D
i wish!! couldnt sleep hence the thread.
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Coincidentally I'll be seeing some of the Zarses tonight. I'll give them a heads up. >:D
Dx
Where and when D?? I have their camping passes still and need to get them to them!
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PM'd you mate.
Dx
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PM'd you mate.
Mx
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no pm's for me?
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You can't have it all Kev. ;D
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You can't have it all Kev. ;D
i noticed ::) but had 2 PM's about tomorrows activities :) ;)
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i noticed ::) but had 2 PM's about tomorrows activities :) ;)
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Tomorrow's (Saturday) activities:
Fill car fuel tank with diesel
Fill rest of car with generator, a few clothes and a bog-roll or three
Fill me with beer - good English variety
Retire to bed early(ish).
I depart at 6.30 sunday morning!
Del
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im thinking sticker the car for LM, another coat of wax then a early night as im up 5am to depart to Santa Pod for the day....... Once home Sunday start the final Packing for Lemans
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im thinking sticker the car for LM, another coat of wax then a early night as im up 5am to depart to Santa Pod for the day....... Once home Sunday start the final Packing for Lemans
Just think of all the nice summer beasties mashed into the front bumper by the time you get there though Kev ::)
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im thinking sticker the car for LM, another coat of wax then a early night as im up 5am to depart to Santa Pod for the day....... Once home Sunday start the final Packing for Lemans
Just think of all the nice summer beasties mashed into the front bumper by the time you get there though Kev ::)
that is why i have polished it so they will come off easy - also Shrink wrap is a great tool ( as long as you leave the intakes clear ;) )
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Ok Kev quick lesson... You need to seriously brush up on your Brand guidelines. The BlackBerry product is never referred to in plural as Blackberrys... the 2nd B is always capital... the name BlackBerry will carry the Trademark and the product model e.g. Pearl will carry the copyright mark.
Also if you are sending out your CV USE spellcheck and perhaps even get someone to check the grammar.
And no I am not taking mine to LM.
>Martini...
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Fill me with beer - good English variety
Del
You could fill up a carry keg or two while you're at it, Del! DO NOT mention proper beer in front of me, I get very grumpy.
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Looking at the time of the postings last night I wonder if Kev and LLP have time for sleep ??? or is it part of the pre LM training regime;D
well been here for about 45 minutes - rather tired yes but as per Neil i now have something to do!
Looking at the time of the postings last night I wonder if Kev and LLP have time for sleep ??? or is it part of the pre LM training regime;D
He's no need to sleep at night,
He saves it for work, gives him something to do! ;D
i wish!! couldnt sleep hence the thread.
I thought you said the g/f said she was going to break you. By that I think she means leap on your bones (And they are bones from the pics of you I've seen. Must be like shagging a bag of tools) repeatedly.
Which is strange, as I always feel really dozy afterwards.
If she hasn't pounced on you yet today, get yourself to bed.
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Looking at the time of the postings last night I wonder if Kev and LLP have time for sleep ??? or is it part of the pre LM training regime;D
well been here for about 45 minutes - rather tired yes but as per Neil i now have something to do!
Looking at the time of the postings last night I wonder if Kev and LLP have time for sleep ??? or is it part of the pre LM training regime;D
He's no need to sleep at night,
He saves it for work, gives him something to do! ;D
i wish!! couldnt sleep hence the thread.
I thought you said the g/f said she was going to break you. By that I think she means leap on your bones (And they are bones from the pics of you I've seen. Must be like shagging a bag of tools) repeatedly.
Which is strange, as I always feel really dozy afterwards.
If she hasn't pounced on you yet today, get yourself to bed.
well im broken does that count?
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You will be well broken a week today. >:D
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he will be if he drinks any of your low flyers ;D
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You will be well broken a week today. >:D
i know Lemans and Germany in 7 days
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Are you going to call on us Kev and try the famous low flyers also as a bonus Bondi and Paula should be there.
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Are you going to call on us Kev and try the famous low flyers also as a bonus Bondi and Paula should be there.
Brian,
Please explain the 'lowflyers'.
Are they the scouser 'kick in the Balls'?
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Are you going to call on us Kev and try the famous low flyers also as a bonus Bondi and Paula should be there.
Brian,
Please explain the 'lowflyers'.
Are they the scouser 'kick in the Balls'?
Leftie, no it is a drink that has become a Le Mans thing, the secret can only be revealed when you partake with us in drinking one.
Sorry about that, but you are most welcome to visit us on BN you will be made welcome.
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Are you going to call on us Kev and try the famous low flyers also as a bonus Bondi and Paula should be there.
Brian,
Please explain the 'lowflyers'.
Are they the scouser 'kick in the Balls'?
Oh dear, Leftie
Think of a bird which flies rather low over the heather, also to be seen on the label of a bottle of nippy-sweetie (to quote the Big Yn) of the same name.
Del
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Are you going to call on us Kev and try the famous low flyers also as a bonus Bondi and Paula should be there.
where are you camping Brian?
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Are you going to call on us Kev and try the famous low flyers also as a bonus Bondi and Paula should be there.
Brian,
Please explain the 'lowflyers'.
Are they the scouser 'kick in the Balls'?
Oh dear, Leftie
Think of a bird which flies rather low over the heather, also to be seen on the label of a bottle of nippy-sweetie (to quote the Big Yn) of the same name.
Del
FG is my everyday nightcap.
There'll be a few in the Sixfire boot if there is room. Failing that, I'll have to drink them, so help may be required.
Where are you based for the week? yeh, I know I could look it up, but it's easier to ask
PigPen can vouch for me on that.
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We normally go through the odd litre or two each night before retiring call by and have a few with us.
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sounds easy kev
i will be in Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Germany, Belgium and France on my way down to Le-mans
then the same on the way back 7 days later :)
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We normally go through the odd litre or two each night before retiring call by and have a few with us.
Will do mate.
Presume entry will include a similar substance!
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Are you going to call on us Kev and try the famous low flyers also as a bonus Bondi and Paula should be there.
Brian,
Please explain the 'lowflyers'.
Are they the scouser 'kick in the Balls'?
Oh dear, Leftie
Think of a bird which flies rather low over the heather, also to be seen on the label of a bottle of nippy-sweetie (to quote the Big Yn) of the same name.
Del
FG is my everyday nightcap.
There'll be a few in the Sixfire boot if there is room. Failing that, I'll have to drink them, so help may be required.
Where are you based for the week? yeh, I know I could look it up, but it's easier to ask
PigPen can vouch for me on that.
Blue Nord, Zone B, rows 10,11,12,13,14, Pitch 97,98
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sounds easy kev
i will be in Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Germany, Belgium and France on my way down to Le-mans
then the same on the way back 7 days later :)
i dont envy that drive at all Nick!!
Are you going to call on us Kev and try the famous low flyers also as a bonus Bondi and Paula should be there.
Brian,
Please explain the 'lowflyers'.
Are they the scouser 'kick in the Balls'?
Oh dear, Leftie
Think of a bird which flies rather low over the heather, also to be seen on the label of a bottle of nippy-sweetie (to quote the Big Yn) of the same name.
Del
FG is my everyday nightcap.
There'll be a few in the Sixfire boot if there is room. Failing that, I'll have to drink them, so help may be required.
Where are you based for the week? yeh, I know I could look it up, but it's easier to ask
PigPen can vouch for me on that.
Blue Nord, Zone B, rows 10,11,12,13,14, Pitch 97,98
i will be popping to BN as Neil is over there and i owe him a few drinks after his help today
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Kev,
You owe Neil more than a few drinks parking that white BLOB in front of his 'cherry picker' see other thread.
