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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ferrari Spider on March 06, 2008, 10:38:33 am



Title: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Ferrari Spider on March 06, 2008, 10:38:33 am
yep, thats right our next meet is in the diary with Piggers Pig-Pen sorting out the grub for us at our favourite Indian restaurant in Milford-on-Sea.

The usual format is a fixed rate of £19.95 plus drink, the restaurant goes all out to prepare special dishes of our choice.

A warm welcome is extended to all CA'ers to come along and enjoy the evening with us.

FS


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Thursday 27th March
Post by: Leftie on March 06, 2008, 04:57:10 pm
yep, thats right our next meet is in the diary with Piggers Pig-Pen sorting out the grub for us at our favourite Indian restaurant in Milford-on-Sea.

The usual format is a fixed rate of £19.95 plus drink, the restaurant goes all out to prepare special dishes of our choice.

A warm welcome is extended to all CA'ers to come along and enjoy the evening with us.

FS

FS, can I cadge some floorspace again please.

Leftie


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Thursday 27th March
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on March 07, 2008, 12:33:22 am
As discussed... spare room is yours. Chickens will be put in the old cars for the night ;)


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Thursday 27th March
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on March 09, 2008, 07:03:20 pm
yep, thats right our next meet is in the diary with Piggers Pig-Pen sorting out the grub for us at our favourite Indian restaurant in Milford-on-Sea.

The usual format is a fixed rate of £19.95 plus drink, the restaurant goes all out to prepare special dishes of our choice.

A warm welcome is extended to all CA'ers to come along and enjoy the evening with us.

FS
Ladies, Gentlemen and Brethren.
I have been to Zaika today and provisionally booked the east wing for us for the 27th.
They are more than happy to do the same style banquet as we had on the first meet (set menu decided by them, with some Nepalese oddities) but I have asked if we can add any preferences to the list so everyone is happy.
I want something hot, lady PP wants it mild and the rest is up to you lot....

Please PM me with your views etc as we have to let them know in advance.
Last (First) banquet was stunning but we now have some scope to tailor it a little so all are catered for.

I shall hopefully hear from you soon.

PP



Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Black Granny on March 26, 2008, 09:07:03 pm
sorry Chaps

Won't be able to make that one as I'll be on my way back from a 2 day course next week. Don't laugh but it's to "keep up my professional competance"


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Leftie on March 27, 2008, 12:33:31 am
sorry Chaps

Won't be able to make that one as I'll be on my way back from a 2 day course next week. Don't laugh but it's to "keep up my professional competance"

Hi BG, I gave up those when I became 'self-employed'.

If I don't know it, the sack me.
If I can't do it, they sack me.
If I um and ar, they sack me.

Besides the above, my Hol's are as and when I want them or, they are 'enforced'!!!!! (very, very few of the latter in nearly 20 years


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on March 27, 2008, 11:16:52 pm
Catch you over the weekend for a "meeting" over a few Banglas.
My crew as it stands are Me, Lady PP, Tourettes Jim (possibly his long suffering wife Rosie), Sid dont do curry & new girlf Tara (possibly), Julia, Keith & Pauline, Princess Alex & Stewart (Hopefully) Sandy (hopefully), Leftie (Staying at the Sty) and someone else who I cant remember....

The special dish you mentioned... The Challenge... should be interesting. We will discuss with the boss when we see him ;D

Regarding hot stuff... my greenfingered friend who I gave 5 Dorset Naga seeds to has managed to get 4 of the seeds to sprout despite the low germination rate stated in the instruction booklet... we may be supplying them with hot stuff come August!! ;D


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Robbo SPS on March 28, 2008, 02:29:23 am
I'm starting the new job on monday, which means i'm coming on friday. It maybe another quick flit down on the bike, but i'm coming... solo. she is working. Dierdre better be there.


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Black Granny on March 28, 2008, 09:44:50 am
sorry Chaps

Won't be able to make that one as I'll be on my way back from a 2 day course next week. Don't laugh but it's to "keep up my professional competance"

Hi BG, I gave up those when I became 'self-employed'.

If I don't know it, the sack me.
If I can't do it, they sack me.
If I um and ar, they sack me.

Besides the above, my Hol's are as and when I want them or, they are 'enforced'!!!!! (very, very few of the latter in nearly 20 years

Hols are when I want/can afford them. Unfortunately to remain a member of my profession I still have to do 20hrs CPD per year otherwise I get booted out and won't get any work!!


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Leftie on March 28, 2008, 08:32:43 pm
Rick,

I'll PM you later this weekend.

I need to go to Spice Village to organise something so, do you and Mrs BG fancy an evening out?

Jerry


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Robbo SPS on April 03, 2008, 08:27:22 pm
you got a post code for this place ?

i'm coming in leather.


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Robbo SPS on April 03, 2008, 11:05:28 pm
SO41 0QG

you have been here before you know.  don't forget in the donkey from 18:30, sit down for troughing from 19:30
yes dad i know.
i finish work at 3. . .


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Snoring Rhino on April 03, 2008, 11:09:31 pm
careful junior, not too old for a good spanking. :-*
Sounds like your turning into Mad Max Peter


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on April 03, 2008, 11:33:54 pm
I was hoping you would say that, gives me an idea as to a theme for the this years campsite.

Mad Pete's Perversion Parlour ;D
Slow down boys.... Pig Pen's Perversion Parlour is already claimed... Its my tent and associated debris.
 Looks like HA may be like the funfair used to be, Mad Pete's Porno Palace, Pig Pens Perversion Parlour  and Melans Minge Magic... The Greatest Show On Earth hits town ;D


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Steve Pyro on April 04, 2008, 12:28:00 am

would like to add MBPikey's poobarpisshead emporium ;D


With his "BurntOutGazebo"  ::)


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Leftie on April 04, 2008, 12:33:09 am
I was hoping you would say that, gives me an idea as to a theme for the this years campsite.

Mad Pete's Perversion Parlour ;D
Slow down boys.... Pig Pen's Perversion Parlour is already claimed... Its my tent and associated debris.
 Looks like HA may be like the funfair used to be, Mad Pete's Porno Palace, Pig Pens Perversion Parlour  and Melans Minge Magic... The Greatest Show On Earth hits town ;D

JustTickets are selling entry passes to the HA Sexual Extravaganza


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on April 04, 2008, 12:54:31 am
How very irresponsible to set fire to things next to such a lovely old Yank ;)
Never burned a thing at LM >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D :police:


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: DelBoy on April 04, 2008, 01:17:33 am
I assume that the oft-mentioned 'Verdant Pastures of HA' are situated on the other side of the campsite    ;)

Or is it a reference to those little green(ish) clumps of weed at the side of the dusty-looking track in front of the pikey-mobile  ???

Del


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Steve Pyro on April 04, 2008, 10:41:09 am
I assume that the oft-mentioned 'Verdant Pastures of HA' are situated on the other side of the campsite    ;)

Or is it a reference to those little green(ish) clumps of weed at the side of the dusty-looking track in front of the pikey-mobile  ???

Del


It was a bit dry that year Del.  So the 'verdant pastures' needed a bit of watering  ::)


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Steve Pyro on April 04, 2008, 10:47:34 am
How very irresponsible to set fire to things next to such a lovely old Yank ;)


Yes PP, the Detroit chrome mountain made it to LM twice in 2006 (24 and Classic).  It's our sometime support vehicle  ;D

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Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Leftie on April 05, 2008, 07:26:23 pm
Well, what can I say, another superb meal in fabulous company.

Many thanks to Peter & Rex for the organisation.

Brilliant.

Rex, would you mind if I post a few pics of 'Pig Pen Towers', bearing in mind obvious security issues? As I was the first one up this morning, I didn't take one of RobSpot who obviously crashed where he sat but wow what a place.I would not do this without your permission.

What suprises me is the driveway. Ain't it about time you employed an Engineer who knows what he is doing.

But then again, I can imagine the security angle of not wanting wayward visitors.

Forgot to ask, where the f**k was that Bentley, the garage was frigging empty?


Leftie.


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Leftie on April 06, 2008, 01:51:17 am
Well, here are four shots from our evening. Besides imbiding too much in the liquid refreshments before the meal and then the meal And substanial quataties or return The Grange.  I was B*GG*D.

Many thanks to Peter and Rex for the organisation.

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Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on April 06, 2008, 02:55:27 am
Twas a fantastic evening. I will post pics tomorrow.
Regarding security at PP Towers, please feel free to add your pics. The gatehouse keeper has been informed >:D


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on April 06, 2008, 04:38:23 pm
A few pics from Friday... finally recovered ;D
More to follow later.... The pub is calling ;)


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Leftie on April 06, 2008, 06:22:44 pm
Rex,

Many, many thanks for putting up with me or is that putting me up! At PigPen Towers.

I must admit that having spent 3+ years at Rhinefield I would not see the likes of something that fabulous again in private ownership. Well OK, a fair bit smaller than Rhinefield but just as spectacular. It brought back memories of childhood in the forest. ‘king marvellous.

Next time, can you get Josh & Helen to ready some horses for us. A nice gallop up toward Emery Down or even over towards Rhinefield a few miles away would be great. How about ‘trecking’. Take a tent each and camp wild? An open fire with those sausages!!!

Anyway, I’ve taken some snaps and I’m gobsmacked.  Location, location, location.  At the bottom are the links.

I know that the staff are not particularly happy with holding a CA South Coast meet there due to the level of drunkenness (proved by ourselves on Friday). Hope I didn’t break anything.

Talking of which, you staff. Only word to describle them is WOOOOOOW.
When you said don’t try to shag the Butler, I thought ‘ he thinks I’m a shirt lifter’. My thoughts were wrong. The Butler(ess) tucked me in and looked after every need.  I left a tip by the way. ;D ;D ;D

The best bit in the morning was being woken up, curtains opened to see blue sky and then served breakfast of bacon, eggs etc from your own menagerie. Please give Vanida my best wishes.

In a year or so her sister Sumalee may get the same job at Vern’s Villa!!!!! Not to sure what Ruth will say though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angel: :angel: :angel: >:D

Thanks for permission to post these.  How the other half lives, eh!

BTW, get a decent everyday motor, I resisted temptation of taking a pic of the Chav’ at the entrance, it would be a bit demeaning, don’t you know.

Jerry

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Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on April 06, 2008, 08:10:11 pm
more.


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on April 06, 2008, 09:03:35 pm
Thanks for the very kind words and compliments from Leftie.
It was a pleasure to have guests and get some work from the staff, when you have 12 bedrooms its a shame to leave the Ralph Lauren linen to get dusty.
The Bentley you mentioned earlier is currently away at the factory having a dollyup to make her look pretty again.

Your tip was gratefully appreciated by the staff, glad you got their names, I cant remember them!!
The oriental one was on her day off, think you wolud have liked her. I call her Wednesday.
Friday, the Finnish Gymnast was working in the cellar so you didnt get to meet her and Monday, who could be princess Alex's twin sister was polishing the silver in the other drawing room.

The Chav is just a front to make people think that I actually live in a 5 bed house and dont have a playboy jetset lifestyle.
The champagne flute you dropped on the mother of pearl inlaid marble flooring didnt leave a mark and wiping your nose on the tapestry in the library is cool. I think the Butler does something similar after Wednesday.

Must go now, Driver has just phoned, twat has run over one of Lady Pig Pens chickens in the damn Maybach. I told him to take the Zonda as its far easier to park at the shop when buying ciggies.

PP


Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: Leftie on April 06, 2008, 10:14:12 pm
If that frigging chicken damaged the 'beauty' it desrved to die. OK Sunday lunch is catered for but egg production down.

When I got up, did a bit of snooping around, wanted to to see the Bentley, got the Maybach but no frigging keys. Charles said he always left the keys in the cars. I'd bollock him for that, but to still do it when I was around.

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Sat in it, but what really astounds me is you are prepared to drive it down your drive. Get a decent drive.

Message to Charles, after you ran over Beatrice, was she tasty?

JJ



Title: Re: Next South Coast Meet Friday 4th April
Post by: smokie on April 07, 2008, 11:32:00 pm

i'm coming in leather.

Don't we all Robbo, don't we all...  ::) >:D ::)