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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Ferrari Spider on February 29, 2008, 03:23:50 pm



Title: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Ferrari Spider on February 29, 2008, 03:23:50 pm
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23254178/

If I met some chick with two of her own kids who told me she was a virgin, I'd run away. Fast.

$5,000 for the procedure, now that's even funnier!

"Have you already unwrapped the priceless gift of virginity and given it away?" asks the Web site for the Pregnancy Resource Center of Northeast Ohio, where Watts began working part-time after she reclaimed her virginity. "Do you now feel like 'second-hand goods' and no longer worthy to be cherished? Do you ever wish you could re-wrap it and give it only to your future husband or wife? Guess what...? You can decide today to commit to abstinence, wrapping a brand-new gift of virginity to present to your husband or wife on your wedding night."


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: redstu on February 29, 2008, 08:49:06 pm
only in America ???


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Petra on February 29, 2008, 10:49:26 pm
Hmmm, apparently you can become a virgin again by thoughts and prayers. Does being a virgin make a woman more attractive to the other side? If so..... Hey, guess what? I've just done some thinking and now I'm a virgin again  :angel:


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Petra on February 29, 2008, 10:54:12 pm
Ow sh*t! Now I'm a 31 year old virgin. That's a bit pathetic isn't it? Darn...


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Pieter on February 29, 2008, 11:10:17 pm
Ow sh*t! Now I'm a 31 year old virgin. That's a bit pathetic isn't it? Darn...
Just wear pigtails and a school uniform and act like you always do. You'd convince anybody!


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on March 01, 2008, 01:27:48 am
Ow sh*t! Now I'm a 31 year old virgin. That's a bit pathetic isn't it? Darn...
Easily reversed ;)


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Andy on March 01, 2008, 02:08:34 am
Mrs PP dont read these theads I trust?


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on March 01, 2008, 03:55:23 pm
Mrs PP dont read these theads I trust?

She is fully aware of the fact I am a Colossal pervert!!.... and no she dont read any of this!
Her interest in Le Mans extends to reading her book in the shade, eating, drinking and entertaining passers by on MB by showering next to the car in a tiny pink bikini.
Good enough!!


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Martini...LB on March 01, 2008, 03:59:44 pm
Mrs PP dont read these theads I trust?

She is fully aware of the fact I am a Colossal pervert!!.... and no she dont read any of this!
Her interest in Le Mans extends to reading her book in the shade, eating, drinking and entertaining passers by on MB by showering next to the car in a tiny pink bikini.
Good enough!!

Where do you park??  ;D

>Martini...


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Perdu on March 01, 2008, 06:36:21 pm
Mrs PP dont read these theads I trust?



She is fully aware of the fact I am a Colossal pervert!!.... and no she dont read any of this!
Her interest in Le Mans extends to reading her book in the shade, eating, drinking and entertaining passers by on MB by showering next to the car in a tiny pink bikini.
Good enough!!

Where do you park??  ;D

>Martini...

Brace your self Martini

This year it seems likely they will be amongst the trees just downhill from your good self...

Take care now!

Bill


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on March 01, 2008, 11:52:01 pm
Mrs PP dont read these theads I trust?



She is fully aware of the fact I am a Colossal pervert!!.... and no she dont read any of this!
Her interest in Le Mans extends to reading her book in the shade, eating, drinking and entertaining passers by on MB by showering next to the car in a tiny pink bikini.
Good enough!!

Where do you park??  ;D

>Martini...

Brace your self Martini

This year it seems likely they will be amongst the trees just downhill from your good self...

Take care now!

Bill
I also shower beside the car (using the trusty shower bag).... and its a totally different aspect compared to lady PP in the tiny pink Bikini ;D

I think I may take the old surveyors level and tripod this year.... allows viewing of ones surroundings up to about a mile....  Only for watching the race, obviously! ;)


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Andy on March 02, 2008, 01:01:30 am
should you need help with the surveying, just give me a shout, I 'll be in the same canvas park near you!! ;D


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on March 02, 2008, 01:27:27 am
should you need help with the surveying, just give me a shout, I 'll be in the same canvas park near you!! ;D
Are you the Andy that led myself and Perdu on a magical mystery tour of the waterside areas of Le Harve.... ;D


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Andy on March 02, 2008, 01:23:25 pm
Rex, the one and only directionless biker, or braindead..


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Perdu on March 02, 2008, 07:40:05 pm
The said same Andy that was unable to find the bike parked beteen his very own legs?


 ;D ;D ;D

Err, no ta mate I dont need another detour to look at the tank........


priceless


(Dont snigger Muttley!)

still Rex, if you have optical enhancement it would be rude not to share the task with you (both) wouldn't it?

 :angel:


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on March 02, 2008, 09:56:22 pm
The nice shady toilet tree we found was good though! 8)


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Perdu on March 02, 2008, 10:03:29 pm
Not half!

I suppose we need another detour there just to make sure we didnt seriously damage the local environment, concerned citizens of EUrope as we are... :P


OK Andy all (almost all) is forgiven mate ;)


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Leftie on March 03, 2008, 02:05:59 am
I think I may take the old surveyors level and tripod this year.... allows viewing of ones surroundings up to about a mile....  Only for watching the race, obviously! ;)
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Rex, I'll bring my staff. Metric & Imperial graduations!!

But a decent tripod with a 100mm lens.............. well.


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Lord Pig-Pen on March 04, 2008, 01:14:04 am
I think I may take the old surveyors level and tripod this year.... allows viewing of ones surroundings up to about a mile....  Only for watching the race, obviously! ;)

Rex, I'll bring my staff. Metric & Imperial graduations!!

But a decent tripod with a 100mm lens.............. well.
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Its an 80's orange one with 60mm lens. been regularly serviced and calibrated. Gives a super clear view for a magic distance... should we be able to get high enough we may be able to watch MB campers ;)

The staff is useful, put on a high vis vest and stand in front of hotties with the staff. The level operator can then view the scenery in comfort.

PP


Title: Re: Born Again Virgins...LOL...Are They Freaking Serious?
Post by: Leftie on March 04, 2008, 01:56:27 am
I think I may take the old surveyors level and tripod this year.... allows viewing of ones surroundings up to about a mile....  Only for watching the race, obviously! ;)

Rex, I'll bring my staff. Metric & Imperial graduations!!

But a decent tripod with a 100mm lens.............. well.
Its an 80's orange one with 60mm lens. been regularly serviced and calibrated. Gives a super clear view for a magic distance... should we be able to get high enough we may be able to watch MB campers ;)

The staff is useful, put on a high vis vest and stand in front of hotties with the staff. The level operator can then view the scenery in comfort.

PP
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Rex, I forgot a '0'. it's a 1000mm lens. (500 mirror on Olympus 4/3rds. plus a 2x. so basically it makes it a 2000mm!! JUST DON'T BREATH WITHIN A YARD OF IT, THE SHAKE WILL BE HORENDOUS).

Allways got a hi-vis in the boot.