Title: Telesales people beware
Post by: powermite on February 10, 2008, 10:12:36 am
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8
Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: Petra on February 10, 2008, 11:55:52 am
OMFG this is good :D ;D
Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: shaunv156 on February 10, 2008, 02:44:48 pm
Tat made me laugh. Superb, have to try that ;D :o
Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: JDS on February 10, 2008, 03:52:06 pm
supurb .... I just ask them to hold and leave the phone off the hook - one was still there 20 mins later !!!
Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: Lawnmower Man on February 10, 2008, 04:34:30 pm
For some reason when I ask them what they are wearing they hang up.
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Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: rcutler on February 10, 2008, 05:19:53 pm
I ask them who they are calling, if they say the household owner I say well you will need to speak with Sir Richard Branson, who does not need free flights or a timeshare!
Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: alibongo on February 10, 2008, 10:55:49 pm
Far out that got the little sh*t flapping ;D yep I do the hold on a moment and put the phone on the floor routine too ;D
Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: Leftie on February 11, 2008, 02:06:32 am
'king brilliant.
Wish I thought of that when a***hole for a double glazing company called me last week.
Or even last year when the Morons called (sorry Mormons)!
Wish I thought of that when a***hole for a double glazing company called me last week.
Or even last year when the Morons called (sorry Mormons)!
Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: chop456 on February 12, 2008, 12:10:05 pm
That's great. ;D
While this isn't intentionally humorous, I think we can all probably identify with the infuriating customer service call. This is astonishing. You can almost hear the guy contemplating putting a gun in his mouth. It's been all over the 'net, so I apologize if it's a repost.
Verizon Wireless doesn't understand the decimal point:
http://media.putfile.com/Verizon-Bad-Math
27 min. streaming audio
While this isn't intentionally humorous, I think we can all probably identify with the infuriating customer service call. This is astonishing. You can almost hear the guy contemplating putting a gun in his mouth. It's been all over the 'net, so I apologize if it's a repost.
Verizon Wireless doesn't understand the decimal point:
http://media.putfile.com/Verizon-Bad-Math
27 min. streaming audio
Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: Mr. Rick on February 12, 2008, 12:25:40 pm
Fabulous, thanks for that PM ;D
Not been on for yonks (loooong story) and good to see the old humour is still alive and well (and living in Droitwich) ;)
Not been on for yonks (loooong story) and good to see the old humour is still alive and well (and living in Droitwich) ;)
Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: Andy Zarse on February 12, 2008, 12:33:01 pm
Fabulous, thanks for that PM ;D
Not been on for yonks (loooong story) and good to see the old humour is still alive and well (and living in Droitwich) ;)
Not been on for yonks (loooong story) and good to see the old humour is still alive and well (and living in Droitwich) ;)
Yes Rick you've been a very naughty boy running away with the circus to Droitwich. Good to hear youre still alive anyway, I take it we'll be seeing you in June?
Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: Mr. Rick on February 12, 2008, 12:46:49 pm
..... I take it we'll be seeing you in June?
Mr. Zarse, how the devil are you old fruit?
To quote our favourite Insurance Dog (and I don't mean the local 'bike' at Budget in Peterborough) ... OH-HOH YE-HESSS! Just try keeping me away .. my 27th this year ;D Despite the best efforts of the trog-bitch-from-hell-soon-to-be-ex-missus (do I sound bitter?)...
Allocated MB but they haven't taken the money off the card yet, but will be there somewhere for sure!
How is that fabulous piece of British engineering .. making it again this year?
Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: powermite on February 12, 2008, 07:42:46 pm
welcome back Rick,its good to hear you're still around
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Title: Re: Telesales people beware
Post by: Black Granny on February 12, 2008, 08:50:17 pm
Just try keeping me away .. my 27th this year ;D Despite the best efforts of the trog-bitch-from-hell-soon-to-be-ex-missus (do I sound bitter?)...
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Been there, done that and got the
See you in June perhaps so we can berate ex-wives over a beer or several.
