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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Queen Vic of the Melans on December 14, 2007, 11:51:10 am



Title: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Queen Vic of the Melans on December 14, 2007, 11:51:10 am
Have a good one everyone!  Vicky, Stuart and Kate

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1383983523


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Snoring Rhino on December 14, 2007, 02:12:47 pm
Happy Christmas everyone  ;D ;D ;D



One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung
Lee was sitting by the side of the ocean.

It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, how
about playing Weeweechu."


"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee.


"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and
it's the perfect time," Huan Cho begged.


"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."


"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."


Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play
Weeweechu."....




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Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang....



"Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas,

Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas,

Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas,

and a happy New Year."
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Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Nordic on December 15, 2007, 02:35:10 pm
'Twas The Night Before Christmas
He Lived All Alone
In A One Bedroom House Made Of Plaster And Stone
I Had Come Down The Chimney With Presents To Give
And To See Just Who In This Home Did Live

I Looked All About A Strange Sight I Did See
No Tinsel No Presents Not Even A Tree
No Stocking By The Mantle Just Boots Filled With Sand
On The Wall Hung Pictures Of Far Distant Lands
With Medals And Badges Awards Of All Kinds
A Sober Thought Came Through My Mind

For This House Was Different It Was Dark And Dreary
I Found The Home Of A Soldier Once I Could See Clearly
The Soldier Lay Sleeping Silent Alone
Curled Up On The Floor In This One Bedroom Home

The Face Was So Gentle The Room In Such Disorder
Not How I Pictured A Lone British Soldier
Was This The Hero Of Whom I'd Just Read
Curled Up On A Poncho The Floor For A Bed

I Realised The Families That I Saw This Night
Owed Their Lives To These Soldiers Who Were Willing To Fight
Soon Round The World The Children Would Play
And Grownups Would Celebrate A Bright Christmas Day

They All Enjoy Freedom Each Month Of The Year
Because Of The Soldiers Like The One Lying Here
I Couldn't Help Wonder How Many Alone
On A Cold Christmas Eve In A Land Far From Home

The Very Though Brought A Tear To My Eye
I Dropped To My Knees And Started To Cry
The Soldier Awakened And I Heard A Rough Voice
'Santa Don't Cry This Life Is My Choice
I Fight For Freedom I Don't Ask For More
My Life Is My God, My Country. My Corps'

The Soldier Rolled Over And Drifted To Sleep
I Couldn't Control It I Continued To Weep

I Kept Watch For Hours So Silent And Still
And We Both Sat And Shivered From The Cold Nights Chill
I Didn't Want To Leave On That Cold Dark Night
This Guardian Of Honour So Willing To Fight

Then The Soldier Rolled Over With A Voice Soft And Pure
Whispered 'Carry On Santa Its Christmas Day All Is Secure'
One Look At My Watch And I Knew He Was Right
'Merry Christmas My Friend And To All A Good Night'


This Poem Was Written By A Peace Keeping Soldier Stationed Overseas






Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: alibongo on December 15, 2007, 02:43:39 pm
http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=ER13610552
 how about this?


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Leftie on December 15, 2007, 11:55:04 pm

This Poem Was Written By A Peace Keeping Soldier Stationed Overseas


Nordic, brought a tear to my eye. A very moving poem that should make everyone reflect.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: wadespeed1 on December 17, 2007, 05:34:40 am
More Christmas cheer from the States

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ebA2ptx8bU


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 17, 2007, 01:59:25 pm
My annual Humbug post.

It's an entirely wretched time of year and anyone who wishes me Merry Christmas can just bloody well sod off  >:(  >:(  >:(

I was in Crawley yesterday, what a wonderful festive and seasonal sight. The County Mall was completely rammed with thick shellsuit-wearing bastards dawdling around buying all manifestations of sh*t made by child labour, spending money they can ill-afford. Even the so-called carols were pre-recorded and sounded more like the massed choir of the Indian Jute and Hemp Marketing Board. I'm sure I could hear the sitar and zithers harmonising. Which would be fine if it was Divali but it isn't. And the price of wrapping paper has gone up to 5pence this year, welcome to rip-off Britain. Oh and there was a one-legged pigeon in the street outside the Rat and Parrot pecking up the remnants of last night's festive sick off the pavement. I'm not sure how it didn't choke on the cubes of broken bus stop glass that litter the streets, it's all that yuletide mindless violence that get's me.Quite what Sweet Jesus of Nazareth must think is anyones guess  :(  ???

Indeed, four of us Zarses are going to China to get away from the whole ghastly business of Christmas in the UK.  :D Roast pork and noodles and a big night out in a Shanghai titty bar has got to be better than endless repeats of Only Fools and Horses and a gut full of gas from too much turkey, Guinness and a nut allergy.

So you chrismas lovers, you can all just piss off. I'm not interested. Got it?


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Fran on December 17, 2007, 02:03:15 pm
...anyone who wishes me Merry Christmas can just bloody well sod off  .....

Go on, you arent fooling me ... I know you just wanna lurk under the mistletoe for all sorts of seasonal snogs....  :-*


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 17, 2007, 02:08:04 pm
...anyone who wishes me Merry Christmas can just bloody well sod off  .....

Go on, you arent fooling me ... I know you just wanna lurk under the mistletoe for all sorts of seasonal snogs....  :-*

All the mistletoe round here is dead, killed by a fungus spawned of the awful wet weather this summer.  :(


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Doris on December 17, 2007, 02:18:03 pm
My annual Humbug post.

It's an entirely wretched time of year and anyone who wishes me Merry Christmas can just bloody well sod off  >:(  >:(  >:(

So you chrismas lovers, you can all just piss off. I'm not interested. Got it?

Andy,

I think I have a solution for you.  Granted a night in a Shanghai titty bar sounds like a fine alternative to being in the UK but a few years back I discovered the best way to spend Christmas is on a plane to New Zealand.  If you leave the UK on Christmas Eve and fly direct with a two hour transit in the US this is what happens...

Dept UK Christmas Eve
Arrive LA Christmas Eve
Dept LA Christmas Eve
Arrive NZ Boxing Day

I think you should look into it as an option for next year, and the year after that, and the year after that.   ;)

Dx


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 17, 2007, 02:24:43 pm
My annual Humbug post.

It's an entirely wretched time of year and anyone who wishes me Merry Christmas can just bloody well sod off  >:(  >:(  >:(

So you chrismas lovers, you can all just piss off. I'm not interested. Got it?

Andy,


I think I have a solution for you.  Granted a night in a Shanghai titty bar sounds like a fine alternative to being in the UK but a few years back I discovered the best way to spend Christmas is on a plane to New Zealand.  If you leave the UK on Christmas Eve and fly direct with a two hour transit in the US this is what happens...

Dept UK Christmas Eve
Arrive LA Christmas Eve
Dept LA Christmas Eve
Arrive NZ Boxing Day

I think you should look into it as an option for next year, and the year after that, and the year after that.   ;)

Dx

Surely Doris that simply drags the whole shitty affair out for days on end? Granted, you're at 38,000 for the greater part of it, but I reckon it's best to get it all over and done with.  >:(

Next...  :(


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Doris on December 17, 2007, 06:08:49 pm

Surely Doris that simply drags the whole shitty affair out for days on end? Granted, you're at 38,000 for the greater part of it, but I reckon it's best to get it all over and done with.  >:(

Next...  :(

On the contrary Andy.  Christmas Day just doesn't happen.  Well, technically I guess it happens for a few hours before you cross the intl date line once you've left LA but by then you're either fast asleep or drunk. 
Dx


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: nickliv on December 18, 2007, 12:24:02 am
Magnificent.

Never mind Andy, you might catch the shanhgai trots and avoid the whole shebang by spending all day on the bog.


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Fran on December 18, 2007, 12:29:44 am
Magnificent.

Never mind Andy, you might catch the shanhgai trots and avoid the whole shebang by spending all day on the bog.

OMG - dont get him started on bogs & trots!!!  :o



Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: mgmark on December 18, 2007, 01:09:46 pm
Oh, don't listen to "Mr Happy" eating worms in the corner.  If they had decent traditional Chrismas numbers booming out over the PA systems in Crawley - you know, like the ones from Slade and Wizzard - he might not be quite so fractious and grumpy ::) ::).  Mind you, I suppose it probably wouldn't make that much difference..... ;) 

Anyway, no bah humbug here ;D ;D ;D.  Have a great Christmas and New Year to one and all, with many thanks for the common threads that brought us together and, through those and this forum, continue to provide much enjoyment through the year, and help and support where needed to cope with the ups and downs.  All the very best to you all,

MG Mark


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 18, 2007, 03:04:00 pm
Tee Hee, Mr Zarse, you're actually going to Shanghai to avoid crimbo, think again.  The Chinese really go to town over Christmas.  Just Google 'Shanghai Christmas' and see what you get 8)

The Hotels, shopping malls, buildings, transport, streets are all lit up, they love it.  Have a great time if you wear sunglasses and ear muffs you may well avoid it.


It is to be hoped and assumed you are taking the piss Peter?  ???

F*ck me, the Commie bastards, what can I say. Oh well, fore-armed is forewarned.  :(


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Piglet on December 18, 2007, 03:17:42 pm
Merry Christmas from us too  ;D

Thanks for the entertainment over the year and the fun and friendship that comes out of this place.   Our thoughts are also with those who are having a tough time (and for those who are just grumpy  ;D).

If anyone finds themselves anywhere near the Devon/Dorset border over the next couple of weeks we'll be there and have plenty of booze to spare if you fancy a beer. 

[confession mode] For those expecting a "real" Christmas card from us, I'm sorry, I've crashed my PDA and discovered that it wasn't backed up properly - I can solve it but not in time for Christmas so no cards I'm afraid! 

Piglet and KK. 


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Fran on December 18, 2007, 03:18:51 pm
,,,ear muffs ...... 

I bet you could get a nice set with antlers on - or some pointy elf ears!!  ;D


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Nordic on December 20, 2007, 08:55:18 am


It's an entirely wretched time of year and anyone who wishes me Merry Christmas can just bloody well sod off  >:(  >:(  >:(

I was in Crawley yesterday, what a wonderful festive and seasonal sight. The County Mall was completely rammed with thick shellsuit-wearing bastards dawdling around buying all manifestations of sh*t made by child labour, spending money they can ill-afford. Even the so-called carols were pre-recorded and sounded more like the massed choir of the Indian Jute and Hemp Marketing Board.



http://www.crawleyobserver.co.uk/news/County-Mall-santa-sacked-over.3604665.jp

County Mall, dont you just love it!!


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: garyfrogeye on December 20, 2007, 09:27:15 am
"specialist grotto company" ???
Now that's a niche market


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: smokie on December 21, 2007, 11:01:00 am
Have a great one everybody...

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1640733778


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Bob U on December 21, 2007, 11:17:40 am
Have a good one everyone. Don't stay too sober, I won't


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: nickliv on December 21, 2007, 11:23:34 am
My annual Humbug post.

It's an entirely wretched time of year and anyone who wishes me Merry Christmas can just bloody well sod off  >:(  >:(  >:(

I was in Crawley yesterday, what a wonderful festive and seasonal sight. The County Mall was completely rammed with thick shellsuit-wearing bastards dawdling around buying all manifestations of sh*t made by child labour, spending money they can ill-afford. Even the so-called carols were pre-recorded and sounded more like the massed choir of the Indian Jute and Hemp Marketing Board. I'm sure I could hear the sitar and zithers harmonising. Which would be fine if it was Divali but it isn't. And the price of wrapping paper has gone up to 5pence this year, welcome to rip-off Britain. Oh and there was a one-legged pigeon in the street outside the Rat and Parrot pecking up the remnants of last night's festive sick off the pavement. I'm not sure how it didn't choke on the cubes of broken bus stop glass that litter the streets, it's all that yuletide mindless violence that get's me.Quite what Sweet Jesus of Nazareth must think is anyones guess  :(  ???

Indeed, four of us Zarses are going to China to get away from the whole ghastly business of Christmas in the UK.  :D Roast pork and noodles and a big night out in a Shanghai titty bar has got to be better than endless repeats of Only Fools and Horses and a gut full of gas from too much turkey, Guinness and a nut allergy.

So you chrismas lovers, you can all just piss off. I'm not interested. Got it?

But you KNOW you look your best in dark green Andy. It had to be done.

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1641632623

To all the rest of you, have a cracker. (Pun intended)


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: nopanic - neil on December 21, 2007, 11:31:39 am
Merry Christmas to all, have a good one all.

Anyone traveling have a safe journey (and walking to the pub and back does not count!)

(http://images32.fotki.com/v1059/photos/6/69645/534877/xmas13-vi.jpg)

(http://images7.fotki.com/v129/photos/6/69645/534877/xmas2-vi.jpg)



Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Lorry on December 21, 2007, 11:39:04 am
China!  Did somebody ask Santa for a larger carbon footprint.  

All of you, just remember that you shouldn't drink any more than last year
and you certainly shouldn't drink a drop less

Have a good one


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Jason on December 21, 2007, 03:31:43 pm
To all fellow CA'ers Have yourselves a Merry Christmas, enjoy the festive period and may the New Year bring you much jocularity, beers and racing:)

Have fun y'all :)


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Robspot on December 21, 2007, 04:28:00 pm
http://www.crawleyobserver.co.uk/news/County-Mall-santa-sacked-over.3604665.jp

County Mall, dont you just love it!!

Who the f**k employed him in the first place? Just by his picture you can tell he's a wrong un  ;D


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Steve Pyro on December 21, 2007, 05:45:41 pm
Wherever you are and whoever you're with, have a good one.


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Paddy_NL on December 21, 2007, 06:30:35 pm
Merry Christmas everyone! (http://forum.drinkingforholland.com/images/smiles/clownxmas.gif)

And remember to Keep Drinking! (http://forum.drinkingforholland.com/images/smiles/dancexmas.gif)

;D


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Werner on December 21, 2007, 06:31:55 pm
Merry Christmas - and dont forget to sing the christmas songs: http://video.google.de/videoplay?docid=-7495327969751017571


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Paddy_NL on December 21, 2007, 06:35:30 pm
(http://forum.drinkingforholland.com/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif)


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: amazing 1 on December 21, 2007, 07:07:33 pm
WTF  :laugh:


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: hgb on December 21, 2007, 07:08:51 pm
Merry Christmas and a happy new year from here, too.  :D


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: alibongo on December 21, 2007, 07:58:25 pm
Nice one werner ;D
 Happy xmas to you all fellow c/aers


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Lorry on December 21, 2007, 09:48:03 pm
Merry Christmas - and dont forget to sing the christmas songs: http://video.google.de/videoplay?docid=-7495327969751017571
I prefer the "Do you smell barbeque/Cool a rocket sled" of
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5m_7nlxsmOU

Same vein

No taste


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Canada Phil on December 22, 2007, 06:00:58 am
Happy happy New Year too :o Thanks for all teh good time of 2007. let's do it again in 2008
Canada Phil


Title: Re: Merry Christmas!
Post by: Mr Toad on December 22, 2007, 12:00:18 pm
Wishing everyone has a peaceful one and see you for a cold one in a sunny 2008!

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b184/SdnLdrToad/Bm_xmas_invite.jpg)