Club Arnage

I know it's not strictly the right place for posting jokes etc. and fair play if the e-police remove the thread, but this is damn fine and I though there would be a few peeps out there who would appreciate it...


                             INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY

                                 Naan, just killed a man
                               poppadom against his head
                             Had lime pickle now he's dead.
                               Naan, dinner's just begun
                          But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
                                     Naan, ooh, ooh
                              Didn't mean to make you cry
                       Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
                                   Curry on, curry on
                              Cause nothing really Madras.
                               Too late, my dinner's gone
                              Sends shivers down my spine
                               Rectum aching all the time
                          Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
                      Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
                                     Naan, ooh, ooh
                                This doopiaza is so mild
                     I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
                                    <<guitar solo>>
                        I see a little chicken tikka on the side
              Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
                                  Vindaloo does nicely
                                   Very very spicy
                                         Meat!
                                   Byriani (Byriani)
                                   Byriani (Byriani)
                                   Byriani and a naan
                                (A vindaloo loo loo loo)
                           I've eaten balti, somebody help me
                       He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
                                  Stand you well back
                            'Case the loo is quarantined...
                                     Here it comes
                                     There it goes
                                    Technicolor yawn
                                       I chunder
                                          No!
                                  It's coming up again
                                    (There he goes)
                   I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
                              Coming back again (up again)
                                  Here it comes again.
                                 (No no no no no no NO)
                            On my knees, I'm on my knees
                            On his knees, Oh, there he goes
                                     This vindaloo
                              Is about to wreck my guts
                            Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!
                                    <<guitar solo>>
                  So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
                   So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
                       Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby
                                  Just had to come out
                         It just had to come right out in here.
                                    <<guitar solo>>
                                       [slow bit]
                                  Korma, sag or bhuna
                                  bhaji, balti or naan
                               Nothing makes a difference
                               Nothing makes a difference
                                      To meee....
                         Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh
 
              ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

LMAO Russ.

Going to a party tomorrow night where a little Karaoke might evolve toward the end of the night. Might print the words out and give it a go!!   :D

Gald you like it jpchenet!! I laughed my t*ts off!!

And if you're sober enough to read tonight.. let me know how it goes down with the crowd! 8)

LMAO. Love that one, have you lot seen the "combo #5" the Chinese takaway one?
will have to see if I can find it.

Nope, not seen that one either. Any chance you can find it before tomorrow?? That sound slike another good one to take along to this party!!

Yep will have a hunt round my stuff. I know it is there somewhere!!

Thought it was done in a Karaoke style but it's not ??? Anyway here you go

http://www.dreamracers.net/linzi/combo.zip
(right click and save target as is the best way to do it)

Excellent!!!  but who (apart from Stu!!  ;)) has the time to put things like that together??

Reminds me of another "supposedly" true story where two drunk guys are walking down the street late one night and come across a flat cat, run over in the middle of the road. One scoops it up and walks into the local Chinese Restaurant, throws it on the counter and shouts "That's your last one until you pay me for the others"

He got arrested later that night when caught by the Police whilst being identified by the restaurant owner but it must have been worth it!!   ;D ;D ;D

jpchenet...How did the party go?

It was brilliant. Everyone had a great time and the band were execllent. managed to keep everyone on the dance floor all the time (even when I got up and sang with them!!) They provided blow up air guitars so people could join in with the solos and there must have been 20 of us lined up with the lead guitarist joining in when they played "Whatever You Want" If anyone in the Surrey/Hampshire area is ever looking for a really good, fun band, I would highly recommend them.

And at about 2.30am, four of us did Indian Curry Rhapsody. It went down a storm!!!  :D

 ;D

Excellent!! Live performances are always more fun! And I'm sure the artistic merit of Mr. Mercury wasn't butchered by your efforts!  ::)