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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: nopanic - neil on September 25, 2007, 03:45:48 pm



Title: So, this bird walks into a store. ........
Post by: nopanic - neil on September 25, 2007, 03:45:48 pm
So, this bird walks into a store. ........



Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........
Post by: nickliv on September 25, 2007, 03:52:57 pm
That's in Aberdeen. It's incredible what they put on the local news.

The tragedy is, that seagull was stealing the doritos to order to earn some cash to buy crystal meth.


Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........
Post by: Bob U on September 25, 2007, 03:53:09 pm
The shopkeeper must be really Gullable to fall for that ;D


Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........
Post by: nopanic - neil on September 25, 2007, 03:54:55 pm
The story is

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast, for other birds!

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips.
Since then, he's become a "regular". He always takes the same type of chips.


Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........
Post by: nickliv on September 25, 2007, 04:02:27 pm
That gull has the healthiest diet I've ever seen up here.


Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........
Post by: Lazy B'stard on September 26, 2007, 09:33:32 am
Looks like Jamie bloody Oliver has his next healthy eating crusade in the bag.
 


Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........
Post by: Paddy_NL on September 26, 2007, 09:46:55 am
Funny ;D It made me think of this...

(http://soli.inav.net/~dance/chase.jpg)


Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........
Post by: chop456 on September 26, 2007, 11:48:40 am
The shopkeeper must be really Gullable to fall for that ;D

I can smell that one all the way over here.  ;D


Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........
Post by: garyfrogeye on September 26, 2007, 12:04:46 pm
Quote
(so a camera was installed),

Was that supposed to act as some kind of deterrent  ???

Where will it all end?
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1899898/2/istockphoto_1899898_predacious_sea_gull_enjoying_stolen_pastry.jpg)