Title: So, this bird walks into a store. ........ Post by: nopanic - neil on September 25, 2007, 03:45:48 pm So, this bird walks into a store. ........
Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........ Post by: nickliv on September 25, 2007, 03:52:57 pm That's in Aberdeen. It's incredible what they put on the local news.
The tragedy is, that seagull was stealing the doritos to order to earn some cash to buy crystal meth. Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........ Post by: Bob U on September 25, 2007, 03:53:09 pm The shopkeeper must be really Gullable to fall for that ;D
Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........ Post by: nopanic - neil on September 25, 2007, 03:54:55 pm The story is
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking (so a camera was installed), and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast, for other birds! The seagull's shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a "regular". He always takes the same type of chips. Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........ Post by: nickliv on September 25, 2007, 04:02:27 pm That gull has the healthiest diet I've ever seen up here.
Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........ Post by: Lazy B'stard on September 26, 2007, 09:33:32 am Looks like Jamie bloody Oliver has his next healthy eating crusade in the bag.
Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........ Post by: Paddy_NL on September 26, 2007, 09:46:55 am Funny ;D It made me think of this...
(http://soli.inav.net/~dance/chase.jpg) Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........ Post by: chop456 on September 26, 2007, 11:48:40 am The shopkeeper must be really Gullable to fall for that ;D I can smell that one all the way over here. ;D Title: Re: So, this bird walks into a store. ........ Post by: garyfrogeye on September 26, 2007, 12:04:46 pm Quote (so a camera was installed), Was that supposed to act as some kind of deterrent ??? Where will it all end? (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1899898/2/istockphoto_1899898_predacious_sea_gull_enjoying_stolen_pastry.jpg) |