Club Arnage
Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Lord Steve on May 24, 2007, 04:14:14 pm
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11.30 - appointment with my psycotherapist. Apparently I am mad!
13.30 - Root canal work at the dentists - still full of novocaine and aching!
16.30 - Session with the marriage guidance counsellor - oh deep bloody joy!
19.30 - going out for dinner and driving so having to stay sober. (its my wedding anniversary - see point 3!!!!)
Roll on Le Mans - I chuffin need it!
Help!
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Got the book and Tshirt from 2 years ago.
You have my deepest sympathy.
We managed to work it out.
Jerry
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Look on the bright side Steve, at least it's a day off work! :)
Anyway, it's generally women who are mental in my experience, I don't think I've ever met one who's wired up properly. So don't beat yourself up, I think you'll find it's all her fault and hopefully the counsellor will help her see that. ;)
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Trouble is Andy I'm having to work between these sessions as well. Nightmare.
Actually, to pick up on your other point, Mrs Lord Steve is completely, infuriatingly and holier-than-thou SANE!!!!!!
How do you argue with a woman who has common sense, right and the moral high ground (in her case of Everest proportions) on her side? Buggered if I know!
Think you can probably guess the rest.
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35 years of Mr T has taught me one thing at least. It is pointless to argue with somebody who is always right (although there are times when I cannot prevent myself from trying!)
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ex wife to be is giving me greif over school fees and extra holiday dosh.. and just been told by doc in southampton (cost me £230.00 to get over here for a 30 min appointment) that i need a big op in sept.. expensive beer in the airport bar... and i'm not going to le mans this year!!!!!!!!!! :o
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.. and i'm not going to le mans this year!!!!!!!!!! :o
Fagey's beaten you hollow then Lord S, there are others in this world worse off than you...
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How do you argue with a woman who has common sense, right and the moral high ground (in her case of Everest proportions) on her side? Buggered if I know!
Think you can probably guess the rest.
You don't, you say "yes dear" ;D
Sorry you're having a tough time, well done for sticking at it though.
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Got the book and Tshirt from 2 years ago.
You have my deepest sympathy.
We managed to work it out.
Jerry
I admit I'm probably mostly to blame in my instance, because it seems that I drove Mrs jjkt15 to 'Religion'. Whereas, she has driven me the other way and round the bends sometimes.
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You don't, you say "yes dear" ;D
On our wedding day - 3rd June '78, in the Vicars speach, he said to me " Jerry, whatever happens, you will always have the last two words.............. Yes Dear............"
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Can anyone beat my bad day?
I could send you a picture of my piles!
H
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Can anyone beat my bad day?
I could send you a picture of my piles!
H
Many thanks BH, any of those bears on your try available?
Jerry
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.. and i'm not going to le mans this year!!!!!!!!!! :o
Fagey's beaten you hollow then Lord S, there are others in this world worse off than you...
Fagey
Jobs a bad 'un mate!
Sorry you won't be coming this year. My misdemeanours last year cost me - I missed my first Le Mans since 1994. Keeping my nose clean this year though. Sorry to hear about the big op, hope you are gonna be ok. Gutted about the expensive beer though.
Chin up
Steve
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yup.. bit of a bummer!!
will have to put the tent up in the garden, light a fire and drink 1664 until it runs out ;)
there is always next year, and I did manage the Motogp again this year..
gunna be in southampton BUPA for three days.. hope the hot and cold running nurses aint mooses ;D
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Can anyone beat my bad day?
I could send you a picture of my piles!
H
I tell you, it's not exactly Christmas every day down here either...
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Can anyone beat my bad day?
I could send you a picture of my piles!
H
I tell you, it's not exactly Christmas every day down here either...
How's it hanging dude?
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can wait to see BigHPs avatar
PM
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can wait to see BigHPs avatar
PM
I can!! :-\
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Please No!!!!!!!!
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Can anyone beat my bad day?
I could send you a picture of my piles!
H
Are they the lumps round the back?
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Bad day,its a bad day.
I have just realized that I have out foxed the fox,and will not be attending LeMans this year.
How ever I will be on a cruise somewhere in the Caribean,with no tv to even watch the race.
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Oh cr*p, Randy. Was looking forward to returning your Sebring hospitality. Next time, get that diary straight!
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How about this then.
Mrs Sconefinger has been in town all day with my debit card. Yorkshire has lost to Durham in the cricket. I've smacked by hand putting the Diff back in the Volvo and it has swollen like mad so bugger it I thought- time to go home. Had a quick look under the bonnet of my Alfa Bertie to check levels and the water header tank is full of oil! Its only done 2000 miles since a rather expensive rebuild. Now at home to find i'm out of bloody beer.
Pass me the rope:'(
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.... out of bloody beer.
It don't get much worse than that, do it?
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I spent the afternoon ironing. I win, no contest!
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I spent the afternoon ironing. I win, no contest!
That's the problem with living so close to LM, you don't have to pack as though you're going on an Everest expedition. If you forget anything you can pop home. ;D
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I spent the afternoon ironing. I win, no contest!
Irowhat??
Don't you have a magic basket? You should get one, they are great!! It's big wicker basket by the bathroom door. You put your dirty clothes in it and 24/48 hours later they appear in your wardrobe washed and pressed! They're great! I highly recommend them! 8)
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I spent the afternoon ironing. I win, no contest!
Irowhat??
Don't you have a magic basket? You should get one, they are great!! It's big wicker basket by the bathroom door. You put your dirty clothes in it and 24/48 hours later they appear in your wardrobe washed and pressed! They're great! I highly recommend them! 8)
Be careful JP, if SWMBO reads this, you might get some minus brownie points.
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I spent the afternoon ironing. I win, no contest!
Irowhat??
Don't you have a magic basket? You should get one, they are great!! It's big wicker basket by the bathroom door. You put your dirty clothes in it and 24/48 hours later they appear in your wardrobe washed and pressed! They're great! I highly recommend them! 8)
Be careful JP, if SWMBO reads this, you might get some minus brownie points.
Hi, long time no speak
What does the 'S' stand for in swmbo, Ican work out the rest, by the way I actually enjoy ironing as it is close to the TV in the dining room also the vodka... shirts are best???? wife does the rest.
>Martini...
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From Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She_(novel)
"She: A History of Adventure is a novel by H. Rider Haggard, first serialized in The Graphic from October 1886 to January 1887. In reprints it was extraordinarily popular in its day, and it remains in print to the present day (2007).
"The title is short for "She Who Must Be Obeyed", a translation of the Arabic honorific used for Ayesha by the Amahagger, a tribe whom she has enslaved. (The phrase acquired additional significance in British popular culture as the name by which John Mortimer's character Horace Rumpole refers to his wife.)"
I think most remember it from Rumpole rather than Haggard - I certainly do.
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I spent the afternoon ironing. I win, no contest!
Irowhat??
Don't you have a magic basket? You should get one, they are great!! It's big wicker basket by the bathroom door. You put your dirty clothes in it and 24/48 hours later they appear in your wardrobe washed and pressed! They're great! I highly recommend them! 8)
Mr Termite has often suggested this to me. His takes around 3-4 weeks to work though.
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As far as I'm concerned the only "She Who Must Be Obeyed" is our lovely Monarch, however 'erindorz' might have something to say about that if she reads this!!
Visions of 'eunuch' come to mind!
Jerry
