Title: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Lorry on January 23, 2007, 03:46:55 pm
Following the new rules for marked pitches in the campsites, I understand that new rules will also apply to the stands, and an outline of the requirements is given in this website
http://www.under-tec.com/index.php
http://www.under-tec.com/index.php
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Bob U on January 23, 2007, 04:04:17 pm
From the testemonials.
"I have told everyone about your product and while this is a guarantee of a few hilarious minutes at first, most everyone is pretty interested in knowing more. I can only reiterate that your ingenuity has made me and my family's lives so much pleasanter! Best wishes and keep up the production." Lynn M.
How on earth do you turn a dinner party conversation round to this?
Another product from the fun police I think
"I have told everyone about your product and while this is a guarantee of a few hilarious minutes at first, most everyone is pretty interested in knowing more. I can only reiterate that your ingenuity has made me and my family's lives so much pleasanter! Best wishes and keep up the production." Lynn M.
How on earth do you turn a dinner party conversation round to this?
Another product from the fun police I think
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Muzorewa on January 23, 2007, 04:40:41 pm
How on earth do you turn a dinner party conversation round to this?
Probably when someone tries to liberate a silent one but lets a real buttock-wobbler go by mistake :-[
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: knetter on January 23, 2007, 04:41:37 pm
We should buy a bunch and pass them out to the french ;D
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: MIKE C (Liverpool Boys) on January 23, 2007, 06:36:40 pm
These were mentioned on Steve Wright in the afternoon yesterday. It is a bit like Billy Connelly's inconternance pants story.
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Lorry on January 24, 2007, 12:47:03 am
I recon that about 50 should last the week, provided you stay off the Merguez
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Steve Pyro on January 24, 2007, 05:52:54 pm
It's the Tartiflete that does it for me :-\
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Andy Zarse on January 24, 2007, 06:04:50 pm
Don't talk to me about bloody tartiflete. I've just spent a week in Chamonix, it's in the Savoy region of France. Tartiflete is a Savoyard speciality. It also made our party of jolly english skiers resoundingly sick and trotting off to the toilet the whole time. The fools wouldn't listen to me or the Gimp.
The food in that whole region of France is as utterly disgusting as any I have had the misfortune to eat anywhere in the world, including fermented cabbage in Korea and anything at all in Scotland. Savoyard food offers a great choice of either ham or cheese or ham and cheese. If you don't like them then tough luck. Anyway it's all absolute filth, gloopy, badly cooked and completely over-priced. Guess the cost of this digusting and stone cold hotdog and chips with a small 33cl beer. I would add that I stole the grated cheese after I'd paid such was my shock and anger with the nasty theiving old hag who ran the joint.
The food in that whole region of France is as utterly disgusting as any I have had the misfortune to eat anywhere in the world, including fermented cabbage in Korea and anything at all in Scotland. Savoyard food offers a great choice of either ham or cheese or ham and cheese. If you don't like them then tough luck. Anyway it's all absolute filth, gloopy, badly cooked and completely over-priced. Guess the cost of this digusting and stone cold hotdog and chips with a small 33cl beer. I would add that I stole the grated cheese after I'd paid such was my shock and anger with the nasty theiving old hag who ran the joint.
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Muzorewa on January 24, 2007, 08:16:13 pm
And serving beer in a Coke carton >:( Whatever next ::)
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Fran on January 24, 2007, 09:33:38 pm
I cant understand making them for ladies - everyone knows we dont fart!!! :angel:
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Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Andy Zarse on January 25, 2007, 06:04:09 pm
And serving beer in a Coke carton >:( Whatever next ::)
I was charged 3.50Eu for that paper cup. Empty! The beer was on top. Anyone want to hazzard a guess at the cost of this delicious and nutritious repast?
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Steve Pyro on January 26, 2007, 04:35:52 pm
You should have had the Tartiflete, Andy.
There was a short history piece and recipe given out on Woman's Hour today ::)
There was a short history piece and recipe given out on Woman's Hour today ::)
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Bob U on January 26, 2007, 06:02:53 pm
Womans Hour? I was right about you drinking G&T :-*
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Steve Pyro on January 26, 2007, 06:26:37 pm
Womans Hour? I was right about you drinking G&T :-*
Only 'Pinkers'. I am an Officer and a Gentleman, after all :o
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Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Bob U on January 26, 2007, 06:34:45 pm
Why drink it? It appears you don't like the taste.
Womans Hour surely must be one of the longest running radio shows. I remember my mum listening to it when I was a mere knee high
Womans Hour surely must be one of the longest running radio shows. I remember my mum listening to it when I was a mere knee high
Title: Re: New Requirements for Grandstands
Post by: Steve Pyro on January 26, 2007, 07:07:23 pm
I must have been getting 'tired and emotional' ::)
