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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Bob U on December 21, 2006, 12:27:32 pm



Title: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Bob U on December 21, 2006, 12:27:32 pm
Have a great Christmas and new year guys. I'm off to find some snow and get pissed.

Have a good one.

  Bob


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: fagey on December 21, 2006, 12:28:53 pm
Enjoy matey!!... my bleedin mother is turning up for a week :'(


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: monkey on December 21, 2006, 02:15:38 pm
Yes have great Christmas one and all and a Happy New year. Monkey (Simon) :)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Piglet on December 21, 2006, 02:50:33 pm
Happy Christmas to all!   We're off to "the country" and back to the world of dial up so probably won't be on here! 

Have a good one everybody.  Just think - less than six months to LM!  ;D


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: gibberish on December 21, 2006, 02:54:17 pm
Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year to everyone.  I shall be horse riding on Chrismas morning, and then girlfriend riding after that   ;D ;)

Gib


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 21, 2006, 03:08:22 pm
Balls to christmas and a big HUMBUG to each and everyone >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: gibberish on December 21, 2006, 03:10:13 pm
I see you are still in your usual festive spirit Andrew!  One day you will learn to enjoy yourself.  How's the Commer?  ;D


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 21, 2006, 03:11:33 pm
How's the Commer?  ;D

Dead.


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: gibberish on December 21, 2006, 03:12:29 pm
 :o :o :o :o :o :o

How so?


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 21, 2006, 03:19:05 pm
Myocardial infarction leading to death by coronary thrombosis. Too much cholesterol they reckon.


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: gibberish on December 21, 2006, 03:20:19 pm
Myocardial infarction leading to death by coronary thrombosis. Too much cholesterol they reckon.


Any chance of clearing the arteries, and restarting the heart?


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 21, 2006, 03:24:31 pm
Nope. Dead as a Dodo. Pushing up the daisies. Gone to 'eaven and joined the bleedin' choir invisibule. But merry christmas. Are you still one of those sex people we all keep reading about?


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: gibberish on December 21, 2006, 03:26:56 pm
Nope. Dead as a Dodo. Pushing up the daisies. Gone to 'eaven and joined the bleedin' choir invisibule. But merry christmas. Are you still one of those sex people we all keep reading about?


Sad new indeed   :'( :'( :'(

Not sure about the other part of your message, but she's talking about a special outfit on Christmas day.  Something to do with Ann Summers whoever she is  ;)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 21, 2006, 03:43:39 pm
Don't do it! Well not unless you want your
 large intestine rinsed out with hot Nescafe.


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: gibberish on December 21, 2006, 03:46:57 pm
Don't do it! Well not unless you want you're large intestine rinsed out with hot Nescafe.

(http://www.medicaltoys.com/Nur47.html)


Nothing to do with Nurses and Doctors, I assure you.  It's apparently all very festive, if a little brief, if you get my meaning.  ;)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Andy Zarse on December 21, 2006, 03:56:10 pm
You mean like this?

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/chrissybear/sexy_santa.jpg)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: gibberish on December 21, 2006, 03:58:37 pm
That seems to be the general idea.  Should make for an interesting Dinner!


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Snoring Rhino on December 21, 2006, 05:01:35 pm
Merry Christmas everyone, wishing all lots falling over juice and as many goodies as possible 
Cheers
Ian ;D ;D ;D
P.S. Shock, Horror, Surely the iconic Commer cant be dead! :'(


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Queen Vic of the Melans on December 21, 2006, 05:12:02 pm
I've been useless lately (some may say I'm always useless!?)...

I haven't even had time to catch up on the photos and news from the Rotterdam party...  Really sorry I couldn't be there!  Sebring is looking unlikely which is a pain but as we're half way through the year, I'm looking fwd to seeing everyone in June!

Enough rambling from me - just wanted to wish everyone a VERY Merry Christmas (I know how much you all drink so I have no doubts it will be Merry) and all the best for the New Year!!  Is anyone going to the autosport show in January?

Take care, Vicky xx


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: pretzel on December 21, 2006, 05:31:53 pm
Balls to christmas and a big HUMBUG to each and everyone >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Cheers Andy. Hope your New Year's present to yourself cheers you up a bit when it arrives ;)

A merry Christmas from me to everyone else.


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Nordic on December 21, 2006, 06:20:04 pm
Merry Christmas and a Happy new year.

Thanks for all the amusing and interesting posts through 2006, rarely a day has gone by without something that made me smile flashing up onto my screen.

I am looking forward to more in 2007.

(And a big thanks to all those that make this site possible)

Cheers..


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Piglet on December 21, 2006, 06:20:24 pm
Umm small point, given Mr Zarse's contributions to the thread could someone either convert the pics to links or mark the thread NSFW!   I think I may just have worried the small boy who collects our post!  


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Perdu on December 21, 2006, 09:32:50 pm
Piglet?

Wassup?

All CA threads are mandated to be NSFW, surely?

Shoulda known better, still...


HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.

See you all at the Poo Bar, sometime June-ish

(now we need a santa smiley dont we)

 ;D



Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Lorry on December 21, 2006, 09:34:00 pm
Be festive, try this
http://www.elfattack.com/


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: amazing 1 on December 21, 2006, 09:37:08 pm
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all CA'ers.

Your Friend
Randy


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Piglet on December 21, 2006, 09:49:41 pm
Piglet?

Wassup?

All CA threads are mandated to be NSFW, surely?

Shoulda known better, still...


HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.

See you all at the Poo Bar, sometime June-ish

(now we need a santa smiley dont we)

 ;D



Yeah, I know  ;D  It doesn't bother me - it just wasn't quite what I expected to pop up on the screen on a Merry Christmas thread! 

The post boy now really wonders what I do for fun!


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: SteveB on December 21, 2006, 10:17:03 pm
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter/summer solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practice of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. Furthermore, and notwithstanding any limitations heretofore, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great. (This is not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "country" in the world). All heretofore without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wishee.

BY ACCEPTING THIS GREETING YOU HEREBY ACCEPT THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal without notice. It is not transferable, it implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. This does not affect your statutory rights

DISCLAIMER
This post may or may not have been forged by a person or persons unknown on my posting credentials



Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Rusty on December 22, 2006, 01:10:33 am
ARRRRRRRRSE
:D


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Canada Phil on December 22, 2006, 05:44:07 am
Merry Winter Solstice to all :o
 Now that winter has arrived it can leave ;D
 Canada Phil


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: fagey on December 22, 2006, 08:47:01 am
Yup.. I suppose it is time to wish everyone seasonal felicitations (?!?) from the vat and tax free (nearly) haven of peace and tranquility that is the jewel of the channel.... Jersey ;D


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: powermite on December 22, 2006, 08:53:16 am
and best wishes to you all from the WANCs.

PM


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Christopher on December 22, 2006, 09:12:57 am

Hope you all have a safe and enjoyable break.

(10 days off work.......oh joy!)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: hgb on December 22, 2006, 09:45:33 am
Yes, best wishes from here too. Merry Christmas.


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: termietermite on December 22, 2006, 09:55:32 am
Joyeux Noel from Mr & Mrs Termite in the Sarthe to all on Club Arnarge, except for Andy Z, to whom we award a large humbug.


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: nickliv on December 22, 2006, 10:11:08 am
Seasons greetings, and my thoughts are with you if you're travelling over the festive (insert a 'non' if you're mr Zarse) period.


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Jay (Team Cannonball) on December 22, 2006, 10:37:58 am
Ho Ho Ho

Merry Christmas everyone.

Have fun off work, have a thought for those of us that have to work over the festive period.



Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Bob U on December 22, 2006, 11:39:02 am
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Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Dark Warrior on December 22, 2006, 11:56:15 am

For those whose company I had the pleasure of this year... Many thanks & I look forward to seeing you next year...


Best Wishes To All...


DW


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Paddy_NL on December 22, 2006, 01:11:01 pm
Best holiday wishes to everybody. And please remember...

(http://www.drinkingforholland.com/Paddy/KeepDrinking.jpg)

;D


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Neil on December 22, 2006, 01:47:26 pm
Merry Christmas to one and all, and just for a laugh try this link.

   http://www.elfyourself.com/


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Steve Pyro on December 22, 2006, 03:45:21 pm
Felis Navidad to one and all.

I've just got back from one of those out of town multi national hypermarket money hungry scum bag places - a word of warning - stay at home people.





Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Mr. Rick on December 22, 2006, 04:01:11 pm
Well bugger me sideways, really ought to start the shopping (I kid you not!).

Have a very merry and messy Crimbo ;D


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: FATHERCHRISTMAS on December 22, 2006, 04:13:00 pm
Wishing all Club Arnage members a very merry Christmas and a very happy New Year.
Hope you liked the film I brought you Andy Zarse ;)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: mgmark on December 22, 2006, 07:25:14 pm
A very Merry Christmas and a good New Year to all - hope you all have good ones.  Here's to start of 2007, when the motorsport season kicks off on 6 January with the Dakar - hurrah!

MG Mark


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on December 22, 2006, 08:31:12 pm
Best wishes to all from all The Liverpool Boys.


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: LangTall on December 22, 2006, 11:08:00 pm
Best wishes to all of you. :)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: nopanic - neil on December 22, 2006, 11:47:49 pm
Merry Christmas to everyone. Have a good and safe one.

(http://www.acslink.aone.net.au/~ncc/Images/Xmas2001/oops1.gif)

How many days to Le mans?


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Nordic on December 23, 2006, 06:15:23 pm
http://www.thecompassgroup.biz/merryxmas.swf

 :angel: :angel: :angel:


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: MIKE C (Liverpool Boys) on December 23, 2006, 08:07:20 pm
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL. 

From Mike & Dad(Bill)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: jpchenet on December 23, 2006, 08:25:27 pm
Merry Christmas Everbody

Here's wishing you all a healthy, prosperous and motor racing filled New Year!!

See you all in Sebring, Le Mans, Spa and Silverstone


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: smokie on December 23, 2006, 08:36:57 pm
What is there to add?

Merry Christmas one and all!!   :)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Dave H on December 23, 2006, 08:48:26 pm
Merry Christmas everyone!


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Canada Phil on December 24, 2006, 06:31:13 am
Seasons Greetings to all my friends here at Club Arnage.
Can haedly wait for Sebring
Canada Phil


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Doris on December 24, 2006, 09:23:12 am
I decided not to do Christmas this year and hopped on a plane to Dubai.  The weather is glorious and the pool looks very inviting.

May each and every one of you enjoy the season in your own way.  I'm off to get a cold one out of the fridge.   Cheers  ;D

Dx


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Pieter on December 24, 2006, 10:17:24 am
Have a good one over there, Doris!

I don't believe I have ever had a greater year than 2006. I really became a car race nut this year, visited so many races and met so many nice people that it really was a life changing experience.

Thanks, Club Arnage members, for being part of that and I hope to continue meeting you for beers trackside anywhere in the world.

Wishing all of you and yours a Merry Christmas and a fantastic 2007!


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Chris (Liverpool Boys) on December 24, 2006, 12:16:43 pm
Merry Christmas and a Happy new year to everyone


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Boorish Grobian on December 24, 2006, 06:14:52 pm
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all our friends on CA.  Looking forward to seeing all of those coming over for Sebring in a few month's.
Fax


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: helmetpurple on December 24, 2006, 07:18:49 pm
Merry Christmas and happy at prospereous New Year to one and all


Jim


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: termietermite on December 24, 2006, 09:20:30 pm
Looking forward to seeing all of those coming over for Sebring in a few month's.
Fax
Only 10 weeks or so!  That thought will cheer up the winter evenings.


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Lorry on December 24, 2006, 09:25:25 pm
..... visited so many races and met so many nice people that it really was a life changing experience.
So the beer's got nothing to do with it ::)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Martini...LB on December 24, 2006, 09:51:19 pm
Merry Christmas to you all, be safe, be wise, be prosperous, but most of all be happy.

The very, very best to you and all your loved ones,

>Martini...


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: alibongo on December 24, 2006, 10:29:55 pm
Hey seasons greetings to all you guys n girls in C/A see you next year  :angel:


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: rcutler on December 25, 2006, 02:22:32 am
Well seeing as it is the actual day I thought I would wish you all a

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Although I expect to be back before the end of the year!


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Mr. Invincible Mou on December 25, 2006, 09:45:51 am
(http://www.iconarchive.com/icon/seasonal/christmas-smilies-by-livepencil/Reindeer.gif) (http://www.iconarchive.com/icon/seasonal/christmas-smilies-by-livepencil/Snowman1.gif) (http://www.iconarchive.com/icon/seasonal/christmas-smilies-by-livepencil/Santa2.gif)

Ho Ho Ho

Merry Christmas Everybody.

Hope you all have a Great Day!

(http://www.iconarchive.com/icon/seasonal/christmas-smilies-by-livepencil/Holly3.gif) (http://www.iconarchive.com/icon/seasonal/christmas-smilies-by-livepencil/Holly1.gif) (http://www.iconarchive.com/icon/seasonal/christmas-smilies-by-livepencil/Holly3.gif)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Dirk3D_NL on December 25, 2006, 10:01:14 am
merry Christmas all  :)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: smokie on December 25, 2006, 10:03:39 am
Be interesting to see who else posts on Christmas Day (apart from the spammers, two today!)

Enjoy your day one and all!!


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Lawnmower Man on December 25, 2006, 10:05:32 am

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious
persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
accepted Gregorian calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
have helped make our country great and without regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting
is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or
others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the

wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual

application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish.


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: powermite on December 25, 2006, 11:17:21 am
rest assured,i'm here as always Smokie

Happy Xmas Day everyone

PM

PS Lawnmowerman.See page 2 of this thread.I think your writing partner beat you to it


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: LangTall on December 25, 2006, 12:17:01 pm
Be interesting to see who else posts on Christmas Day (apart from the spammers, two today!)

Enjoy your day one and all!!
To bad you missed one then smookster, reported it just a second ago. ;)

Just had brunch, kids are playing with there gameboys, and I'm spending time on the internet. What a great day Christmas is. (http://forum.drinkingforholland.com/images/smiles/clownxmas.gif)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: FATHERCHRISTMAS on December 25, 2006, 01:10:37 pm
Ah well that's me done for another year all prezzie's delivered i am knackered, off home now to get ratted.
Until next year, Have a great day one and all.
Santa.


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Jay (Team Cannonball) on December 25, 2006, 01:16:42 pm
Merry Xmas Everybody.

Santa brought me an Aston Martin DBR9.

The Scalextric one of course  ;)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Paddy_NL on December 25, 2006, 04:12:58 pm
Merry Christmas every one!

Pretty busy here filling up the new ipod, only 280 cds to go 8)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: jpchenet on December 25, 2006, 05:33:48 pm
I hope you are all having as "Merry" a Christmas as I am!!!!!!   ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Stu on December 25, 2006, 05:59:03 pm
Hope you are all enjoying your day. I've been for a curry and I'm off to work. I'm off for 4 days tomorrow though.


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: alibongo on December 25, 2006, 08:25:46 pm
Merry Xmas Everybody.

Santa brought me an Aston Martin DBR9.

The Scalextric one of course  ;)

Hey I got a 1967 Shelby GT-500  (1/18 scale) damn !


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Robspot on December 25, 2006, 09:53:29 pm
Yeah merry christmas everyone


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Paddy_NL on December 26, 2006, 02:37:56 pm
Hey smokie, no remarks allowed on the Pope?


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: johnevans3 on December 26, 2006, 03:11:15 pm
Sorry, I'm a little late on the Merry Christmas greeting but belated as it is, I hope all of you had a joyous occasion.
...and Happy New Year to all!!!!


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: LangTall on December 26, 2006, 10:46:57 pm
Hey smokie, no remarks allowed on the Pope?
I guess so, I'm missing a rather harmless post of mine? ???


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Paddy_NL on December 26, 2006, 11:50:16 pm
Oh go on, Long One - just two more posts to make you "God" here ;)

;D


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: smokie on December 27, 2006, 12:22:40 am
Hey smokie, no remarks allowed on the Pope?

I didn't understand the comment but I guessed it may have offended some so I edited it, Lang Talls was related so looked silly once I edited the other...



Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: LangTall on December 27, 2006, 12:24:32 am
Oh go on, Long One - just two more posts to make you "God" here ;)

;D
That's right my friend! ;D

No offence taken Smookster. ;)


Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: Nobby Diesel on December 28, 2006, 12:44:40 am
OK, very late.

Have a great Christmas everyone.

No motorsport connection, apart from the fact that my son son got his first Scalectrix set this year. Two and a half years  old, and he's alreay beating me!

I bought a Nintendo Wii for the rabbits, but they don't want to play it! i guess it's mine now!!!



Title: Re: The we wish you a merry Christmas thread
Post by: BigH on December 28, 2006, 08:27:52 pm
Merry christmas, happy new year, humbug, apples and pears, yuletide logs, roasted chestnuts, stuffed socks and all that festive malarky to everyone.
H