Title: What is this years ultimate camp accessory
Post by: Liszt on April 24, 2003, 05:51:27 pm
We've seen the showers, baths, pools, jaccuzzi, fridges, freezers, sattellite telly. and more
Last year we were campped next to Germans which initially might sound bad, except they had a fully kitted out bar with cold beer on tap which they were willing to share for a cold shower.
So come on, what is this years must have toy/gadget/novelty beer holder?
Last year we were campped next to Germans which initially might sound bad, except they had a fully kitted out bar with cold beer on tap which they were willing to share for a cold shower.
So come on, what is this years must have toy/gadget/novelty beer holder?
Title: Re:What is this years ultimate camp accessory
Post by: Matt Harper on April 24, 2003, 09:15:10 pm
A friggin' ticket, by the sound of things.
We took a mobile gas chamber in 2001. It was decided that we would have a feast of barbequed king prawns, just about the time the biblical flood started in anger. In order to protect our precious seafood from the deluge, we placed our gas barby inside one of our tents and began our carnival of corpulent crustacia - all washed down with lashings of ginger beer.
The carbon monoxide induced halucinations began shortly thereafter and the fact that the barby was burning with a smoky, yellow flame went largely unnoticed. Even when members of the party began frothing at the mouth, collapsing in convulsions and projectile vomiting, it was put down to 'a bad pint'.
Thankfully there were no fatalities, just a vague memory of taking a trip to France for some reason or other and the strange aftertaste of glutinous, butanous shellfish.
We took a mobile gas chamber in 2001. It was decided that we would have a feast of barbequed king prawns, just about the time the biblical flood started in anger. In order to protect our precious seafood from the deluge, we placed our gas barby inside one of our tents and began our carnival of corpulent crustacia - all washed down with lashings of ginger beer.
The carbon monoxide induced halucinations began shortly thereafter and the fact that the barby was burning with a smoky, yellow flame went largely unnoticed. Even when members of the party began frothing at the mouth, collapsing in convulsions and projectile vomiting, it was put down to 'a bad pint'.
Thankfully there were no fatalities, just a vague memory of taking a trip to France for some reason or other and the strange aftertaste of glutinous, butanous shellfish.
Title: Re:What is this years ultimate camp accessory
Post by: larry on April 25, 2003, 01:21:51 am
How about a 2mb Internet Connection and WiFi Hotspot?
Title: Re:What is this years ultimate camp accessory
Post by: Stu on April 25, 2003, 09:52:53 am
Does Liz Hurley count. That woud be my favourite camping accessory.
Title: Re:What is this years ultimate camp accessory
Post by: Darren on April 25, 2003, 10:17:30 am
We had our own bog seat last year !
Done the shower/mother of all gazeebo's/etc. etc. Liz Hurley or Helena Christensen on the shopping list for this year !
Failing that a water proof hammock as it is bound to rain this year after last years weather.
Darren
Done the shower/mother of all gazeebo's/etc. etc. Liz Hurley or Helena Christensen on the shopping list for this year !
Failing that a water proof hammock as it is bound to rain this year after last years weather.
Darren
Title: Re:What is this years ultimate camp accessory
Post by: Ruptured Duck Motorsport on April 25, 2003, 10:26:39 am
A prefabricated building complete with bar, .... :P
Title: Re:What is this years ultimate camp accessory
Post by: BigH on April 25, 2003, 01:28:22 pm
Does Liz Hurley have a whiffy hotspot then? She looks so nice on the telly...
Title: Re:What is this years ultimate camp accessory
Post by: IanB on April 25, 2003, 01:48:38 pm
Surely BigH would want a fully fitted garage workshop!!
Or is that a sore point!!
IanB
Or is that a sore point!!
IanB
Title: Re:What is this years ultimate camp accessory
Post by: Christopher on April 25, 2003, 03:28:17 pm
A church.....and vicar......
so I can drag my mate and future wife over to get married at the race.....therefore I will only have to step away from the circuit for a few minutes to do my best man duties.....
so I can drag my mate and future wife over to get married at the race.....therefore I will only have to step away from the circuit for a few minutes to do my best man duties.....
Title: Re:What is this years ultimate camp accessory
Post by: Stu on April 25, 2003, 04:10:44 pm
A church.....and vicar......
so I can drag my mate and future wife over to get married at the race.....therefore I will only have to step away from the circuit for a few minutes to do my best man duties.....
so I can drag my mate and future wife over to get married at the race.....therefore I will only have to step away from the circuit for a few minutes to do my best man duties.....
Some mate he is. Obviously under the thumb already. Have to rush as I have the vacumning and dishes to do
Stu
Title: Re:What is this years ultimate camp accessory
Post by: Andy on April 27, 2003, 01:36:13 am
how about a vibrating car of your choice bottle openner.
OR MOOSE. sorry phil hoped to slip one in!!
OR MOOSE. sorry phil hoped to slip one in!!
Title: Re:What is this years ultimate camp accessory
Post by: Canada Phil on April 27, 2003, 04:55:03 am
Hi Andy, Moose will be hanging out in Maison Blanche again.
Canada phil
Canada phil
