Club Arnage

• 2 mini moto's, one red, one black, sign written with my website details on
  
  Ticket wallet, containing ticket, bank card, and a nice quantity of money
  
  £110 cash removed 2 days later from said bank card, once account stopped
  
  Wing Mirror on the bus
  
  Bentley Lanyard and Ticket holder
  
  Right sided Puma Trainer, size 8, in white

If seen ( first 2 items maybe around Portsmouth ) kicking available to those in possesion required please



Otherwise quite a good and not too costly le mans.... ( well cheaper than last years )

Nothing pinched or mislaid at all, not even my little gas cooker left out every night or my £10 *bay bike - which i only remembered to lock up one night out of five!

I did have a thought in my head just now about something I had to remember to  do, but thats gone completely... not sure I can blame the pikeys for that tho  :-\

None taken by pikeys.

We left the pikey gods a BBQ, 2 bags of coal and some unwanted food, all taken before we arose monday morning and nowt else taken, so not them.....

I keep reading it but I don't know what it is...

What's a "Pikey"?

-Lee

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What's a "Pikey"?"

I think they might be most politely described as scavengers... of the opportunistic variety!  8)

Oh, you Americans  ::).

Good evening Lee.
A 'pikey' is a quaint term for a gypsy, a traveller, a romany etc etc.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikey

Nothing quaint about the way we use the word tho!   ;)

My tongue was firmly in my cheek Fran  ;)

Oh OK - I thought you just had a lil troublesome chunk of merguez trapped in there!!  :P

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/BradRWills/pikeysshoe.jpg)

And this is what happens if we ever catch one stealing....

this one belonged to the pikey who decided to steal out of a fellow brits tent....having slapped him about a bit we handed him to security, who promptly kicked the shite out of him and sprayed him with mace.....

But can you guess who removed the pikeys shoe?  Answers on a PM, First correct answer wins a nice print of one of the lovely photos I took at the weekend - aston, corvette, audi, choice is yours.....

Member of Team Zarce


And i can play - I was un-consiously drunk.

is that a PM ??

But no - your answer is wrong....mainly because you cant spell :)

SPS, and Team Zarse all excluded from answering!

Thank you, that clears up a lot...

Low-life thievin' trash.

-Lee

I would love to think that the gimp pinned him down and sat on his face with a mesh-pantied whip striped bottom.... but I am troubled with these kind of thoughts from time to time ....  :-\

(oops sorry this wasnt a pm either)

Ya not far off there fran...someone did sit on him....

just for future reference, could someone translate into french the following please?

"if you cant give him to the police, please come back in 10 minutes to collect the prisoner, as we have a few things we'd like to "say" to him.  Please bring a stretcher"

:)

Why cant i play, i saw everyone there, was held up by some and still cant tell you who was there


So it wasnt one of our lot then ??


PM- Sorry thought maybe you meant Powermite  :D

twasnt one of our lot - and you were red hot...

incidentally it was ME that held you up....

Trying to explain that we thought we might have found your pass at 4am after you've had a skinful is one of the trickiest things i've ever had to do at Le-mans!!

You shoulda just slipped it under his pillow and told him the pass fairy had visited in the night (or early morning)  ;D

My wallet went, saturday night from my pocket. Muchos transactions through the small hours, how do they do that with no pin??? Most of the cash withdrawels have been stopped and the rest to be sorted by the fraud squad.

Why do they put the lost or stolen card number on teh back of your card? Oh they have gone, better call the number, doh! Lesson learnt, bung it in your phone.

AHHH!!!  Moral dilemma!!! 

Not being a member of one of the aforementioned teams, but being in the presence of some of one of them after said incident and hearing it first hand does give me something of an advantage. 

Can I still play?   ???

Think we must have been lucky we had 8 push bikes scattered around our campsite plus other gear which was not touched ;D ;D

Si vous ne pouvez pas le donner a un gendarmme, retournerez-vous s'il vous  plait en dix minutes pour prendre le prisonier parce-que nous avons quelques petites chose a lui dire.  Apportez aussi une civiere, s'il vous plait.

*ffing show-off I know but couldn't resist having a go.  Corrections please!

I would have been more inclined to use the verb "revenir"... :P

Much more frech than the approach we used

"cant you leave him here so we can kick sh!t out of him, then come back in 5 mins to transport him to the gate?"

OK  reviendrez then!

We didn't loose anything but merely swapped things on the Friday night.

We swapped a little motorbike and a folding chair for two cases of beer and a folding chair with a foot rest.

Seeing as it's the end of the week, I might as well own up. I took the shoe off the filthy miscreant, sorry M'lud, I mean defendant, and told him he'd never see it again. The idea was to make him walk home wearing only one shoe. Oh the humiliation! Instant frontier justice maybe, but still it's sometimes the most effective way of policing. I didn't see him taken away by the "Security" as I'd nipped back to the Commer to fetch a big pot of Waxoyl underseal and a pillow so we could tar and feather him. Unfortunately, being slightly on the giddy side post-poo bar, I forgot all about it, got way-layed and ended up drinking beer with, well, somebody or other, I'm not sure it could have been anyone... ???