Club Arnage

first things first - I lost my digital camera there, or I should say one of my fellow T.W.A.T.S. lost my camera by asking some stranger to take a photo of our human pyramid and we haven't seen it since. if found you can keep the camera if you don't mind sending me the memory card, the photos to me are worth more than the camera!

great to see everyone there, and hopefully the T.W.A.T.S. put on a good show - annual cork fight, human pyramids and my new favourite how far up the lamp post can we get an "I've been twated" sticker. Hats off to the chap who did it all the way to the top, we salute you.

now I'm going back to bed to catch up on some sleep and try to remember what else went on. By the way who won?

I must compliment you on the efforts you did to build the pyramids, thank god no-one actually got hurt too bad (except for the guy trying to talk his way into significantly more attention from Petra hehe )

If anyone has any good photos of the poo bar please post them as I dont think that any of the other T.W.A.T.S. took cameras with them.

Thanks in advance

Jon

Unfortunately, I didn't have a camera with me at the bar. Note to self: bring this essential item next year.

I salute the T.W.A.T.S. for putting up such a great show at the bar. I hope nobody gut hurt. That was great entertainment and fun.

I've got video of some of the poo bar gathering including some of the your pyramid attempts.    Will try to get edited ASAP.   I'll probably only use a bit of it in my edit so drop me a pm if you want the unedited video of you guys and I'll try to sort it out -

Piglet, you have PM.

Top effort on the huge T.W.A.T.S flag  :D

I believ there are many photos on route to me via my lot, so within a week or 2 they should be about.

I'm working on the pictures they'll be in my Le Mans section at the DFH-site later today or tomorrow. When they are I'll post some pictures in the relevant topics and refer to my gallery for the rest.

I have a lot of Hi-res DSLR pictures from the poo-bar, including the pyramids and the cork war.

Ruth my other half was who is a waif, had been seconded to top out one of the pyramids. To be fair she was well game for it. But once she saw the pyramid come down one layer away from the top, she confessed to have lost her bottle and asked if we could disappear in case you tried again.

My humble apologies to all at the Poo Bar on saturday i had planned to come and join in the festivities but due to a complete lack of self contol of one of our group who got completely spannard and the become a complete arse causing me to have a sense of humour failure i felt it best that i went back to the hotel.  >:( >:(

I would like to thank Jay and Captain Chaos for the singing display on friday in the town, i don't think i have laughed so much in a long time.

Andy

Robbo, Will sort out the group photo for you tonight.

I'll also send some of the others I took around the gathering including the pyramid

Top banana

And direct from Mr J Gore himself

Voila.

He will e-mail me the full high res version, which shall be put on sps.net very soon for all to have a look at.

Must have been asleep for this one......dont remember it being taken??

Right, now who's going to do the caption so I know who's who?  (me front row, far right by the way)

On DrinkingforHolland.com in the photo albums is my le mans album. No with pictures of the poo bar added including the pyramids. You can find them at http://gallery.drinkingforholland.com/main.php?g2_itemId=24

My album is mentioned there by my nickname.

Perhaps you can throw some light on how I found three 'twatted' stickers in my kipsack on Sunday morning?  And, 'no', I didn't fall in fully dressed for them to fall off my shirt!!!

(http://www.buttmonkeys.co.uk/gallery/albums/LM06/naughty_monkeys.sized.jpg)

Finally we have your Champagne bottle. Evil sneer. Next year our mission will be to replace said bottle without getting caught.

Our name? The Buttmonkeys. Our mission? To t*at the T.W.A.T.S

Leave the TWATS alone. Don't you know they're dyslexic.

"I've been Twated" indeed!  :(

When I first saw it one of their stickers I thought it must be from a family group called The Thwaits.

Ahh Godber, you beat me to it....

What a night in the Champagne tent that was. Top effort to the T.W.A.T.S. for adding to the entertainment - yet another debauched night of champagne carnage got even funnier.

Here's our very own 'Linen King' scaling the dizzy heights of that Lamp post.

(http://www.buttmonkeys.co.uk/gallery/albums/LM06/LM06_0120.sized.jpg)

This 'victory' over the T.W.A.T.S led to our new song for the night: 'W f*cked the tw**ts' - genius songwriting ;D which was quite amusing. Top drunken anarchy veiled only slightly by the presence of lots of champagne - everyone deserves a salute.

Godber I was only going to allude to the alleged heinous crime that took place in the vicinity of the champagne tent  :P I still can't believe no one noticed.

Top that T.W.A.T.S  ;D

See you all in the Tent again next year then - for another Buttmonkey/Tyresmoke/tw**t session of total carnage

edited to add: Sorry to hear about your camera, president. That's not a good thing to have happen. 'Fraid I have no clues as I was generally too pissed to venture from the table to the verge of chaos so observed from a distance instead...

Welcome to the forum Godber :). I didn't actually taste any of that stuff, but I'm told it's overrated and overpriced.