Club Arnage

In response to the Houx thread that we are now discussing were things were nicked i though we should have a thread. Anything you see on this list I would suggest putting away at night. It may also worry a few people on the campsite that features the most!!

Campsite: Maison Blanche
Year: 2004
Item: Table with three legs, (we had the forth  ;D)
Repsonsible: Pikeys

We left it behind

Campsite: Maison Blanche
Year 2003
Item: Pair of Trainers
Responsibe: Unknown

Ian's only pair of shoes left outside tent on Sat night!! Muppet!!!

Last year (2005) Brian Liverpool chased 2 lads looking through our stuff. Nothing nicked but close. Although we packed up before the end of the race everything except the fridge. That was gone when we came back.

As per the Houx thread

Expo 2003

They really had a good clear out of our encampment...as there were 10 of us.

table
5 chairs
cd player
20 cd's
600 ciggys
3 michel valliant dvds
portable gas bbq
water pistols

and that's what I can remember. ???

wtf!!!   :o

Not seen the movie then.,...Fran!!!!!

Yes i have, very good too in places, but i dont travel with 3 copies!!   ;D

I do believe it was free with the program that year. Unless you are an ACO member and the film was not included  ???

I have bought a copy but still not watched it yet over 12 months later.

Good grief, will they stop at nothing, stealing Michael Vaillant dvds.

The Cd player and fags I can understand.

What are we going to do?

It was very amusing when, 25+ of us stood up and sang  " You stole my Bar B Que, You stole my Bar B Que ........." to a Pikey riding around MB on a little wheeled push bike in 2004 whilst watching the football with SPS (  :-[ )

Well dont take it over to LM..there seems to be some stockpiling going on....

The p****s had my rucksack out of my tent and nicks bumbag out of his whilst we were eating. this was on Bleu back in 2001
I lost camera+300MM Lens, walkman and oakley shade, nick lost Digital video cam and mobile.
we found his bumbag 10yds away, no trace of my stuff but the half bottle of water.
got burnt and learned

As a newbie,How will I be able to spot THE PIKIES ? ???

Dont worry Amazing, they will spot you!!!!

F

(they are also the least drunk people there!!)

Amazing
If you catch the b******s, give 'em a good hiding!

Knock their 'kin heads off!

The lession that you should be learning is not to leave anything in your tent of any value. I just leave  my airbed, sleeping bag and pillow and a few clothes. Everything else goes in the car .

Randy don't be worried about these stories, most of the stuff that goes "missing" happens on the saturday or Sunday when no one is around. Because you are camping with us/dfh/jpc there will always be someone around. There will always be space for you to store stuff in the motorhome and you need not worry.

The only stuff that p***ies have had in previous years have been left unattended.

Rick.

Not to worry I am from the deep south.We know now to handle horse thieves.It wont be pretty.

And once they are tarred and feathered they will alot easier spot. :o ;D

Now that could be fun!!!   ;D ;D

I think Rick is right, we are a huge group, also the brethren will be close, so if we catch any of them, we should have some fun with em!!! I was thinking of a involuntary clysma with the biggest water hose we can find ;D Better yet, hot coffee!!

Tabasco ;D

Not sure what this is, but it seems like something Mr Zarse and Big H might be able to get to grips with!

 :-\

We purposely left a warm slab of stellas out for the pikeys a couple of years back after carefully opening 6 to 8 drinking the contents and replacing with piss and then carefully putting the caps back on and returning them to the slab. They lived out side in teh sun for a couple of days before they went missing.

I can picture them now drinking said stella and everynow and then downing a strange tasting flat one  ;D ;D ;D

I had to laught at that one Dave, how many more of us will be doing that this year!!

Although how dumb must a pikey be to think that we will leave perfectly good beer behind!

We left a similar bottle of Scotch behind a few years ago.

Glenpissick we named it!!

Let's not go down the "left on the table" chocolate cake route :-\

You mean like the bottle of Campari that i left last year ;D

I can do a good imitation of flat French beer but if it looked like Campari I'd be worried...  :o

Perhaps it's not the fault of the cowardly thieves but the 24 hour format. I've lost more to the bast--ds at the 24 Hours of Daytona that any sport or venue combined.

While at the 24 hours of Daytona in 2004, several young men walked by dragging a keg of ice cold beer. Me and my fellow campers unsucessfully tried to bum a beer and were denied. 20 minutes later a fellow came around asking if anyone saw a keg walking by. Apparently, his suds were stolen.

 I pointed in the direction I thought the keg was heading and followed the rightful owner. We found a crowd of 20 somethings happily drinking from the keg and they couldn't care less if they were caught or not. I thought the owner would throttle the thieves, but he took his keg and departed without a fight.

I think the garden hose would have been justified on that occasion.


 

 

 

You normally call it an enema. ;)

I do???!!!  :o

(only when i am playing doctors n nurses ...  :P)

This little lot should sort out any theives we lay our hands on.

http://www.enemakit.com/products.cfm

Having said that, whilst I've worked out the raison d'etre of the rectal and vaginal tips, what in the name of Jesus H Christ on a Harley do they use the "Stop Cock" for?  ???  :o

(http://www.medicaltoys.com/NI-Bulbcloseup.gif)

f**cking hell Andy, I'm having my dinner.

Hot coffee as a cleansing fluid works well ;D  If anyone has ever watched the Green Wing will know how effective it can be be.

I've got an even better plan.

A wasps nest in a coolbox. ;D :o

What a warped mind you have. :o

Great idea ;D

has anybody tried Big snapper rat-traps??? they certainly do the bizzo.....ouch! they dont have a second try ! ( you might have trouble persuadeing pikeys to eat the warfarin laced blue corn tho ) not sure how to get round that one??

Too bad you don't have an abundance of snakes or other toothy reptiles over there. The "snake in the cooler" trick always works.

  I like the idea of exploding dye packets used by most banks. It would make a mess, but you would be able to easily spot the thieving ba--ards.

He he yup thats a good one !!

Counting myself lucky so far......

The only thing taken was 3 crusty french sticks that I had just put in the bin.

Could not beleive they were actually going to take them home and eat them. They (not the pikeys) had been kicking around the tent for 3 days and were past their best.

 ???

Bobblehat and I had a tent pole nicked in the middle of the night when we were asleep. 

Luckily  ;) it was on Bob's side of the tent

I met a guy at the ferry terminal coming home a couple of years ago, and the Pikeys had swept up the lot - tent with all its contents and including his passport !

He was trying to hitch a ticket with no money and he was really struggling to get back.

Don't take chances.

Bryan C.

Hmmm, I question people like that. If you had a valid ticket and you turn up at the ferry port they can just look you up on the system and re-issue the ticket FOC.