Title: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Doris on May 18, 2006, 01:29:24 pm
http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html
I'm only "Risky" but that still means 22.5 years banged up and a £7k fine.
I'm only "Risky" but that still means 22.5 years banged up and a £7k fine.
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: rcutler on May 18, 2006, 01:33:27 pm
Damn better be careful!!!
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 29 Potential fine: £0 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! [/size]
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 29 Potential fine: £0 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! [/size]
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Mr. Invincible Mou on May 18, 2006, 01:41:10 pm
Ha, looks like you lot are a bunch of goody goodies ;D
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 50.5 Potential fine: £4500
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 50.5 Potential fine: £4500
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Bob U on May 18, 2006, 01:59:38 pm
Holy crap :o
Years in prison 71.
Potential fine £7000.
+ possibility of a death sentance.
At least they never metioned speeding
Years in prison 71.
Potential fine £7000.
+ possibility of a death sentance.
At least they never metioned speeding
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: MIKE C (Liverpool Boys) on May 18, 2006, 02:07:46 pm
I must have somthing wrong with me, considering I am a Scouser. I only scored
26.5 years and no fines.
26.5 years and no fines.
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Lorry on May 18, 2006, 02:08:27 pm
I was only rated dubious
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Fran on May 18, 2006, 02:18:56 pm
I was dubious too!!
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
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I think it would have been lower if they took into consideration that i am not a boy uner 10 and i dont live in alabama!.....
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
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I think it would have been lower if they took into consideration that i am not a boy uner 10 and i dont live in alabama!.....
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: lardyboy on May 18, 2006, 02:29:03 pm
er...Crooked
Years in prison: 83 Potential fine: £9500
Perhaps I should have lied about some things
Lard
Years in prison: 83 Potential fine: £9500
Perhaps I should have lied about some things
Lard
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: jpchenet on May 18, 2006, 02:39:51 pm
Ahem!!
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500
Answer 6 was interesting!! ;D
I'm sure it counted things like using the mobile in the car as a problem whereas I have a hands free kit
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 62 Potential fine: £9500
Answer 6 was interesting!! ;D
I'm sure it counted things like using the mobile in the car as a problem whereas I have a hands free kit
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: jpchenet on May 18, 2006, 02:43:23 pm
I've just re-done it and corrected the ones that are only applicable to foreign countries and I got:
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 32 Potential fine: £7000
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 32 Potential fine: £7000
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: nickliv on May 18, 2006, 02:46:03 pm
Scoundrel
47 yrs in prison, £7000 fine, and a possible death penalty. :o
47 yrs in prison, £7000 fine, and a possible death penalty. :o
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: amazing 1 on May 18, 2006, 02:49:20 pm
Looks I will be GETTING OFF easy.14 yrs.and $7500.00.But I know people in HIGH places.I am not worried
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Lawnmower Man on May 18, 2006, 02:54:11 pm
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 32.5 Potential fine: £7000
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 32.5 Potential fine: £7000
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Brian(Liverpool boys) on May 18, 2006, 02:55:10 pm
I must have somthing wrong with me, considering I am a Scouser. I only scored
26.5 years and no fines.
Mike I will keep the flag fying, bloody 52 years in jail and a £9500 fine, 26.5 years and no fines.
see you when I get out.
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: BigH on May 18, 2006, 02:59:59 pm
Brian,
Don't mention jail, you know what I mean, right?
H
Don't mention jail, you know what I mean, right?
H
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Ferrari Spider on May 18, 2006, 03:01:45 pm
Banged to rights, it's a far cop Guv'nor
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £5000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £5000
*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: RS2 Babe on May 18, 2006, 03:05:49 pm
:-* :-* :-*
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Blimey Charlie - would you believe that of little old me!
Lisa
:-[
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Blimey Charlie - would you believe that of little old me!
Lisa
:-[
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: LangTall on May 18, 2006, 03:08:52 pm
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 20 Potential fine: £5000
Damn!
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 20 Potential fine: £5000
Damn!
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: chop456 on May 18, 2006, 03:21:56 pm
61 yrs. and 7,000 pounds.
I'd better start learning how to make toilet bowl cider.
I'd better start learning how to make toilet bowl cider.
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: wishy on May 18, 2006, 03:52:37 pm
According to the questionaire I'm "Crooked" and should be locked up for 40.9 years with a fine of £7000................Looks like I'll have to stop drinking,having sex and stop using the phone!!!!! 8).......but not neccesarily in that order.
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Bob U on May 18, 2006, 03:56:50 pm
Looks like I'll have to stop drinking,having sex and stop using the phone!!!!! 8).......but not neccesarily in that order.
Getting married are you? ;D
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Robbo on May 18, 2006, 04:01:37 pm
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 91 Potential fine: £9500
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 91 Potential fine: £9500
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Nobby Diesel on May 18, 2006, 04:38:51 pm
Bloody hell fire!
122 years in the slammer, £9.5K and possible death.
I think the only 2 I could say "NO" to were the postage stamp one and keying someones car.
And does a garage count as a house in terms of breaking in?
I'm alot older and more sensible now though. Mostly.
122 years in the slammer, £9.5K and possible death.
I think the only 2 I could say "NO" to were the postage stamp one and keying someones car.
And does a garage count as a house in terms of breaking in?
I'm alot older and more sensible now though. Mostly.
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Fran on May 18, 2006, 04:56:33 pm
Errmmm - which campsite are you in Nobby? :-\
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: wishy on May 18, 2006, 05:32:10 pm
BobU
Sorry to dissapoint you ...........but I am already on marriage No3 :(
Sorry to dissapoint you ...........but I am already on marriage No3 :(
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: vqdave on May 18, 2006, 05:40:36 pm
Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
By the way, you haven't seen me.......right?
By the way, you haven't seen me.......right?
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Snoring Rhino on May 18, 2006, 06:09:55 pm
Ah,
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Somebody else must have done mine, honest! :-X
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Somebody else must have done mine, honest! :-X
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: moped boy on May 18, 2006, 06:26:44 pm
Dubious - Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000, not too bad, but i've got a few years to catch up yet!
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: nickliv on May 18, 2006, 07:32:36 pm
And the maximum, if you're a very naughty person is :-
Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
I entered these answers purely for research purposes you understand.
Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
I entered these answers purely for research purposes you understand.
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: jpchenet on May 18, 2006, 07:35:12 pm
Errmmm - which campsite are you in Nobby? :-\
He must be on Houx Annexe!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Paddy_NL on May 18, 2006, 07:56:38 pm
me, I got Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000
looks pretty average compaired to the rest :-\
looks pretty average compaired to the rest :-\
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Bob U on May 18, 2006, 08:01:40 pm
It will be interesting to get the American guys to do the test after spending time in Amsterdam. Maybe they should reopen Alcatraz in preperation ;D
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Lee Self on May 18, 2006, 09:05:05 pm
WOO Hoo: Officially Dodgy
Years in prison: 27
Potential fine: £7000
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Good to know my exploits haven't gone unnoticed.
-Lee
Years in prison: 27
Potential fine: £7000
Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Good to know my exploits haven't gone unnoticed.
-Lee
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Steve Pyro on May 18, 2006, 09:13:56 pm
Look at me the goody goody -
Risky
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000
(i'm glad I don't live in Alabama :o )
Risky
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000
(i'm glad I don't live in Alabama :o )
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Rhino on May 18, 2006, 10:32:34 pm
Only 61 years £7000 fine and possible death sentence.
Better check there's no crisp packets in the shower :o :o
Better check there's no crisp packets in the shower :o :o
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Robbo SPS on May 18, 2006, 10:53:29 pm
My work people obviously think i am dodgy
But the net says
27.50 years and 4500 fine. I was allowed to break into houses legally once upon a time.
But the net says
27.50 years and 4500 fine. I was allowed to break into houses legally once upon a time.
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Nurofen on May 18, 2006, 11:03:27 pm
121 years in prison for this official 'scoundrel' ;D
What about my Human Rights then? ???
PS I'm never going to Minnesota... :(
What about my Human Rights then? ???
PS I'm never going to Minnesota... :(
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: alibongo on May 18, 2006, 11:05:42 pm
shhhhhhhhhhhh.........ttt just been sent down for 72 years !!!!!!! looks like I wont be at L/M then :'(
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Robbo SPS on May 18, 2006, 11:09:47 pm
What about my Human Rights then? ???
Only for proper criminals not you and I
Title: Re: How Dodgy Are You?
Post by: Rob on May 19, 2006, 10:47:05 am
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 31.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 31.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
