Club Arnage

Right,
Who's going to be the first to post?
H

ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh alright then, it looks like I'll have to be the first...
H

Continuing H's 'Comb Over' theme  ::)

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not resized, sorry :(

real men use an industrial sander when shaving their legs.

It's all very well posting pics of guys that look like Greek gods but surely these don't represent acuratly the average man in the street. If we are gonna have a Men Men Men thread lets at least make it real like these fine specamins

Interesting Bob, would you mean something like this?

Ah yes, thats exactly it. These muscle bound hunks that shave their legs and shape their eyebrows are all very well but I think women really want the type in your pic. Men like this are very low maintenance, a few beers, a nice home cooked meal, the odd clean shirt and they're happy.

These Adonis types, just think of the amount of time they would spend getting ready to go out. Plucking eyebrows, moisterising, preening themselves and even chest shaving now. Imagine the space they use in the bathroom cabinet. No no no, I don't think a woman could ever be happy with someone like that, what they really want is a real man, men like your pic quiet, dependable, no trouble.

This is me on Saturday night (early Sunday morning) training my liver for June beside a real bloke. What a quality drinker.

In a coma and not bothering us you mean?  Perfect! 

is that in Yates' in reading?

Oh, you mean a real MAN!

Deep in Whitley Bay

Real men????????????? Dont think so ;D

Just noticed Rob that you are Deep in Whitley Bay. Is that your area of UK residence?

my area of residence is west berks - thatcham -  its stu thats in whitley bay! i thought it looked like the yates' thats in reading

A real mans arse.

And talking of real men, just how many steel rods, screws and pins was that Bazza?

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

Stu in a tie???????????  :o :-\ ;D

Its my age :P

Stu, fancy a drink one night. I stay at the Windsor Hotel at least one night a week.

Dress pants as well. It was a local rugby clubs end of season bash so I had to wear one. Had one on the night before as well at my sons rugby club presentation night. In fact thats the 3rd time this year, f**k*ng hell I must have a drink.


I will be up for that although I'm busy till next week sometime. I live about 5 mins walk away.

I hate to complain, but how is it that the "girls, girls" thread has lots of fit, nubile (albeit  surgically and chemically enhanced) birds draped over nice cars and all we get in the "men, men" thread are combovers and shall we say, more "homely" blokes asleep and/or pisssed? 

It doesnt really seem fair!  >:(

Fran

Err modified to say - no offence intended of course to our lovely CA chaps!!

Fran,

(without offending our new (MODERATOR)

I DO NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEMS IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADD NAKED MEN DRAPPED OVER FAST MACHINERY.  I THINK YOU WOULD STRUGGLE TO FIND SOME, BUT NONETHELESS, PLEASE PRESS AHEAD. ::)

Sounds like a challenge to me Fran  ;) ;D

Combovers? That's a new one on me. Is it some sort of regional accent type word?

The biggest challenge is working out how to get a pic onto the thread!!!

 ???

 :P - well comb overs, comb-overs, combovers... take your pick - they should all be banned!!

Must be having a bad day Icouldn't work it out ::)

In keeping with Rusty's theme.
Fax

Thats ok BobU - its not something you need to worry about just yet!

 :)

and another real man...

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Which one, the one wearing the rainbow flag and 'avin a fag?!!  8)

Here's a real man for you!!

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Or this one  ::)

 :-* :-* :-*
Wowsers - real men pictures - now I realise why I am still coming to Le Mans this year.

The difference between the Girls Girls Girls and the Men Men Men message thread is really quite sad. You see the girls are what apparently you men would like lots of but with most of you looking like or ending up like the pictures posted there is just no hope.

Apologies to JP Chenet - obviously the angle that the picture was taken doesn't do anything for him.

Not long now

Lisa
 :-* :-*

bit concerned about the damp patch.  do mobile phones leak?

 ;D

Good to see that JPC still maintains a firm grip on his beer even as he slips from consciousness.....  ;D

Absolutely!!  ;D

Paddy on the other hand needed the emergency services to tend to him!!  ;)

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"Put your glasses on it and call me Susan" roars drunken Gimp.

Tell me in all honesty Lisa, you would not be able to keep your hands off of a bit of this would you? I mean, you're only flesh and blood...

Are you licking your lips and sharpening the cleaver as you say that Andy?

There you see the difference between an English drinker and a Dutch one.... can that nation be trusted with our brown sauce and boddingtons?  I think not!

One for Lisa, should get you going kid. ;D

Because I'm in the background scratching my ear Brian ?   ;)

Pool pic... calm down ladies...

Impressive geyser there btw Powermite...

I don't know, the youth of today, no stamina  ::)

Must admit I slept through the end of the race last year sat in the grandstand!   :(

After a night of low flyers

Now where did I put me tie ;)

2004 admittedly....something isn't quite in focus though...

2004 must have been a good year.

First Mr Canada Phil.

Thanks to gab for the pics...  :)

...and here's one for the laydeez....not sure why gab took it.

Maybe it's a What Happened Next kind of question...

An old favorite.

GREAT AD!!!!

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Now this is more like it.....!

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Phwoarrrr  ;D

Look at you ...... posting pictures  :o


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I know... its my first one.... and a worthy effort too...but i had to copy someone elses link!! Dont know how to do my own  :-[

Now i gotta work on that goddess pic  ;)

Blimey - I am getting good at this... thanks for the link Steve!

First class Fran, you can wear this badge too  ;)

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Cor thanks  ;D

I think I will go and have a little lie down now....

I hope that was a Fart!!

Brian..........
I dont believe the we have the same party animal from your post in the previous page in the background

Grand Shirt ;D

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AAAHHHH !! My good friend,John Brooks.

What a great guy,missed him at Sebring this year.

What do you mean,you did'nt see him? He was at Turn Ten on Wed or Thur.  ??? :o

Jupiter John and I sat down and talked to him for about fifteen minutes in Jupiter's R.V.
All he kept saying was what a great event the wedding was last year and that the his circulation
was higher than ever at that time and it actually boosted his career!! 8)
I was totally humbled and said "really no way" who would of thought that something so spontaneous
would turn out to be such a big event and thanked him for the honor!!  8)
We shook hands and he said he was off to find this years big event and that's the last we saw of him. :)


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I was chatting to him at Spa at the weekend. Itold him you guys were coming over and where you would be camping so he said he would call by and say hello!!

Andy, yep, thats he, but from that distance you can't tell if he is awake or not.
See you in a few weeks for a cool one and a dip in the pool.
Brian.

Not sure about this one. I suppose it could appeal to all sorts!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Have another beer there Micarr.The guy yall spoke to was Brian Laban who wrote the article for The Daily Telegraph.He and John Brooks are close friends and seems to me they must together.

I'm glad you cleared that up Randy as I was all confused. John told me he wasn't at Sebring this year! No justification cost/revenue wise unfortunately

Not sure whether this fits here, or in the female version of 24 Arses...

Whatever, nice car! (Spa, 14 May 2006)

...getting worried about you Smokie  :-\ Taking fotos of mens arses and cars :-[ Are you OK  ???

You best watch your back in the golden triangle gab!!


 ;)

Well, just to keep the ladies happy at Christmas  ;D ..........


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As it's Christmas, here's a picture of a bloke with a massive cock.
























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