Club Arnage

We need two mature, preferably French-speaking guys, to go down on Tuesday to set up a few of our tents in advance of our arrival on Friday pm. We rea a group of 38. We will provide your transport plus expenses and entry tickets. You will have a great weekend with us. We are Midlands-based and look fwd to meeting you asap.

Thanks for the extremely exciting offer but I think I'll stick to having a great weekend with everyone else  ::)

What is it with people who can't be arsed to take their own stuff down or set it up? You're not that guy from e*ay are you?

I do believe these guys offered the same deal last year. All they are looking for is a driver and a skivvey.
If you can't be bothered to set up your own gear f**k off and use MRI or better still go to Butlins

Sounds like another bunch of Le Mans-ites to me Bob  ::)

LeManshites

Andy Z, posted this a while ago, they must be related.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-Free-Tickets-24-hrs-Le-Mans-2006-June-Read-Deal_W0QQitemZ6609921887QQcategoryZ10054QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I quite like the idea.  Having your own Butler on Maison Blanche would be superb.  I can hear it now "Would sir like another beer.   Is this steak cremated enough?  Shall I clean the pool now sir?"

£1.30

That's bloody cheap for a transit, and loads of camping gear if you ask me. ;D

I've just read the first post again and not only can't they bothered to set their own camp up but they want you to go down on tuesday and basically save space for 38 people until friday  :o

I can see that one going down a treat when the camp fills up on thursday afternoon.

I have a feeling it could be JPC in disguise.....he fenced off half of MB last year for his crew.

Not only that, they want you to stay sober so that you can ferry them into town, Tosh pots.

Are this lot taking the P--s, or What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Yep.

Nope, I do my own dirty work!!  ;)

w**k*rs springs to mind !

Isn't it funny that there's a swear filter on twat but not on w**k*r  ;D

And on shits but not on bastards!  ;D

what about e*ay ;D

Maybe they should be more open (if it is the same crew as e**y they seem to be playing their cards closer now) and offering some financial inducements for the services required well as a fully expensed trip or be fully integrated with their group as an equal to the rest. I think they thought it would be a good offer to somebody desperate - obviously misguided as to the ethos of LM.

Not sure it is the same group.  These are Midlands based whereas the e**y ones were from Essex - unless they moved Essex a hundred miles or so.

Same dodgy philosophy though - want a couple of skivvies for peanuts.  How much for the ferry and entrance tickets split between 38 people??  Less than a fiver a head!!

Think I'll start my own version:

Two Free Tickets for two Nubile Wenches.....etc etc

Del

Sorry Del, I already have my tickets n ferry booked!   :P

A well connected and well informed CA member who shall remain nameless (until the poo bar at 21.00 on Saturday night in Le Mans) has informed me that the email address of the poster is registered to someone who is a European tour operator.

"http://espgo.com/staff.htm

Tours Director, Phil Alcock, founding director of one of the UK's leading adventure tour operators, has over 20 years' professional experience of organising youth group vacations in Europe. Phil speaks Spanish, French and Italian fluently...and English. "

Could it be that they are charging people for a managed/guided tour and all the while they are staffing it with "free" staff???

It's also strange how they haven't replied t any of the posts, and neither did the eBay posters repond to the thread on PistonHeads as they said they would!!

Maybe they do have a conscience???  :-\

You lot were discussing a word above which escaped the swear filter. It doesn't now!  ;D ;D

Spoil sport, meet up soon for some low flyers.

w**k*r!!!

Well done to JPC! The penny drops at last.

Maybe it's due to the fact that they get free 'staff' that these tour operators are able to keep their prices so low.

Am I missing something? ???
Which tour operators with what low prices? ???

Bonjour Phileep!! Comment ca-va?!!
Je suis parlez Francais till le chiens returne avec leurs queues remuant, comme la porte de merdehouse.
Anyway, I don't care what this lot say, I'm up for it. My friend and I can also be described as mature, admittedly in much the same way as a nice Camembert or Stilton can. As an added bonus we can supply specialist medical services as well, - my companion has lanced more piles than you've had hot dinners, I'd expect. He keeps some of them in his wallet to show the girls.
Please let me have the SP, - I can't wait. (My colleague has started packing the Preperation H/Fiery Jack cocktail already.)
Yours in ripe anticipation
Elderly, mature, H
 

H,

You do yourself down.I could have sworn you are much younger than me,or are your looks created by modern medical science?

Wishy