Club Arnage

I'm sad to say that The Gimp is very unlikely to be at Le Mans this year. Steve Z will be going of course, it's just the persona of the Gimp, and indeed his gimp mask, which will remain behind.

However, I'm pleased to report that a new character will be coming along with us this year. For those who recall the arrival of the Commer last year, then I think we can safely say we have a treat in store for you all, and provided you don't have easily-shocked religious sensibilities, I think I can safely say you will never have seen anything quite like it. I'm hoping neither Hamas or Cardinal Fang of the Holy Roman Empire have Maison Blanche representatives.

Wow, that sounds promising... ;D ;D ;D

The mind boggles!!!  :o :o :o

Can't Le Mans be classified as a religion in it's own right? We do, after all, make an annual pilgrimmage and we do stay at the Cathederal of Maison Blanche. The High Priest of Club Arnage, Smokie is omnipresent. We worship at the altar of Aston Martin and drinketh from the cup of kinship and mutual understanding.

Just a thought!

And I've seen the Pope mobile there somewhere. Surely, it must be a holy place.

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I can't even imagine what you've come up with, but it sounds promising. ;D

keep that reputation at a high! ;D

Jesus in a burka???? ;D

OOOHHHH!!!!!!   The suspence of it! :o

Will you need any special arrangements......... will there be a grand entrance?
Will you need lights cameras, audio set up, make up, make over or just doing over?

IT'S...IT'S..........................................Monty Python's Flying Circus!

Osama bin Laden dressed as the Pope?

Reminds me of someones idea for the team to turn up at the 'poo bar in Orange boiler suits, sporting a beard, wearing a turban and carrying a rucksack with wires hanging out of it!!  :-\

It has been foretold in The Da Commer Code...

While in France watching Le Mans, itinerant drunkards Team Zarse receive an urgent late-night phone call: the elderly curator of the Louvre has been murdered inside the museum. Near the body, police have found a baffling cipher. Solving the enigmatic riddle, Zarse's are stunned to discover it leads to a trail of clues hidden in the Commer, clues visible for all to see…and yet ingeniously disguised by the Rootes Group.

In a breathless race through Paris, London, and Crawley, the Zarses match wits with a faceless powerbroker who appears to work for the Opus ACO—a clandestine, Vatican-sanctioned Catholic sect believed to have long plotted to seize the Commer's secrets. Unless the Zarses can decipher the labyrinthine puzzle in time, the Commer's secret—and a stunning historical truth—will be lost forever.

A friend of mine had the bright idea of stuffing his rucksuck with an audiosystem, playing Timebomb by Chumbawamba all the time. Damn now that's an idea!

Could try this?

That appeared on CSI once!!! the truck crashed tho... kind messy!

F

Music played in such circumstances reminds of some of the many songs banned by the BBC and BFBS during the two recent Gulf conflicts (not that it stopped them being played in the cockpit....if memory serves correctly, titles such "something in the air" and "the boys are back in town" were high on the favourites list.

MG Mark

I can confirm that following the submission of the plans by the engineers, a contract has been signed to authorise the construction of the brackets.  ???  :o