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Club Arnage => General Discussion => Topic started by: Matt Harper on April 25, 2006, 07:28:30 pm



Title: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Matt Harper on April 25, 2006, 07:28:30 pm
My secret revealed....

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/SearchResults.asp?Cat=1


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Fran on April 25, 2006, 07:45:08 pm
I hope you went for the "pleasure extender" bolt on option Matt.



Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: amazing 1 on April 25, 2006, 07:56:25 pm
I dont need the Beer Belly Kit,but I think my wife would like to have a  ::)pleasure extender.Maybe two.


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Paddy_NL on April 25, 2006, 10:20:32 pm
doesn't look large enough to me ::)


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Fran on April 25, 2006, 10:26:43 pm
You got the super deluxe family size Paddy?

 ;D


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Paddy_NL on April 25, 2006, 10:40:54 pm
In Holland at music concerts you can see those beer-selling guys with specially designed backpacks. That's more like it (helps you stay upright as well! ;)

(http://www.heineken.nl/domains/heineken2/content/productimages/medium/tapvatdraagtas_medium.jpg)


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Fran on April 25, 2006, 10:44:15 pm
That is so civilised - over here you get searched going into concerts and cant even take in a plastic bottle of water!!! - or is that just the concerts i go to!!


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: nickliv on April 25, 2006, 11:43:29 pm
IIRC under the local byelaws it was illegal to take an umbrella into the old wembley stadium, but a shotgun was permitted. You try explaining THAT to a hobby bobby on cup final day!


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Paddy_NL on April 26, 2006, 12:26:13 am
can somebody tell me how much 80oz is? :(


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Paddy_NL on April 26, 2006, 12:31:20 am
sorry guys, found it already>>

Quote
one gallon = 4 Quarts = 8 Pints = 160 fl oz

So the BeerBelly holds 4 pints. Only >:(


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Fran on April 26, 2006, 12:33:06 am
can somebody tell me how much 80oz is? :(

Assuming it is US oz  80 oz = 2.365 litres


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Paddy_NL on April 26, 2006, 12:46:05 am
you're the wizard! ;D


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Fran on April 26, 2006, 12:47:04 am
I hope you are impressed that I went to metric too!  ;D - very "European"


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Andy Zarse on April 27, 2006, 12:50:26 pm
My secret revealed....

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/SearchResults.asp?Cat=1

It's a terrific invention and would have been useful in Bombay where they wouldn't even let you take your own water in to the match, let alone beer. (Needless to say us being us, we managed to become temporary members of the Garawa Club  and were the only two England fans able to enjoy lashings of ice cold Kingfisher, decent toilets and a great restaurant, all in the airconditioned luxury of the pavillion).

On the other hand, I'm a bit disappointed Matt. I had imagined you were so fat due to living in a trailer park on a diet of pizza, KFC and Bud whilst listening nonstop to John Cougar Melancamp records.


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Matt Harper on April 27, 2006, 09:46:00 pm

On the other hand, I'm a bit disappointed Matt. I had imagined you were so fat due to living in a trailer park on a diet of pizza, KFC and Bud whilst listening nonstop to John Cougar Melancamp records.

Oww! That stings. I'd at least hoped for a little wit or cleverness from the likes of you Mr Zee. Plain old insults are not usually your style. They are mine, however.

Cram it up your corn-hole, you bald pansy.

....and it's just John Melancamp these days. Don't you know anything?


Title: Re: ...and you all assumed I was just a fatty
Post by: Martini...LB on April 27, 2006, 10:02:59 pm

On the other hand, I'm a bit disappointed Matt. I had imagined you were so fat due to living in a trailer park on a diet of pizza, KFC and Bud whilst listening nonstop to John Cougar Melancamp records.

Oww! That stings. I'd at least hoped for a little wit or cleverness from the likes of you Mr Zee. Plain old insults are not usually your style. They are mine, however.

Cram it up your corn-hole, you bald pansy.

....and it's just John Melancamp these days. Don't you know anything?

It is good to read the notations of one so well versed, I bow in your honour Siree.

>Martini...