Title: IQ test
Post by: Nordic on March 02, 2006, 06:40:55 pm
Test your IQ
http://uk.tickle.com/test/iq/start.html
Scored 109 ???
http://uk.tickle.com/test/iq/start.html
Scored 109 ???
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Post by: wishy on March 02, 2006, 07:43:31 pm
113 any more offers.........who are the boffs of CA
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Post by: Lawnmower Man on March 02, 2006, 07:45:48 pm
Well I could say 250 but that would be a porky.
t.
t.
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Post by: Rusty on March 02, 2006, 08:56:51 pm
127 here dudes.
Rusty
Rusty
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Post by: Fran on March 02, 2006, 09:40:30 pm
133 - :D
(didnt have a clue on the one with the lil grey sqares tho!)
(didnt have a clue on the one with the lil grey sqares tho!)
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Post by: Snoring Rhino on March 02, 2006, 09:49:38 pm
120 and apparently: Your unusual talent of being equally good at both mathematical and verbal skills, paired with the way you learn through experience, makes you an Inventive Inquisitor. You understand the world by "learning through living" and are able to teach others by taking them through actual experiences.
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Post by: Martini...LB on March 02, 2006, 10:02:46 pm
118, but I have had a bottle of wine with dinner and a couple of vodkas.
Martin...
At least I have proof...
Martin...
At least I have proof...
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Post by: mgmark on March 02, 2006, 10:10:17 pm
That'll be 136, which apparently makes me a "visionary philosopher"............ ;D
MG Mark
MG Mark
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Post by: Robspot on March 02, 2006, 10:32:30 pm
142. I shouldn't really associate with some of you 8)
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Post by: Martini...LB on March 02, 2006, 10:35:12 pm
Will have to try again...tomorrow!
Martini...
Martini...
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Post by: Lorry on March 02, 2006, 11:46:45 pm
Your IQ score is 140!
And I blame alcohol too
And I blame alcohol too
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Post by: rcutler on March 03, 2006, 12:01:42 am
104 when pissed, will try again tomorrow
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Post by: garyfrogeye on March 03, 2006, 12:22:45 am
"Your IQ score is 133"
That'swhat the man said
That'swhat the man said
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Post by: LangTall on March 03, 2006, 12:35:44 am
127.
You've got a very experiential way of learning and a strong mathematical mind and you have mastered the art and science of precision. That's what makes you a Precision Processor. For you, life is a series of equations.
Your brain is naturally predisposed to intense mathematical acuity, so it's second nature for you to cut to the heart of an issue, to discover quick solutions while others get bogged down in unnecessary details. This allows you to communicate a variety of ideas to other people, so don't keep it to yourself.
And that with not complete understanding of textual questions. (Ais in, I took a gamlbe on those ;) )
You've got a very experiential way of learning and a strong mathematical mind and you have mastered the art and science of precision. That's what makes you a Precision Processor. For you, life is a series of equations.
Your brain is naturally predisposed to intense mathematical acuity, so it's second nature for you to cut to the heart of an issue, to discover quick solutions while others get bogged down in unnecessary details. This allows you to communicate a variety of ideas to other people, so don't keep it to yourself.
And that with not complete understanding of textual questions. (Ais in, I took a gamlbe on those ;) )
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Post by: Doris on March 03, 2006, 10:05:03 am
124.
You have an unusually strong balance between verbal and mathematical skills combined with strong visual skills. However, the main reason that you are an Inspired Inventor is that your idea centre never shuts down, and you may not even be aware when your brain is working on the next great idea.
You are particularly adept at brainstorming or devising multiple solutions for any problem and this is the reason people flock to you for fresh ideas, advice, and insight.
Could have fooled me! ::)
You have an unusually strong balance between verbal and mathematical skills combined with strong visual skills. However, the main reason that you are an Inspired Inventor is that your idea centre never shuts down, and you may not even be aware when your brain is working on the next great idea.
You are particularly adept at brainstorming or devising multiple solutions for any problem and this is the reason people flock to you for fresh ideas, advice, and insight.
Could have fooled me! ::)
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Post by: Lawnmower Man on March 03, 2006, 10:08:01 am
Could have fooled me! ::)
Easier done than said!!! ;D ;D
t
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Post by: Steve Pyro on March 03, 2006, 10:13:03 am
(http://i.emode.com/tests/uiq/images/philosopher2_s.gif)
138
"Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns".
138
"Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns".
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Post by: Steve Pyro on March 03, 2006, 10:15:02 am
104 when pissed, will try again tomorrow
Do you expect an improvement Rick? ;D ;D
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Post by: Doris on March 03, 2006, 10:23:32 am
Could have fooled me! ::)
Easier done than said!!! ;D ;D
t
You could well have a point there Tom. Mind you, you do only see me when there's alcohol around......
Title: Re: IQ test
Post by: knetter on March 03, 2006, 10:33:54 am
Your IQ score is 135!
(http://i.uk.tickle.com/uk/test/iq/mathematician.jpg)
You have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information and this, combined with your logical mind, means you are a Visual Mathematician. You can manipulate multiple parts of the picture (or problem) to come up with a solution and can understand the "big picture," which is partly why people may turn to you for direction.
Like Einstein, your ability to detect patterns and your skills in maths and logic, make it natural for you to come up with ideas and theories that simplify processes for everyone.
(http://i.uk.tickle.com/uk/test/iq/mathematician.jpg)
You have a strong ability to process visual-spatial and mathematical information and this, combined with your logical mind, means you are a Visual Mathematician. You can manipulate multiple parts of the picture (or problem) to come up with a solution and can understand the "big picture," which is partly why people may turn to you for direction.
Like Einstein, your ability to detect patterns and your skills in maths and logic, make it natural for you to come up with ideas and theories that simplify processes for everyone.
Title: Re: IQ test
Post by: jpchenet on March 03, 2006, 10:47:13 am
138
Your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game -- to imagine or anticipate what should happen next in just about any situation. Because you're equally skilled in the numerical and verbal universes of the brain, you can draw from multiple sources of information to come up with new ideas and this makes you a Visionary Philosopher.
You also have a knack for matching and anticipating patterns in all sorts of situations, a talent that adds to your visionary philosopher mind.
Your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game -- to imagine or anticipate what should happen next in just about any situation. Because you're equally skilled in the numerical and verbal universes of the brain, you can draw from multiple sources of information to come up with new ideas and this makes you a Visionary Philosopher.
You also have a knack for matching and anticipating patterns in all sorts of situations, a talent that adds to your visionary philosopher mind.
Title: Re: IQ test
Post by: Lorry on March 03, 2006, 11:14:29 am
On the basis that the average IQ of the planet is 100, and you would have thought that CA was a reasonably random sample, why (with one exception) are we scoring so high?
Three posibilities come to mind:
1. Its produced by nerds who think they're cleverer than they really are.
2. Its to make you feel good because they're selling something.
3. CA is a cover and we're all hyper intelligent beings from the planet Zog that use alcohol to dumb down.
However, there must still must be a lot of people with IQs of 60 to 80 to balance this out, so who are they. Sorry, I forgot about football supporters
Three posibilities come to mind:
1. Its produced by nerds who think they're cleverer than they really are.
2. Its to make you feel good because they're selling something.
3. CA is a cover and we're all hyper intelligent beings from the planet Zog that use alcohol to dumb down.
However, there must still must be a lot of people with IQs of 60 to 80 to balance this out, so who are they. Sorry, I forgot about football supporters
Title: Re: IQ test
Post by: Lawnmower Man on March 03, 2006, 11:22:54 am
You could well have a point there Tom. Mind you, you do only see me when there's alcohol around......
I don't remember seeing you. ;D ;D ;D
t.
Title: Re: IQ test
Post by: BigH on March 03, 2006, 11:28:19 am
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there must still must be a lot of people with IQs of 60 to 80 to balance this out, so who are they. Sorry, I forgot about football supporters
Howay the Lads!!!
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Post by: Lawnmower Man on March 03, 2006, 12:04:30 pm
Well I could say 250 but that would be a porky.
t.
But 138 was my real score. (which I don't mind admitting to now there are others with that score)t.
Which is close to what I scored on the WAIS.
Just because a lot of us are scoring over a hundred doesn't mean the test is weighted to give good scores.
I.Q. scores are not done as averages.
If you take a 100 people at random and give them the test. Say 60 people score between 95 and 105. 10 people score below 95 and 30 people score over 105. Then you would say normal I.Q. is between 95 to 105 since that is where most people fit. There is no correlation between the number of people above normal I.Q. and below normal I.Q.
Lets face it we are inteligent we go to Le Mans.
t.
Title: Re: IQ test
Post by: Barry on March 03, 2006, 12:30:17 pm
I would suggest that anybody scoring less than 100, or even the low 100's, is unlikely to post their result. ;)
Rick is excused cos he was p*ssed (allegedly ;))
Rick is excused cos he was p*ssed (allegedly ;))
Title: Re: IQ test
Post by: Doris on March 03, 2006, 12:43:34 pm
138
Your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game -- to imagine or anticipate what should happen next in just about any situation.
Your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game -- to imagine or anticipate what should happen next in just about any situation.
My God Mark, you're psychic!!!
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Post by: Nobby Diesel on March 03, 2006, 12:50:41 pm
Last night, 129 (after a couple of cans)
A year ago, 147 as tested by MENSA.
Alcohol is clearly bad for you.
A year ago, 147 as tested by MENSA.
Alcohol is clearly bad for you.
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Post by: Black Granny on March 03, 2006, 01:07:17 pm
However, there must still must be a lot of people with IQs of 60 to 80 to balance this out, so who are they. Sorry, I forgot about football supporters
What has an IQ of 144?
A gross of Football Supporters!
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Post by: Papa Lazarou on March 03, 2006, 01:20:04 pm
140
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
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Post by: Snoring Rhino on March 03, 2006, 02:19:41 pm
Your IQ score is 126!
You are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level, making you a Word Warrior. Your command of words is so powerful that you are also a terrific communicator -- able to articulate big ideas to just about anyone.
The power of words translates to fresh ideas off paper too, in both artistic and creative pursuits. This allows you to be a visionary -- to extrapolate and come up with a multitude of fresh ideas.
A bit better (both better than I anticipated) with out any alcohol, I wonder if I keep doing it, will the score will continue to rise? If so, are people with high IQ's just well praciticed at taking this type of test?
You are equipped with a verbal arsenal that enables you to understand complex issues and communicate on a particularly high level, making you a Word Warrior. Your command of words is so powerful that you are also a terrific communicator -- able to articulate big ideas to just about anyone.
The power of words translates to fresh ideas off paper too, in both artistic and creative pursuits. This allows you to be a visionary -- to extrapolate and come up with a multitude of fresh ideas.
A bit better (both better than I anticipated) with out any alcohol, I wonder if I keep doing it, will the score will continue to rise? If so, are people with high IQ's just well praciticed at taking this type of test?
Title: Re: IQ test
Post by: jpchenet on March 03, 2006, 03:40:25 pm
138
Your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game -- to imagine or anticipate what should happen next in just about any situation.
Your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game -- to imagine or anticipate what should happen next in just about any situation.
My God Mark, you're psychic!!!
I knew you'd say that!!!!! ;D
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Post by: SmithA on March 03, 2006, 04:58:29 pm
Your IQ score is 126!
You are gifted with the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. Insightful linguists can take complex concepts and articulate them to just about anyone. You have a gift with words and an insight into processes and the way people think.
You are gifted with the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. Insightful linguists can take complex concepts and articulate them to just about anyone. You have a gift with words and an insight into processes and the way people think.
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Post by: Ferrari Spider on March 03, 2006, 06:57:44 pm
126! NOT BAD FOR AN OLD FART WHILST HEAVERLY DRUGGED. MUST TRY WHEN FREE. SUCH NONSENSE, DOES THIS MEAN I'M SAFE TO DRIVE ;D
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Post by: Martini...LB on March 03, 2006, 07:11:37 pm
175
Martini you are a visionary and obviously werry, werry clever (I did not really get that but I did get a trip to SEBRING)
Martini you are a visionary and obviously werry, werry clever (I did not really get that but I did get a trip to SEBRING)
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Post by: garystout on March 03, 2006, 08:39:12 pm
124 after a bottle odd ;) of red for dinner, but started getting bored ::)
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Post by: TonyT on March 06, 2006, 09:18:56 am
135 - Ward Warrior
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Post by: vqdave on March 06, 2006, 08:35:09 pm
129 and my brain now hurts. Must drink wine to recover
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Post by: garystout on March 06, 2006, 09:54:11 pm
129 and my brain now hurts. Must drink wine to recover
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Post by: BigH on March 08, 2006, 03:10:12 pm
Yes!!!!!.....
I always suspected as much.
H
I always suspected as much.
H
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Post by: johnevans3 on March 08, 2006, 04:00:18 pm
Surprised myself at 133.
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Post by: Stu on March 08, 2006, 04:05:01 pm
Your IQ score is 31!
(http://i.uk.tickle.com/uk/test/iq/curator.jpg)Like a meticulous collector, you've fed your brain a unique set of facts and figures over the years and you can’t remember one of them. Whether or not you intend to try and absorb every piece of information that comes your way, you’ll be struggling
The words in your head could almost fill a stamp, and you're equally inept at manipulating numbers and detecting important patterns in number sequences.
I only wish my cock was as thick as you.
Last time I try one of them
And another thing. Dosn't that bloke in the above pic look like Bill Gates
(http://i.uk.tickle.com/uk/test/iq/curator.jpg)Like a meticulous collector, you've fed your brain a unique set of facts and figures over the years and you can’t remember one of them. Whether or not you intend to try and absorb every piece of information that comes your way, you’ll be struggling
The words in your head could almost fill a stamp, and you're equally inept at manipulating numbers and detecting important patterns in number sequences.
I only wish my cock was as thick as you.
Last time I try one of them
And another thing. Dosn't that bloke in the above pic look like Bill Gates
Title: Re: IQ test
Post by: BigH on March 08, 2006, 04:38:05 pm
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Last time I try one of them
Outstanding Stu, outstanding!
I had him down as Alex Ferguson, I don't think he's that bright either. Mind you, they're both a damn sight cleverer than the SAFC board of directors.
H
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Post by: BigH on March 08, 2006, 04:43:14 pm
While I'm on Stu, and we're talking about general levels of intelligence and penile girth, how the hell do you attach an image so it shows up in the 'Recent Posts' page, and not just on the thread page?
H
H
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Post by: Steve Pyro on March 08, 2006, 04:52:26 pm
H, you need to use a picture hosted on another website. Use the (http://www.clubarnage.com/forum/Themes/classic/images/bbc/img.gif) icon and insert the picture URL between the brackets.
If you upload your own picture, it won't appear on 'recent posts' and will eventually dissappear as the forum upload folder fills up.
If you upload your own picture, it won't appear on 'recent posts' and will eventually dissappear as the forum upload folder fills up.
Title: Re: IQ test
Post by: Andy Zarse on March 08, 2006, 05:00:32 pm
I couldn't get the page to work, but no matter, on leaving school they told me I had the IQ of a dead slug. They may well have had a point, but I did use my initiative to get into Grammer skool. Due to illness I took the entrance exam alone in the deputy head's office. Having been baffled by the maths questions, figures all swimming in front of my eyes, I desperately went rooting around his desk for inspiration. The fool had left a pocket calculator in his top draw, quite a rarity in 1976. Anyway I got full marks in maths but was told to show my workings in future. There was even talk of a scholarship to Oxford, but in fact I never did pass maths at O level. I like to think I'd have been a great asset in a POW camp though.
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Post by: Lorry on March 08, 2006, 05:45:01 pm
..........but I did use my initiative to get into Grammer school.
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Post by: Andy Zarse on March 08, 2006, 05:57:06 pm
..........but I did use my initiative to get into Grammer school.
Didn't they do spellin'Sorry, I've corrected it now.
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Post by: smokie on March 11, 2006, 06:41:20 pm
Only a very average (here, anyways) 133.
But I was smart enough not to fall for the "Purchase your personalised report for £8.50 and get a free 7-day premium subscription.*"
But I was smart enough not to fall for the "Purchase your personalised report for £8.50 and get a free 7-day premium subscription.*"
