Title: The Hormone Warning - useful for blokes
Post by: Steve Pyro on October 21, 2005, 06:38:25 pm
THE HORMONE WARNING
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to eat out?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
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DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
____________________________
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my pay cheque.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
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DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
____________________________
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that dress!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
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10 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pissy Mood Syndrome
10. Potential Murder Suspect
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to eat out?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
____________________________
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
____________________________
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my pay cheque.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
____________________________
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate
____________________________
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that dress!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.
____________________________
10 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pissy Mood Syndrome
10. Potential Murder Suspect
Title: Re: The Hormone Warning - useful for blokes
Post by: Robbo SPS on October 21, 2005, 08:25:35 pm
Or just be brave and say :
That looks really cheap, not what i' d expect to see you in !
reply - Horrid clothes thrown in the bin.
That looks really cheap, not what i' d expect to see you in !
reply - Horrid clothes thrown in the bin.
