Title: Great Unanswered Questions of the Day
Post by: Andy Zarse on September 21, 2005, 03:53:49 pm
Appropos of nothing, I was conjecturing with Chris Z the other day on some of the great unanswered questions of our day. As it was my birthday, this somehow led Chris on a depressive train of thought and the conclusion that ultimately birthdays lead you one year closer to the purchase of the fields, livestock, tractors and implements, and The Grange, together with concommitant EU agricultural subsidies.
Now Chris's balls are his pride and joy and he daily massages them with lotion to get the wrinkles out. Someday he plans on getting them botoxxed, so they become as smooth as eggs. Until then some lingering questions pop up about what happens to your pubic hair when you get older. Does it fall out, start receding or turn grey? Well we've done a little research and have found the answer here, and it is not a pretty picture...
http://unclebob.diaryland.com/050920_43.html
Now Chris's balls are his pride and joy and he daily massages them with lotion to get the wrinkles out. Someday he plans on getting them botoxxed, so they become as smooth as eggs. Until then some lingering questions pop up about what happens to your pubic hair when you get older. Does it fall out, start receding or turn grey? Well we've done a little research and have found the answer here, and it is not a pretty picture...
http://unclebob.diaryland.com/050920_43.html
Title: Re: Great Unanswered Questions of the Day
Post by: BigH on September 21, 2005, 04:53:41 pm
I can confirm that yes, they do turn grey.
In a certain light, and particular angle, my winkle looks like Stuart Granger.
H
In a certain light, and particular angle, my winkle looks like Stuart Granger.
H
Title: Re: Great Unanswered Questions of the Day
Post by: Ferrari Spider on September 21, 2005, 05:10:25 pm
H, is that SG alive or his current situation?
In terms of the family jewels, try going on high dose steroids, they look like if you've been very cold water for about a month, all shrivelled to nothing; say 20 carats to a speck of dust, mmmmh nice, rock on :P
In terms of the family jewels, try going on high dose steroids, they look like if you've been very cold water for about a month, all shrivelled to nothing; say 20 carats to a speck of dust, mmmmh nice, rock on :P
Title: Re: Great Unanswered Questions of the Day
Post by: Andy Zarse on September 21, 2005, 06:27:08 pm
I can confirm that yes, they do turn grey.
In a certain light, and particular angle, my winkle looks like Stuart Granger.
H
In a certain light, and particular angle, my winkle looks like Stuart Granger.
H
Remind me not to look at you from that particular angle when I see you in Norfolk. Talking of Norfolk (Bronze), there was once a shadow puppeteer who's act contained The Last Turkey in the Shop. :P
Title: Re: Great Unanswered Questions of the Day
Post by: Ballast on September 21, 2005, 07:47:56 pm
I've said it before and I'll say it again. There's not a day go's by without one member or another of Team Zarse scaring me a little bit more! ;)
Title: Re: Great Unanswered Questions of the Day
Post by: Steve Pyro on September 21, 2005, 08:12:10 pm
Have you heard of the Australian duo that go by the name of 'Puppetry of the Penis'?
My wife and her girly mates were most amused - I stayed at home but she bought me the easy to assemble instruction book to try at home ::)
(http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0593047907.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Great Unanswered Questions of the Day
Post by: Fran on September 21, 2005, 08:52:58 pm
LOL - it will probably come as no surprise - but i have been to see that show Steve! - i think "the beefburger" was my favourite.... :o
Title: Re: Great Unanswered Questions of the Day
Post by: Steve Pyro on September 21, 2005, 09:07:31 pm
That one's especially painful to assemble Fran :-[
