Club Arnage

I am looking after a boxer dog for a friend for a few days. This morning I went downstairs and discovered that Bradley had been sick on the kitchen floor. I found this out when my bare foot went into it and I slipped across the floor, although by way of a change, I didn't actually go over on my backside.

What has this to do with Le Mans I hear you ask? Well I only mention it because this sick was almost indentical to the sick I slipped over in on the Portsmouth Express on the way to Le Mans last year. And just a few days short of it being exactly a year later. Spooky eh???

You sure this dog doesnt have one of those animal passports and is allowed on Ferries, or maybe the canine conspiracy theory could be hatched?  

But did it look like scrambled egg?

No that was the other pool of spew I was trying to avoid. I actually slipped over in the mucus based one. This mornings looked just like dog sick with bubbles in it. Which in fact it was!

I remember watching a gorilla chucking up at Howletts Zoo once. He'd vomit copiously into his hand (well, some of it anyway), then proceed to eat it, licking every last drop from the platform he sat on.

Fascinating or what?

Not as fascintating as watching three puppies in a pet shop window, when I was a little lad. One took a sh*t, and the other two then ate it ! Nice !

Where i used to work they kept chickens. One day emptied a bucket of water out which had a dead mouse that had gone green after his long swim.
A chicken came over and downed it in one!
Didn't bother with my dozen free eggs that week.

I'd have taken them that day!! It's the following week I wouldn't have wanted any.

Now i know how chickens get samonella..