Club Arnage

Ok so I have a car to get me there, tickets to get in a tent to sleep/pass out in. Money for beer (poss food but that all depends on.......)

Anything else that is deamed to be essential?

I have seen a photo of a bloke sat in an inflatable swimming pool, parked next to, I asume his, Bentley Arnarge. Now any one got better?

T - 10 days till the of

Just a few things more for the duration of the weekend.
Weds night - MG Girls
Thurs night - Hawian Tropic Girls
Friday night - Corvette girls

you'll be sure to party well on that lot so get your own WS

Wotcher bobble,
In our pomp, our group had the following:
Beer Marquee
Dormitory marquee
Aircon units
Frridges
Working floodlights and plumbed in chandelier in the main marquee
600 pints of draught stella
A lawn mower
and a few other bits and bobs.
A lot for a two man party, I know.
I would call all of these items essential. Do not consider leaving without them.
H

Well Bobblehat, what more could you need than some Club Arnage window stickers??  :)

Sent cheque for stickers Sat.  ;D

Big H, I think u missed some shinny scaffold poles of you list and some girls to dance round them! And is the chandelier, a full crystal or a Homebase special?

Mind you what camp sit did you say were invading?

Nice one Bobblehat  ;)

Does anyone know what the laws are in France about Pole Dancers??  ;D

I understand that Poles are not alowd to dance between 4pm and 6pm, but if your Hungerian you should be OK but not on Sundays after 12pm.

Lap dancers have a law unto them selfs, :o So I understand ;)

a radio and satellite telly for sure BBH
PM

I like that idea

might as well add a 6 x PS2, I-link, 6 x steering wheels and 6 x TVs

I am now thinking a truck well be an absolute must :-\
 

Passport, for getting back...

Yes good point but dont you need one to get out to. ???

Has anyone actually ever had their passport looked at properly at a ferry port. We normally drive up to Passport Control, show the correct number of passports for the correct number of occupants and get waved through.

In fact, this is a bit of a bug bear of mine as it could easily be someone driving out of the country with my two kids and no-one seems to check anything!!!!   :climbing off soapbox now:

Yes, they seem more careful recently. And I went across for a blast round Belgium and Holland a few weekends ago, when you drive into the port at Dover you now follow a hugely convoluted route which includes passing through a customs-like shed. I thought I'd taken a wrong turn.

The bloke asked me where I was going, had I packed my own bags etc and on I went. But I think they are getting a bit tougher at the port.

When I used to do a bit work in France, quite often one of us would forget his passport. We used to smuggle them in in the back of the mini bus under some bubble wrap . Never ever got caught. Next lot out would bring the passport for the return.

Stu

Always thell the virgins in our group to pack these first, everything else i secondary:

1) Bottle opener (beer & wine)
2) Bog Roll
3) Small FM radio
4) Autosport from this Thursday

I once went to Le Mans on my uncles passport. Didn't spot it on the way out (on a coach, mass hand in of passports)
On the way back they checked it on the ferry, it was about 3am monday morning, you had to go to passport control, and by that time i looked a bit 2nd hand. The bloke behind the desk loked at the passport then at me, gave me the passport back with no problem.
Probably frightened him!

a sock, or you could try borrowing PM's.

Jem

Dont I need two socks, or do you all hope.

I think I am missing the point

Missed by a mile.

Hint: find out what WS is an abreviation for

And to help, a WS gets a mention in this post http://www.clubarnage.com/yabbse/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=192;start=0

We got one of our party out (and back!!!) without his passport last year....... after considering lashing the careless s*d to the chassis, we were completely up front about it, and when HM Immigration learnt of our destination were waved straight through with a knowing sigh - maybe we should have lashed him to the trailer anyway..........

WS = Windsheald Swiper ?

comeon bobble,surely youve heard of the wanking sock!!
PM

Gosh you must be posh PM

Tell me do you use, cotton, wool or a wool & cotton mix one, or are you realy kinky and go full the full nylon, and watch the sparks fly ;)

By Sunday, it has collected enough static to run, a fridge, the tv, video recorder. Saves on fuel for the genny.
Roll on Sunday.

Don't forget your ear plugs... several thousand p*ssed up middle aged fat blokes giving it some through blocked nasal cavities through the night gives off quite a din!! Makes the engine noises sound like birds singing!

 :o

My god you meen people actualy sleep out there! I thort it was called passing out :-X

Very true BH, but somehow, the human instinct still enables Man to breath in that state... perhaps I should have suggested several thousand ear plugs for all the offending nasal cavities!!

Oh and don't forget your tourch... 'cos falling into a ditch full of p*ss isn't pleasant even during the night... (Karting Nord 2002...damn that ditch!!)

Ditch! Thats the lav mate! Now bog of and find your own!