Title: Nice!!!
Post by: Ruptured Duck Motorsport on April 22, 2003, 07:00:37 pm
Great new board! It's off to a great start already.
Love the new Club Arnage logo in the top left - is that to be used on the rest of the site? Gets the thimbs up from me ;D
Love the new Club Arnage logo in the top left - is that to be used on the rest of the site? Gets the thimbs up from me ;D
Title: Re:Nice!!!
Post by: BigH on April 22, 2003, 09:31:51 pm
I got the Thimbs Up once. In the Congo. It was a f**k*ng nightmare.
The early symptoms manifest themselves with complete and total paralysis. This lasts a few months, fortunately not a lot is going through your mind then. There is however, an awful lot going through ones trousers. I chose the word 'awful' carefully.
Study of Thimbs Up was in it's infancy then, although there was a remedy. This involved getting naked, assuming a Sumo position whilst waving some imported castanets in a mildly erotic fashion, and lowering your ball bag into an operating food blender. This could make your eyes water. As I say, a remedy, but in truth, more of a distraction.
Of course, things have come a long way since then, but with cheap airtravel, you have to keep on your toes these days. I would be happy to set up a 'clinic' at MB for anyone who finds it difficult to talk about this and other 'mens problems', although the examinations by necessity are a bit sporty.
H
I believe Len Fairclough went down with a similar strain in the eighties...
The early symptoms manifest themselves with complete and total paralysis. This lasts a few months, fortunately not a lot is going through your mind then. There is however, an awful lot going through ones trousers. I chose the word 'awful' carefully.
Study of Thimbs Up was in it's infancy then, although there was a remedy. This involved getting naked, assuming a Sumo position whilst waving some imported castanets in a mildly erotic fashion, and lowering your ball bag into an operating food blender. This could make your eyes water. As I say, a remedy, but in truth, more of a distraction.
Of course, things have come a long way since then, but with cheap airtravel, you have to keep on your toes these days. I would be happy to set up a 'clinic' at MB for anyone who finds it difficult to talk about this and other 'mens problems', although the examinations by necessity are a bit sporty.
H
I believe Len Fairclough went down with a similar strain in the eighties...
Title: Re:Nice!!!
Post by: Ruptured Duck Motorsport on April 22, 2003, 11:24:34 pm
Ops, there was me all well intended and I slipped the forum a nasty disease due to my clumsy fat fingers....!
It does get a thUmbs up too...! ;D
It does get a thUmbs up too...! ;D
Title: Re:Nice!!!
Post by: Dave H on April 25, 2003, 12:54:22 pm
Surely with our now careful obsenity screening software for the site, that should be t***bs up?
****-*** you *******!
D**e H
****-*** you *******!
D**e H
Title: Re:Nice!!!
Post by: Ruptured Duck Motorsport on April 25, 2003, 01:07:37 pm
****** ****, * **** ** **** ******* ** ******
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Title: Re:Nice!!!
Post by: BigH on April 25, 2003, 01:32:37 pm
Yes, where's John Trevellyn when you need him. I wonder just how effective this software is, will it allow me to give directions to Scunthorpe for instance, or talk about bull buggering?
Maybe it would be better if we typed the asterisks, and then an obsecenity was automatically, and randomly, dropped in.
H
Maybe it would be better if we typed the asterisks, and then an obsecenity was automatically, and randomly, dropped in.
H
Title: Re:Nice!!!
Post by: Ruptured Duck Motorsport on April 25, 2003, 01:56:16 pm
Had fun playing with the language filter when Dreamracers did its own forum, swapping various bits of swearing for other words:
Was interesting to see mention of the driver in the "Croissant-pit" ;D
Was interesting to see mention of the driver in the "Croissant-pit" ;D
Title: Re:Nice!!!
Post by: Matt Harper on April 25, 2003, 11:30:03 pm
This forking software is well out of frickin' order. An occasional smattering of freaking industrial language adds emphasis, colour and forking humour. Can't we lobby the cucksocking moderator and get him to take this kindergarden sh1t off and let boys be boys.
