Club Arnage

This is my attempt at an apology, mainly to Smokie, im sorry for any offence caused, i didnt mean it. i deeply, truly apologise. i just couldn't take any more 'jokes' Smokie im sorry for causing you to have to work more, sorry. i will hopefully be at the 'poo bar so i will take your ridicule then. i would have added this to the thread 'please stop offensive threads' but it was locked. i hope this will go some way to making amends, Smokie, if i haven't spent all my money by then i'll buy you a drink at the Poo bar. sorry again, Nick.

Nice one Moped Boy. You'll need a bank loan though to buy a drink at the 'Poo Bar'. Obviously when they put up the prices they don't listen to Tony Blair harping on about stopping street crime.

Well done Moped boy.

Everyone goes though a some sort of P take at some time or another.  The trick is don't bite.  That just encourages those that are poking.  

See you at the poo bar by the sound of it.

t.

As one of those who made some posts which may have irritated you, I too would like to apologise. Not only to yourself, but also smokie and to all the other forum members. I am sorry and will do my utmost not to do it again.

Tony.

Good on ya MB. See you in Le Mans  ;)

Nice one MB, we will see you in the poo bar on the Saturday and I promise not to bring the Black and Decker. Only joking Smokster. ;)
Brian

Nice one. We all say and do things that upset or whatever but it takes a big man to admit so clearly you are now Moped Man ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cheers

Lancs John Edgington Se7en

Well done Nick!!!!  :)

Good lad moped boy.
About your dads eyebrows, any chance of you doing them at the poo bar ;D ;D

Moped Boy/man, good to see you seem contrite about the bad stuff. It does take a man to say it and we all respect someone that can take it as well as give it, so nice one.  (I was a bit worried when you mentioned on the joke thread where he had found the Ferrari joke but it seems OK)

Congratulations on a little bit of growing up. Hope you get your insurance for the Moped and you can watch us all  at the poo bar, OK? ::)

(Oh oh, thassa joke, come in and join in!)

 :D

bill

Thanks every one, by the way, i've never experienced the poo bar, how many CA's will be there? and what do you generally get up to? (apart from drinking ;D)

We talk Politics.   ;D ;D ;D ;D

Much use of the spitoons!

Well if you do get the moped, how about a bit of stunt riding!

BTW  Does anyone remember the Motor Bike that got TWATED at the poo bar last year?

 :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

MB I still think youre a Knob!

Come on Dan, give the kid a chance, he has been big enough to admit his wrongs and comments like yours will not help the suituation.

No Probs Brian, it was a piss take, just ask JPC I like a wind up ;)

 

I don't so, i was pissing about on my Honda 50r today and i took a wheelie too fast, Still a bit sore.

I'm sure Big H will have something to rub in for that.

In the meantime, if you need some practice, try this

http://www.scottishbiker.com/getagrip/

Good lad MB I'll make sure bri leaves the B & D at home see you at poo bar

good stoppie game 25.12 metres first go

The motorbike was a minor one wasnt it??

I stuck twat stickers over at least two bentley badges, and a fair few BMW's (the twats sticker is exactly BMW badge sized  ;-)

just make sure you dont stick those stickers to body work - i can envisage them being none too good for paintwork......

It may be better not to stick a twats sticker on anthing that don't belong to you (other than buildings etc) without checking first

Not everyone is going to see the 'funny side' if there is one.

May sound boring but I would not want one stuck ANYWHERE on a car or bike etc that belonged to me thanks.

i have the t-shirt for the poo bar, but i think i'll wear when we're buyin food and stuff incase any of you are there. really excited now, so close.

Hence I added some caution to that post.... sticking things on cars in places that it will not do any damage, in my opinion is fine, and part and parcel of driving through the shampoo bar when theres a motor race on....

Suitable locations include windscreens, windows, and over the top of BMW badges....

Unsuitable locations include directly onto paintwork, and anywhere where if you had to scrub it it would cause a hassle.....

I too would be most hacked off if someone stuck something to my car in a location that would damage it asthetically,  but in an area such as the windscreen....well compared to the ACO campsite sticker, its likely to pale into insignificance.....

Come out strong at the poo bar. remeber there should be a good photo oppurtunity.

Robbo's last day off until he goes away now. And its bed time.

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See you on the french side m'boy - can't wait to hook up with you all again....

how long till we leave?.....<does mental maths> ....11 days and counting....,.

See you at portsmouth robbo hope work isnt too bad

May I just add well done MB

Me too...

See you at the 'poo bar MB.

Oh dear, have I missed out on something interesting here?

The monday morning queue outside the Headmaster's office seems longer than usual.  Six of the best all round!

Just got back to the forum after a very busy weekend getting kit ready, Ditto to what Mr I said, and sorry for the bits I took to far.

It'll be good to meet all at LM.

Planman

just to check, what night/time is everyone going to the poo bar?

21:00 Sat night - I think......................... ???

As it looks like everyone is some how attached to this thread, and it's going forward into a poo night meet up, is this just a special CA drink meeting? Cos I was wondering if me and my stag team could also meet up at the Poo bar @ 21.00 for a drink as well as would love, sorry like to meet you all for a drink as well :-\

The more the merrier Neil, especially if you are buying??!!  ;D

I think it's going to be even bigger than last year. Who's going to be sober enough to try to count how many are there?  :-\

Neil, seeing as you appear to be on CA, then yes, I would say you more than qualify!! Abnd your stag team will be welcome too. Have you got a CA teeshirt?

No, we have special stag T-shirts that the groom doesn't know about yet, Even I don't know what they look like. But I did want a CA shirt but was to late to order them.

I may have a spare as one of our team is looking doubtful. Let me know if you are interested.

Yes please, b the envy of my team, just let me know if and when and how much?

     thx

Whatever it cost me, about £9.50ish I seem to remember. We are staying on MB wef Wed night, so could arrange to meet up or could bring it to the Poo bar?

Is Paul still not too good??  Please pass him my best wishes!!

Unfortunately Paul is much better and will be there. :(

No, it's Dave, the drunken Irish aviator, whom you met in the pub before Sebring. Apparently they sacked a load of FO's at his cargo airline due to getting rid of the A300s. Then they suddenly get a big contract and find they are 16 pilots short, therefore everyone's roster is chocker. He may fly in to Tours on saturday but it's looking grim.

There's nothing worse than a grim looking roster.
You'd expect it to be a matter of opinion, but I'm afraid in this case the textbooks are all in agreement.
A grim looking lobster's no picnic either, I can tell you!

More like a full banquet, especially with that Marie Rose sauce!

Excellent!!!  I borrowed his spare "England" shirt last year for the footie. He hasn't got a spare Lions shirt he can bring has he??  ;D

Can't wait to meet everyone. must get a CA t-shirt for next year. but the one i've got for this year should be good for a few laughs. ;D

Looking forward to meeting you too MB. Don't forget the bubbly!!!  ;D

Well Done, MoBoy, I think you're acquitted.

I hope you and the rest of the CAers have a great time, and the weather's kind to you.  David and I will have to limit our Le Mans experience this year to his GT4 game (he thrashes me every time  >:(  ) and what news we can get form the TV. :'(  Hey Ho, only 53 weeks to go.....

All the best

Roy

That's the spirit!!!  It will soon fly by!!  :)

Keep your end up DD :P as JPC says it will fly by

Good on ya Moped - just let me know if you want one of those big sloppy auntie style hugs n kisses in the poo bar!  :-*

Fran

I'm only 14 ;D

i'm actually 13, but i'll be 14 the day before we leave, yes! birthday and le mans, can it get any better?

Sorry MB was just trying to blag myself a hug  :o

Yes it can. You could get your Dad to take you to the Relax Club.

 ???was that a joke, or is there really a relax club (i'm sorry for my ignorance)

Ask your father.

Does this have anything to do with spearmint rhino coming this year? or is it a film thing ect before my time?

I'm old enough to be his grandfather and I don't know - is it rude?

It is a club near the main railway station in town for "stressed-out executives" in need of some relaxation with "entertaining and comforting" female company. The ladies are of a very abiding disposition apparently.

I should imagine there are a goodly number chaps in need of relaxation over the weekend and as such the "facilities" might be expected to look like the proverbial "paper-hanger's bucket".

Gilles is your expert on such local matters.

So how long have you and Gilles been members?

Gilles piloted my mate Mark and I in that general direction two years ago, on maybe the Monday or Tuesday night. Both places were closed...


I think I was grateful!  :-\

thanks for clearing that up, might just have to pay a visit...

MB, listen to yer uncle Bill, give the joint a wide berth, if they can't be buggered to stay open for Smokie they don't deserve your dad's money.

 ;D

b


(oh yes Fran, I'm ever so young and in dire need of the occasional hug too.....)

 :-*