Title: Paddling Pool Safety
Post by: Mr Toad on May 28, 2005, 05:59:24 pm
A quick mention that with all that beer & those "low fliers" going round, team organisers should ideally conduct a risk assessment and carefully consider paddling pool safety...
Slippery grass, electric cables, broken beer bottles etc etc. Anyway - suggest you derisk it and appoint your very own paddling pool safety officer. We have!
If you want to know our "rules" as a starter I've posted them here...
http://www.beermountain.com/paddling_pools.htm
Slippery grass, electric cables, broken beer bottles etc etc. Anyway - suggest you derisk it and appoint your very own paddling pool safety officer. We have!
If you want to know our "rules" as a starter I've posted them here...
http://www.beermountain.com/paddling_pools.htm
Title: Re:Paddling Pool Safety
Post by: BigH on May 28, 2005, 09:07:08 pm
Solid advice as usual Toadster,
I read and nodded sagely throughout, till I got to the last paragraph, when I almost choked on my Ryvita and Dairylea and had to rush to the fridge for a litre of San Miguel.
"No Petting"!!! Holy Moly!
"Not even with Nurses"!!! Jiminy Cricket!!
Well, time is tight, and I've only a small log-on, but what the hell else are nurses for, jesus-H-water-into-wine-christ!
I propose we ship some nurses in and try to beef up the nurse/paddling pool ratio.
I've a little nurse uniform of my own, by the way.
H
PS has someone been fiddling with my glasses?
I read and nodded sagely throughout, till I got to the last paragraph, when I almost choked on my Ryvita and Dairylea and had to rush to the fridge for a litre of San Miguel.
"No Petting"!!! Holy Moly!
"Not even with Nurses"!!! Jiminy Cricket!!
Well, time is tight, and I've only a small log-on, but what the hell else are nurses for, jesus-H-water-into-wine-christ!
I propose we ship some nurses in and try to beef up the nurse/paddling pool ratio.
I've a little nurse uniform of my own, by the way.
H
PS has someone been fiddling with my glasses?
Title: Re:Paddling Pool Safety
Post by: Fran on May 28, 2005, 09:49:11 pm
Sorry to hear about the size of your log BigH.
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Title: Re:Paddling Pool Safety
Post by: garystout on May 28, 2005, 10:04:04 pm
Solid advice as usual Toadster,
I read and nodded sagely throughout, till I got to the last paragraph, when I almost choked on my Ryvita and Dairylea and had to rush to the fridge for a litre of San Miguel.
"No Petting"!!! Holy Moly!
"Not even with Nurses"!!! Jiminy Cricket!!
Well, time is tight, and I've only a small log-on, but what the hell else are nurses for, jesus-H-water-into-wine-christ!
I propose we ship some nurses in and try to beef up the nurse/paddling pool ratio.
I' little nurse uniform of my own,ve a by the way.
H
PS has someone been fiddling with my glasses?
The" little nurse uniform of your own" sounds a little worryingI read and nodded sagely throughout, till I got to the last paragraph, when I almost choked on my Ryvita and Dairylea and had to rush to the fridge for a litre of San Miguel.
"No Petting"!!! Holy Moly!
"Not even with Nurses"!!! Jiminy Cricket!!
Well, time is tight, and I've only a small log-on, but what the hell else are nurses for, jesus-H-water-into-wine-christ!
I propose we ship some nurses in and try to beef up the nurse/paddling pool ratio.
I' little nurse uniform of my own,ve a by the way.
H
PS has someone been fiddling with my glasses?
Title: Re:Paddling Pool Safety
Post by: Mr Toad on May 29, 2005, 10:47:15 am
We had a major problem with a swingers convention over on Technoparc about 4 years ago - some of them were nurses, or claimed to be - they were all over our team like a rash...so I had to speak with our pool safety officer to sort that out as it didn't look very British...
Our man is now always on duty, well in the 2 hours each day between sleep, being drunk and being hung over!!
PS H - postie delivered the "item" last week. Thanks again!
Our man is now always on duty, well in the 2 hours each day between sleep, being drunk and being hung over!!
PS H - postie delivered the "item" last week. Thanks again!
