Club Arnage

So- JP - How do we get an invite?  Or is it come with as much booze as you can carry and loose as much money in one hour and your in !!!   ;D

I hadn't thought of that idea?

Invites will be handed out on site, and on our walkabouts.  :)

You'll be spanked by the mod  :o

He'll be OK when I give him his invite!!  ;)

Cool - come walkabout our way, pick up a beer or three and we can talk turkey  ;D

Team Crapaud's advanced party get to MB mid Wed afternoon, myself and the next wave get there the same time Thursday.................. just in time for a spot pre-dinner drinkies, a spot of dinner with a bottle of wine or three, spot of pre-qual, drinkies, spot of cards, drinkies, bit more racing, drinkies, drinkies, drinkies, drinkies, drinkies, drinkies opps time for bed!! ;D ;D

Sound like a perfect evening !!

Better start practicing the poker. Could be a good night. Now where's them dark glasses.

Not me guv! I was just expanding on the plans for the event!  :)

Are you looking for someone to provide the refreshments for your little event?

I've got a new line of battered pigs trotters that I think will be popular in France.

I could serve them with some of my home made chilli sauce.  I use real monosodium glutamate too :)

i've moved it before said spanking.  doesn't mean i wouldn't like one smokie ::)

Hmmh,  if it is anything like the casino after the classic last year we'll loose all our money and have a bloody marvellous time doing it.  any chance the y club can be there as well?

Must present credentials (invite and alcahol) for admittance!!!

Do we have to join 24 hours in advance?

Don't see why we can't become the Y club at about one in the morning! And then at 4am we can go round to Team Zarse for the all night cafe!  ;D

me and my mates regulary play (and regulay get caught) playing poker in school. i doubt £50 would go far with you guys though... can i bet my dad?

also, what type of poker is it? i play mexican 5 card draw and 8 card poker, but thats it

Please may we aslo have cidre for a 05.00 early morning cuppa with our pain chocolat

But naturally!!!  I wonder if we can get some of those earthenware cups to drink it from???

As stated in the original message about the event, it will be Texas Hold'Em.

I suppose we could lay on a game of snap in the corner for you youngsters!  ;)

I reckon one of our girlies could be up for that, she'll need a y shaped coffin when she's done in the world

Are you planning a ring game or tournament? I need to know whether or not to remortgage my house  :)

Depends on how many want to play!!  We could either have a couple of individual tables, or a small tournament if we get enough people.

Shouldn't there be backing music to this thread ...... I dunno ....... Maybe......... JAWS!!!

Bl**dy card sharks everywhere.

I'm gonna be well out of my depth!

Now, remind me again, an ace is higher than a king?  ???

We're going to have a card night, but as most of us are relitive card virgins, you can join us. I'm crap at cards. Too many smiles with good hands, either that or i just chuck money in.

I'm quite happy to run the snap table for you about the only card game i can play

How much is the house asking for the second blind to post in the blind?

Or are we playing with a flat pot?

Me too Chris.

Err I thought that gooing to Lemons I would only need english (Brummie standard) and some franglais, but now it seems I will also need to learn LA'eese too...

"second blind ... post in the blind....flat pot....ring games...."

bl**dy foreign lingo

 8)

joe cool


(oops sorry)

bill

Don't worry Bill, there's only two types of poker player likely to be there, people like me who know how to play but bloody lose anyway and people who don't know how to play but somehow end up winning the lot.

Perhaps I should erase my memory and see if I could win a few quid  :D

Someone has been Googling!!!!  ;)

Played a sit and go last night and came fourth  :(

Some spawny bastard beat me three times in a row on the river. Even downed pocket aces with a very dodgy straight.

I'm definitly sticking to snap you have completely lost me now  ???

Snap! oh yes! sounds great! we can even bet with pennies and make some serious pocket money! if you couldn't tell i was being sarcastic. ;)

Or is it like sex and Bridge
You either need a good partner or a good hand
As Peter Kay says ;D

how about shove ha'penny, haven't played it for years could be worth a hoot.