Club Arnage

Visitors to the historic track were amazed today to see this remarkable new saftey helmet being tested at Silverstone today. The 'nappie' as the makers are calling it is said to be 'extremly cool to wear in public' and should be for sale at Halfords soon.

Did it work against the torrential rain that was forcast.......

Who's that bizarre looking geezer?  ;D ;D ;D ;D

It worked a treat. I'm well and truly cooked all the way through.
I think the 'bizzare guy' should step forward....

Do you mean "The Stalker" (hic)

I sought of recognise him, but the lack of appendage of J Herbert esquire makes a positive id difficult.

Actually, it's "Mr Stalker" to you

As little 'un is only driving in the support race at Le Mans this year, I thought I'd change my target to someone who might walk away with a first place trophy!  ;D

And to top it all, he recognised me.......FROM SEBRING

(Did I mention I went there????)

Have to say, it was a great day out, good to see a few fellow CA'ers there. The Astons looked awesome, and the good weather that contradicted all the forecasts made it even better!!

He probably has your picture on his mantlepiece JP.

Is that lady at the back of the pic trying to be a spy? Bright warm day, she's all covered up in coat and silly hat...

(Here's hoping it's not Fran...)

Oi!! ya cheeky bugga smokie .... tho i do grudgingly admire her sartorial tyle of fully colour co-ordinated in red n black matching hat, coat, backpack, mobile phone AND a set of bollards! now thats what i call accessorising!  8)

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Here's  one of another stalker from Sebring !  ;D

Who's stalking who?????  ???

silly billy smokie, she is foreign and dressed correctly for the summer ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

No, I think these lovely ladies were dressed  correctly for Silverstone :P :P :P
Any guesses as to what Brad is about to pull out of his pocket :o :o :o

Nice camel toe, on the left!

chuffin hell  :o

I really should get more serious about this motorsport lark. I weep when I think of all the women I've missed dressed like that  :'(

Believe me, the picture doesn't do it justice!!!  ;D

Does this picture come in "scratch and sniff"  :P ;) ;D

Check out www.cameltoe.com for more of the same.

Carefull though.

Apologies for the non-presense of the Zarses on Sunday, unfortunately life intervened. I was however able to indulge in some Commerly activities with a view to acquiring a Ministry of Transport Certicficate of Roadworthiness.

Anyway, hope you all had a jolly good day out.

Did that involve a £50 note hidden under the bonnet for the tester to find?

One of those gqrunteed pass mot's ???  ;D

Chris, there is no need for inducements, for this is the Commer of which we speak. The MOT man is "a believer" and is in a trance-like state under the influence of mystical powers of The Dunstable Necromancer.

BWW-HA-HA-HA

That'll be "The Curse of the Commer" then  :o

Well I was offering her a lift home on my pocket - however judging by the bollocking I got from the missus when I showed her that picture, its a good job she turned it down..... Slapped sunburn :o :o :o :o :o

Ouch!!!!!

When Ian said "Don't tell your mother" I think he assumed you wouldn't tell your missus either!!  ;)

And you didn't think to clarify this BEFORE I got lobster slapped??

Oh and in case anyone is wondering - Aftersun barely helps the pain once you have been scalded by the sun, and a p'ed off woman at the same time......

Oh so profoundly true Brad. Ouch...


Cameltoe?

I wonder what that is all about, will someone explain in the Stella Bar on the 15th, please?

 ???

Bill

Didn't you hear the bit where I said for you to take the picture of me on your camera so that there's no evidence when I get home!!  ;)

Dear Mrs Chenet............ ;D

My Bill, what a sheltered life you have lead...

I don't know much about camels feet, but I'm guessing they have two toes.

So, when the cloth of an outer garment gets caught in the....um...middle bit of a lady, it has the appearance of a camel's toe (if you use your imagination).

This picture, rather surprisingly, shows it quite well without being too graphic. Except he's a bloke, and camel toes are normally not found on blokes!

And remember folks, that was a bit of education for Bill, and not a general invitation to post your favourite camel toe...

Oh Smokie, you are too kind.

Now the embarrassing bit...
What the hell were you doing finding THAT example?

Still I think I get the basic idea, yes it has been a clean living quiet life..... So far! Still the shelter has blown away lately, rather like Mr Toads gazebo I hear.

Looking forwards to extending my late education next month, anything else I should know?

 :D

Bill

you wanna get yourself along to the max power live show at london/birmingham

Bloody hell Rob, you petrified!!!!   Or pissed!!!  Or both!!!  ;)

bit of both....i think ???

as you can see, i dont photo well ::)

im slightly more at ease in this 1 :-\

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